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Reply #30 posted 02/01/06 3:05pm

jone70

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OceanOfViolets said:



I always took the spelling as implying silly playfulness...

GETT spelled with two T's = "to tease" tease

xox


I never thought of that but I like it. That Prince, always so clever with the sexual innuendos. biggrin
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Reply #31 posted 02/01/06 3:22pm

MantuaPharoah

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Does Morris Day count?

My name is Morris, baby... and I dig you.
And when I dig somebody, they stay dug.
They stay dug, baby. They stay dug.
- Donald Trump, Black Version.

I actually love this song! This is one of those songs where it's SO BAD, it's good! lol

Kind of a shame I'm blaming Morris' lyrics on Prince... but then again, Prince probably wrote it.
The public is squeezin' you kiddo. You'd better kick ass on your next album or else!
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Reply #32 posted 02/01/06 3:26pm

andyman91

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This will be the day
That U will hear me say
That I will never run away

I am here for you
Love was meant 4 2
Now tell me what U're gonna do?

If I gave you Diamonds & Pearls
Would U B a happy boy or a girl?
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Reply #33 posted 02/01/06 6:07pm

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The lyrics to "One Of Your Tears" are hideous..


"Did U get the tape I sent U
I thought it be better in a song
Better than the used condom U sent me
Baby that was wrong

All the things a brother had 2 picture
I see him doing things witcha
I see his hand in the small of your back
I see his face in between
The king and queen in fact

Sometimes I wanna die and comeback as one of your tears"



If anyone ever built a Prince "hall of shame,"
these lyrics should be the printed all over the walls
[Edited 2/1/06 18:08pm]
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Reply #34 posted 02/01/06 6:09pm

Krystal666

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Rzeplica said:

The lyrics to "One Of Your Tears" are hideous..


"Did U get the tape I sent U
I thought it be better in a song
Better than the used condom U sent me
Baby that was wrong

All the things a brother had 2 picture
I see him doing things witcha
I see his hand in the small of your back
I see his face in between
The king and queen in fact

Sometimes I wanna die and comeback as one of your tears"



If anyone ever built a Prince "hall of shame,"
these lyrics should be the printed all over the walls
[Edited 2/1/06 18:08pm]


eek I wonder which Prince girl THAT was written about! Poor Prince.
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Reply #35 posted 02/01/06 6:15pm

MantuaPharoah

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Rzeplica said:

The lyrics to "One Of Your Tears" are hideous..


"Did U get the tape I sent U
I thought it be better in a song
Better than the used condom U sent me
Baby that was wrong

All the things a brother had 2 picture
I see him doing things witcha
I see his hand in the small of your back
I see his face in between
The king and queen in fact

Sometimes I wanna die and comeback as one of your tears"



If anyone ever built a Prince "hall of shame,"
these lyrics should be the printed all over the walls
[Edited 2/1/06 18:08pm]


That's a VERY GOOD song. Those lyrics are of pain, and honesty. I believe you're mistaken here. That's one of the best songs on The Truth... a VERY GOOD album. confused
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Reply #36 posted 02/02/06 4:48am

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bkw said:

pepper7 said:

My personal best of the worst is Gett Off.

I especially don't like the title spelling because it has no real meaning and it's just plain silly.....

Gett Off....

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

Gett off (Gett off)

1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Gett off)
Lay your pretty body against the parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (Gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Gett off)

(Gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Gett off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (Gett off)
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long (Gett off)
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - if u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off

[Edited 2/1/06 14:14pm]

You're kidding?

It's a song about fucking. I like those lyrics, it's all tongue in cheek (pardon the pun). biggrin


Yes it is a song about fucking. It's really aggresive and it's not tongue in cheek.

Jack U Off is tongue in cheek, Head is tongue in cheek...quite literally.

I particularly hate these lyrics:

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper


TELL ME HOW THIS IS GOOD ???
Shut up already, damn.
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Reply #37 posted 02/02/06 4:51am

pepper7

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jone70 said:

OceanOfViolets said:



I always took the spelling as implying silly playfulness...

