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Thread started 12/15/05 2:46am

funkyfine

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A great scoop in the UK's Daily Mirror

"Whatever Happened To...
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince has obviously been moonlighting as a waiter in a kitsch indoan restaurant. That would explain the overstarched beige outfit that he wore to the Beverley Hills Regent Hotel to promote Te Amo Corazon (I Love You My Heart) - the new song he's recorded with his missus Mia. Yuk!"

Great fact checking there.
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Reply #1 posted 12/15/05 3:35am

Gold319

I suggest rags like this do their homework first before putting false facts to the printed page!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol
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Reply #2 posted 12/15/05 3:51am

Krystal666

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"His missus Mia?" rolleyes
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Reply #3 posted 12/15/05 5:21am

Anxiety

Krystal666 said:

"His missus Mia?" rolleyes




she gets around.
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Reply #4 posted 12/15/05 7:14am

Mr7

Just a lousy tabloid rag.
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Reply #5 posted 12/15/05 7:20am

origmnd

Wouldnt Prince be all up in their faces ?
Maybe he dont want the truth out there anyway.
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Reply #6 posted 12/15/05 7:26am

MrsJimmyFallon

Prince must have divorced Mani and already secretly married Mia! omfg

yeah, that must be it! it totally answers the mystery of why Mani hasn't been seen in public with Prince for awhile AND why Prince is still wearing a ring on his left hand ring finger! yeah yeah yeah i think this must be what's going on!

i wonder if Mia is pregnant yet? because from those pictures i saw from the press conference, she might be because she just "looked" pregnant to me and in one photo i'm pretty sure Prince was looking over at her belly and he had this expression on his face like total happiness and joy, i could totally tell that, it was so obvious, and i'm a huge Prince fan so i think i'd know! and i bet "3121" means (since when you add those numbers up they add up to a sum of '7') that Mia is due to give birth in 7 months!! WOW!! COOL!!

congratulations Mia and Prince on your marriage and your impending bundle of joy!!!!

disclaimer edit for the sarcasm/humor challenged: the above post was a JOKE. understand? a JOKE. it was me having a bit of fun at the expense of the kind of posters around here who actually DO write this kind of crap..except they mean it. so again, my post was NOT SERIOUS. anyone taking my post seriously is in desperate need of obtaining a clue. thank you. goodbye.
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Reply #7 posted 12/15/05 7:31am

ontheonevegas

Gold319 said:

I suggest rags like this do their homework first before putting false facts to the printed page!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol


Well your one to talk, you constantly post trash from rags like this and tell us its the gospel truth on how the UK is going down the shitpan.

When were you going back to the USA again?
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Reply #8 posted 12/15/05 7:32am

ontheonevegas

MrsJimmyFallon said:

Prince must have divorced Mani and already secretly married Mia! omfg

yeah, that must be it! it totally answers the mystery of why Mani hasn't been seen in public with Prince for awhile AND why Prince is still wearing a ring on his left hand ring finger! yeah yeah yeah i think this must be what's going on!

i wonder if Mia is pregnant yet? because from those pictures i saw from the press conference, she might be because she just "looked" pregnant to me and in one photo i'm pretty sure Prince was looking over at her belly and he had this expression on his face like total happiness and joy, i could totally tell that, it was so obvious, and i'm a huge Prince fan so i think i'd know! and i bet "3121" means (since when you add those numbers up they add up to a sum of '7') that Mia is due to give birth in 7 months!! WOW!! COOL!!

congratulations Mia and Prince on your marriage and your impending bundle of joy!!!!


Your no better than the Daily Mirror posting rumours like this..I expect your comments will be in tomorrow's Sun

"Purple prince of pop..blah blah"
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Reply #9 posted 12/15/05 7:37am

MrsJimmyFallon

ontheonevegas said:

Your no better than the Daily Mirror posting rumours like this..I expect your comments will be in tomorrow's Sun


oh, please. lighten up, pal. rolleyes

it was a JOKE.

if you've been around the Org for any length of time (like i have. i've been around this place for approx. 6 years now), you'd know stupid posts like what i wrote come up all the time -- except oftentimes the poster writing crap like i did is completely serious. which i *wasn't*. i was making fun of those kind of ridiculous posts.

sorry you couldn't pick up on that. i certainly apologize for having offended you. lol
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Reply #10 posted 12/15/05 8:07am

