I give you this:

In my deuce and a quarter feelin' funky funky fine
And I'm rockin' that stupid shit
In my deuce and a quarter feelin' funky funky fine
And I'm rockin' that stupid shit

Can you beat this piece of SHIT?

MartyMcFly said:

I think I can...

1 day I'll make it in the big city
and I'll be looking 4 a girl who's pretty
1 day I'll make a play and she will say ok
'cause I plan 2 be a cool kitty

And at least a honorable mention:

(Hey y'all, I thought we bust this new hype before)
All across the land
(New dance commercial take 2)
Rio, Marbella - we gettin' stupid
ha, Germany, Paris France - we gettin' stupid
yeah, Stockholm Sweden, we love ya

O.k., the lyrics at the beginning are really ..., but the song is still funky and I LOVE IT!!!

Anything to do with Graffiti Bridge. Those words are awful.

Fill us with de dope track, lick us, twist us, roll us in your mouth
Light us up and take a hit, light us up and take a hit

Christopher said:

ooooo suck us till we dry...and when we lookin like a roach hit the lights

kape said:

diggin the funky reggae prince eh?

"When you understand everything in every book / congratulations / U're in the New Power Generation" isn't going to win any awards from modern literature societies.

Christopher said:

I actually like that... so...

MartyMcFly said:

lol... that's pretty bad.
how about.

"the music rocked us
our eyes locked, thus making us see a trippy picture shoo."

what a way to force a rhyme.

Contradiction - my prediction is that
It is really important where I take my naps?

I laugh everytime I hear these lines in this song. I dont laugh b/c I think it's funny but b/c I think its REEEEEAL lame. I hate his raps, ugh!

Let's not forget the pièce de résistance of Prince lyrics...

Boy, we gettin' ready 2 get funkier than a sack o'grandaddies
1,2
1,2,3
Heh heh, roll it (Gett off)
(Gangster) (Gett off)
(Gangster) (Gett off)
Yeah, summertime
(Gangster) (Gett off)
(Get on up and jam)

Well as I G-E-double-T-O-F-F
Ganster Glam in the house and I must confess, see
That this is the shit P
Servin' them a New Power Soul
4 those who would ever try 2 rock the NPG
4 those who are wondering, a family is born
And God bless us cuz we're funky
Everything we do is on a positive tip
And got a message 4 a sucker with lip
Tell 'em, Rosie
(Let a woman be a woman and man be a man)
Yeah, U tell 'em, baby
And as I put the Mmm in Man
I'm kickin' the Gangster Glam

Gangster (Hahaha) (Gangster)
Gangster glam (Gangster)
I'm kickin' the Gangster Glam
Gangster (Gangster)
Gangster glam (Get on up and jam)

Well as I G-E-double-T-O-F-F
Ganster Glam in the house (Gangster)
The style we're sportin', the ladies and the fellas, hmmm
Godfather III meets Barbarella
Hmm, U can believe, a gangster never thinks twice

(Gangster)
(Gangster glam)
What ya say fellas?
(Gangster)
(Get on up and jam)
Roll it

Gangster (Gangster)
Gangster glam
It's summertime and I'm rollin' (Get on up and jam)
Send the shout out
(Power 2 the people of M-P-L-S) {x4
Send the shout out

What's my BMW definition?
The Black Man's Wish
All the heads of the family
Will fall when we drop this
And the fact that we're funky
Will keep the jeeps boomin' 4 the hip-hop junkies

(Everybody grab a body, pump it like U want somebody)
(Get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)
I'm kickin' the Gangster Glam
(Everybody grab a body, pump it like U want somebody)

And see U lipsynchin' suckers
Listen, we don't go 4 that
And U can believe we're bringin' the live performance back (Gangster)
So don't U come 2 the concert 2night
Cuz we'll send U home wishin' that U had came right
Mmm, clockin' the jizz, gettin' the bizz
Playin' strip pool with Vanessa
Sweatin' in my typhoon (Gangster) (Get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)
Yeah, that's my 'do, fool

(Gett off) Gangster glam (Get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)
It's summertime and I'm rollin'
(Gett off) Gangster (Get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)
Yeah
(Gett off) Gangster glam (get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)

Groovin' 2 the Gangster Glam
With the fellas (Gangster)
The Beamer - Chiquita yellow
Clockin' all the jizz (Get on up and jam)

Gangster (Gangster)
I love U
Yeah, I love U 2, I love U 2
Gangster glam
Yeah
(Get on up and jam)

(If U think U're funky)
Are U funky?
(Then come on and ride the donkey)
Then ride it, hahahaha
Gangster (Gangster glam)
(Everybody grab a body, pump it like U want somebody)
(Get-get-get-get-get-get on up and jam)

(How much money U got?)
Gangster grands (Gangster)
Groovin' 2 the Gangster Glam
Gangster
Gangster glam
Groovin' 2 the Gangster Glam (Gangster)

(I like 'em proud)
Groovin' 2 the Gangster
Groove-groove-groovin' 2 the
Groovin' 2 the Gangster
Groove-groove-groovin' 2 the
Groovin' 2 the Gangster
Groove-groove-groovin' 2 the
(Get on up and jam)
Gangster
Groovin' 2 the Gangster Glam
(Get on up and jam)

N.P.G. (N.P.G.)
Who turn the mother out? (Who turn the mother out?)
N.P.G. (N.P.G.) (Gangster)
Who turn the mother out? (Who turn the mother out?)
{crowd noise
Gangster
(Jam)

What we gonna do when we wanna get funky? {x4
(Hold it, Fred!) {Aunt Ester sample {x3
(Jam) {x3
(Gangster)
(Get on up and jam)

What we gonna do when we wanna get funky? {x2
(Gangster)
(Gangster glam)
(Gangster)
(Get on up and jam)
Groovin' 2 the Gangster Glam
(Gangster)
(Gangster glam)
(Gangster)
(Get on up and jam)
Groovin' 2 the Gangster Glam
Gangster
(Gett off)
(G-g-gett off)

and then on the site where I got them from, it says this:

The Copyright of Prince - Gangster Glam Lyrics belongs to the writer or performer of Prince - Gangster Glam Lyrics...