GETT spelled with two T's = "to tease" tease

xox


I never thought of that but I like it. That Prince, always so clever with the sexual innuendos. biggrin




It's actually really sad it's that bad.

Trying to be overtly sexual for the sake of it is sad.

It's like you're trying to prove something.

I could imagine 12 year old boys thinking this is good.
Shut up already, damn.
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Reply #38 posted 02/02/06 5:53am

DynamicSavior

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jone70 said:

TheEnglishGent said:

And I absolutely cannot believe that nobody has mentioned this gem:



and of course the other standards:

U don't even know what kind of cereal I like
Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk
Cuz cows are 4 calves


and

Animal Kingdom
I saw a friend of mine 2day
In an ad sayin' what would do my body good
I told him he was wasting time, I say
If God wanted milk in me
The breast I suck would have a line around the hood

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
It's why I don't eat red meat or white fish
Don't give me no blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

Animal, animal kingdom {x2}

Who told us we should eat the swine?
U can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine
What about the clams on the shore?
Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
(Nurses past, oh yeah)
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
(Ever did a damn thing)
So I don't eat no red meat or white fish
Or funky, funky blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

Animal, animal kingdom {x3}


falloff Someone HAS to orgnote me this damn song. Ya'll keep talking about it and I never heard it.
My vote goes to:
Diamonds and Pearls
Lemon Crush
ANY RAPPING SONG. I worked out to "Horny Pony" yesterday and listening to the lyrics kinda threw me off track. The song's only saving grace is all that shit Rosie says: "I can't do that, I'm a lay-day!" "Oh-My-Gawad.." "That's nasty." falloff
Oh yeah...and the songs from Mewsickology where he uses "slang" ESPECIALLY that part in Life O' The Party when he's "rapping" and says "DON'T IT MAKE YOU WANNA HAWWWWWLLLLLA" Yes Prince, Yes it does.
One of Dansa's org hornies woot!
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.
mad HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!! mad
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down.
Prince.org: Where's Mani?
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Reply #39 posted 02/02/06 7:08am

getblue

'I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday '

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Reply #40 posted 02/02/06 7:41am

24chas

My vote goes to any of the rap songs he did.
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Reply #41 posted 02/02/06 10:31am

luv4all7

D to the I to the A to the M
O to the N to the D to the PEARLS OF LOVE


And then theres that song from the symbol album (can't think of which one) where Mayte goes on and on

Who's the president now? Does it matter Wow.
What sign you are? Stop sign.
How you gonna make that booty boom.....blah blah blah.....the whole thing is just embarrasing!
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Reply #42 posted 02/02/06 11:12am

MartyMcFly

I passionately hate this shit from "Pope":

Who's the funky drummer with the crooked little sticks? (Sticks)
He might have better luck if he was drummin' with his dick (Dick?)
If U don't play the piccolo, why U wanna lick?
Now check the drum solo and tell me not 2 kick it

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Reply #43 posted 02/02/06 11:58am

Axchi696

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(Baby knows) - She knows how 2 make U feel
(Baby knows) - Like your stuff ain’t brown tonite


It's enough to totally kill the song for me. ill
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
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Reply #44 posted 02/02/06 1:02pm

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OceanOfViolets said:

pepper7 said:

My personal best of the worst is Gett Off.

I especially don't like the title spelling because it has no real meaning and it's just plain silly.....

Gett Off....

[Edited 2/1/06 14:14pm]


I always took the spelling as implying silly playfulness...

GETT spelled with two T's = "to tease" tease

xox


Nah...he had to call this song Gett Off because he already had a B-side called Get Off with one T. It's true!
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Reply #45 posted 02/02/06 1:12pm

ewald

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green eggs and ham!

housequake.
Thank God this ain't Monopoly
U'd make us all go back 2 start
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