'Tis the nightmare called ChristMESS that has the whole earth
Practicing pagan rituals in the name of Christ's birth
The stockings r hung, yet none seem 2 care
The Bible makes no such reference 2 this affair
The children r told of some nice guy in red
While the truth about Santa is Satan instead
And mama passes tradition 2 her kids' little laps
Enabling the origin of ChristMESS 2 remain under wraps
2 lazy 2 research what u've bLIEved since ur youth?
Then sit back and listen while eye tell u the truth...


Away from the lies that r simply rehashed
Eye opened the Bible and threw up, quite aghast
No mention that Jesus was born in December
So, who is it, each year, that the people remember?
O, what 2 my wandering eyes should eye find
But a celebration called Saturnalia - then, further backwards eye
climbed
He bgan a fake religion that competed with God
Eye knew at that moment it was Nimrod!


More rapid my heart beat the blood thru my veins
If Christ was never in ChristMESS, what then remains?
The wreaths, mistletoe, ChristMESS goose and the fixins
ChristMESS trees, gift-giving and holey day mixin


From the whole list there's none u should leave


All pagan in origin, they only dceive

B4 u knew the whole truth, it wasn't a lie
But, now that u know, it's on u 2 deny
Now on2 the icon, of course, u all knew
Bhind that long, flowing beard Santa hid something 2


All eye had was an inkling, so eye went in search of the proof
That Santa was not what eye'd learned in my youth
Eye drew in my breath when the truth hit my eye
Xposed were the roots of this so-called good guy


He's dressed all in red - take note of the hue
And that right there provides the first clue
With a bundle of toyz 2 teach children greed
Walk in2 any toy store and watch him succeed
Y yes, it is true, as the anagram will suggest
SANTA is SATAN, just festively dressed


His wry, little mouth is drawn up in a sneer
As children continue their worship year after year
Upon his mind, do u suppose that it gnaws
The telling morph of his name 2 spell SATAN'S CLAWS?
Yet, the characteristics of God he assumes as his own:
Omniscient, omnipresent - he's after God's throne


He is cunning and wicked, sure no jolly old elf
Now eye cringe when eye c him, no longer kidding myself
This nightmare called ChristMESS - how eye was misled -
In honor of Jesus, upholding Nimrod instead!
Churches ignore this truth tho it lurks
Eye guess appeasing the pagans wins over converts
ChristMESS lies warrant cleanup or else they r liable
2 put one at odds with what's taught in the Bible
Celebr8 how u like - the way u did in ur youth
Or recognize God as a Spirit 2 b worshipped in TRUTH

were you digging around on here, by chance? (i'm surprised that that site's STILL around...) there's this, too:

The Night B4 Christmas

by Ted Daniel

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Park
Not a creature was stirring, not even Brownmark
The stockings were were purple, with traces of gold
But not hung by the mantle - Prince said that idea's old.

"I do not celibrate that foolish tradition
Because it has nothing to do with religion
I must do the tidings of my good buddy Larry G.
Since without him there would be no me.

He said there's no Christmas, no Easter, etc.
No Valentine's Day either I betcha!
It's better to bitch about contracts and money
Cuz what's in your pocket will provide for you, honey!"

Prince was finishing his current song
About some misguided idea which was probably wrong
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
He sprang from the studio to see what was the matter.

When, what to the dumbfounded Prince should appear
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer
With a little old driver, so lively and quick
Prince though for a moment it must be a trick!

The driver looked stern as he scowled at Prince
"Just look at these talents you've dismissed the years since
You were at the height of your popularity
So, sit down and let's come and see who we can see:

Here's WENDY! Here's Lisa! Here's SHEILA and BOBBY!
There's MICHAEL and TOMMY and FINK and SONNY!
They gave you their best and they gave you their all
But all you can think about is peddling Crystal Ball.

And you used to believe in the Tooth Fairie and Santa
But recently you started chanting a mantra
And you started to spout ignorant tripe
On your song The War and your corny website."

Prince just stammered, "But Larry said.."
"Forget that old fool! He's messed up in the head!"
Santa told Prince, "Let me set you straight
Your fans are supporting you - you can't sit and wait.

You've got to appologize for the pain that you've caused them
They think you've forgotten, they think you dodge them
They complain about you and your lawyer Londell
He's making a Prince fan's life like a hell.

Prince, let me tell you just what to do
Nix Larry and Londell - give them the shoe
Bring back the fun and mysterious songs
I know what I'm saying, I won't steer you wrong!"

As Santa jumped in his sleigh and flew to the sky
Prince noticed that he had many tears in his eyes
I'll be true to my fans now - I will treat them right
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT."

see there IS something to like about X-mas

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

Who ACTUALLY wrote this? Did Prince take credit for this?

origmnd said:

it was a member of npgmc who wrote it, and it was put on display in one of the "rooms" over there (forgot exactly which room, tho').