Ok Prince, if you REALLY want to keep the rights to those, be my guest. You should claim FULL responsibility for the genius that is Gangsta Glam.

I admit defeat! I bow to the lyrical "genius" aka "witty pen" of Mr. Tony Mosley...

Half of the JW stuff on Rainbow Children (the music is funky tho!). Like Prince knows the answers to all philosophical questions regarding the foundation of mankind. What happened to the days when Prince's religious views opened the door for openness and a humanist approach. I'm happy he has seemed to grow out of his preachy cult-leader phase.

jdcxc said:

I wouldn't count on it... Not as long as that moustached zealot is in the vicinity...

Co-sign 2 BoySimon - GB tops it all.

I am the cybersingle, that is me
Come and get my download
2 be free or not 2 be free,
That is the question, see?
All the beautiful ones are with me
See, it's lovely

We have a winner

nono...i got it

"the opposite of nato is....

monotheism"....:..uh...exsqueeze me?

from what i've been told, it's warsaw pact.

-taken from "muse 2 the pharoah"(live version)

From my least favorite Prince song ever, I give you my least favorite Prince lyrics ever:

She was pure, every ounce
I was sure when her titties bounced



I also hate the whole last part of International Lover, b/c I think it's totally

That moustached Zealot???? Are you talking about Mani there??? Too funny!

BoySimon said:

For you BoySimon. Enjoy the complexity that is Prince...

Graffiti Bridge

Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge
Something 2 believe in, a reason 2 believe that there's a heaven above
Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge
Everybody's looking 4
Everybody's looking 4
Eeverybody's looking 4 love

Everybody wants 2 find the perfect 1
Someone that makes u happy, someone that makes u laugh when u want 2 cry
Everybody wants to find the perfect 1
Everybody's looking 4
Everybody's looking 4
Everybody's looking 4 love

The love of a boy, the love of a girl
The love that comes from a warm heart in a cold cold world
Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge
Something 2 believe in, a reason 2 believe that there's a heaven above
Everybody's looking 4
Everybody's looking 4
Everybody's looking 4 love

Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge
(people throw away your arms of fire)
A bridge that leads
A bridge that leads them 2 a love they know is real
(let democracy take u higher)
Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge
Everybody's looking 4 (if you believe)
Everybody's looking 4 (wave your hands)
Everybody's looking 4 love (on the power of love)

(Love is shining)

(everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge)
There's a future (sure, you're right) a future worth fighting 4
I'm a living witness
Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge
Ooo, everything's gonna be alright, alright, alright
Everybodys looking 4
Everybodys looking 4
Everybodys looking 4 love

There is a future (a future worth fighting 4)
Worth fighting 4
Yes it is, I know it is
Everything will be alright


Is it Prince's version of a really bad nursey rhyme ??

My personal best of the worst is Gett Off.

I especially don't like the title spelling because it has no real meaning and it's just plain silly.....

Gett Off....

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

Gett off (Gett off)

1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Gett off)
Lay your pretty body against the parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (Gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Gett off)

(Gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Gett off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (Gett off)
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long (Gett off)
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
[Edited 2/1/06 14:14pm]

jone70 said:

It's not as bad as I think in Apollonia 6 in the song Blue Limosine where I think it is Brenda saying "He likes them pretty...he like their titties..."

Omg for some reason that part makes me cringe!

But let's not forget I wanna melt with u..."Don't look now but there's a river of blood...you must have beena virgin what am I guilty of?"

He was particularly horny during this era.

minneapolisgenius said:

It's really embarrasing... It's like your dad trying to rap and be cool...

It's Prince getting down wit da kids.....!!

He wrote more mature lyrics in his late teens and twenties.

alwayslate said:

I agree that's bad but surely there's worse still on the Batman album? What about:

If I'm workin' at my jobba
I'm the victim, U're the robba

And I absolutely cannot believe that nobody has mentioned this gem:

pepper7 said:

You're kidding?

It's a song about fucking. I like those lyrics, it's all tongue in cheek (pardon the pun).

pepper7 said:

I always took the spelling as implying silly playfulness...

GETT spelled with two T's = "to tease"

xox

TheEnglishGent said:

and of course the other standards:

U don't even know what kind of cereal I like
Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk
Cuz cows are 4 calves

and

Animal Kingdom
I saw a friend of mine 2day
In an ad sayin' what would do my body good
I told him he was wasting time, I say
If God wanted milk in me
The breast I suck would have a line around the hood

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
It's why I don't eat red meat or white fish
Don't give me no blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

Animal, animal kingdom {x2}

Who told us we should eat the swine?
U can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine
What about the clams on the shore?
Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
(Nurses past, oh yeah)
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
(Ever did a damn thing)
So I don't eat no red meat or white fish
Or funky, funky blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

Animal, animal kingdom {x3}