Anxiety

MrsJimmyFallon said:

Prince must have divorced Mani and already secretly married Mia! omfg

yeah, that must be it! it totally answers the mystery of why Mani hasn't been seen in public with Prince for awhile AND why Prince is still wearing a ring on his left hand ring finger! yeah yeah yeah i think this must be what's going on!

i wonder if Mia is pregnant yet? because from those pictures i saw from the press conference, she might be because she just "looked" pregnant to me and in one photo i'm pretty sure Prince was looking over at her belly and he had this expression on his face like total happiness and joy, i could totally tell that, it was so obvious, and i'm a huge Prince fan so i think i'd know! and i bet "3121" means (since when you add those numbers up they add up to a sum of '7') that Mia is due to give birth in 7 months!! WOW!! COOL!!

congratulations Mia and Prince on your marriage and your impending bundle of joy!!!!

disclaimer edit for the sarcasm/humor challenged: the above post was a JOKE. understand? a JOKE. it was me having a bit of fun at the expense of the kind of posters around here who actually DO write this kind of crap..except they mean it. so again, my post was NOT SERIOUS. anyone taking my post seriously is in desperate need of obtaining a clue. thank you. goodbye.
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ANOTHER ORG SCOOP!!! biggrin
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Reply #11 posted 12/15/05 8:15am

Number23

Congratulations to prince and Mia. heart heart heart
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Reply #12 posted 12/15/05 8:24am

Anxiety

Number23 said:

Congratulations to prince and Mia. heart heart heart


i just read in popbitch that prince is making her change her name to miate!
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Reply #13 posted 12/15/05 8:32am

CaptainChaos

In other news, the Weekly World News says that Larry Graham is out and Prince is now taking career advice from Batboy.

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Reply #14 posted 12/15/05 8:34am

NouveauDance

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Number23 said:

Congratulations to prince and Mia. heart heart heart


falloff
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Reply #15 posted 12/15/05 8:36am

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Anxiety said:

Number23 said:

Congratulations to prince and Mia. heart heart heart


i just read in popbitch that prince is making her change her name to miate!



beep beeeeep
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Reply #16 posted 12/15/05 8:41am

Number23

Anxiety said:

Number23 said:

Congratulations to prince and Mia. heart heart heart


i just read in popbitch that prince is making her change her name to miate!

Yet another example of The Artist being ahead of his time, both as musician and human being.
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Reply #17 posted 12/15/05 8:41am

Handclapsfinga
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Number23 said:

Anxiety said:



i just read in popbitch that prince is making her change her name to miate!

Yet another example of The Artist being ahead of his time, both as musician and human being.

falloff
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Reply #18 posted 12/15/05 8:45am

Anxiety

Number23 said:

Anxiety said:



i just read in popbitch that prince is making her change her name to miate!

Yet another example of The Artist being ahead of his time, both as musician and human being.


oh, and he actually just changed his name to "the brain in a jar formerly known as a human being". he's going to hold a press conference about it next monday, where he'll be accompanied by daisy fuentes.
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Reply #19 posted 12/15/05 8:50am

Handclapsfinga
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Anxiety said:

Number23 said:


Yet another example of The Artist being ahead of his time, both as musician and human being.


oh, and he actually just changed his name to "the brain in a jar formerly known as a human being". he's going to hold a press conference about it next monday, where he'll be accompanied by daisy fuentes.

prince ----> bottle sexy <---- daisy
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Reply #20 posted 12/15/05 8:53am

Number23

Anxiety said:

Number23 said:


Yet another example of The Artist being ahead of his time, both as musician and human being.


oh, and he actually just changed his name to "the brain in a jar formerly known as a human being". he's going to hold a press conference about it next monday, where he'll be accompanied by daisy fuentes.

"Prince!Is it wrong for a man to trim his woman's pubic mound into a prince while she sleeps?"
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Reply #21 posted 12/15/05 8:54am

Number23

Number23 said:

Anxiety said:



oh, and he actually just changed his name to "the brain in a jar formerly known as a human being". he's going to hold a press conference about it next monday, where he'll be accompanied by daisy fuentes.

"Prince!Is it wrong for a man to trim his woman's pubic mound into a prince while she sleeps?"

"And will Moonbeam Levels be on the new record? And which of the dwarves is your favourite?!"
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Reply #22 posted 12/15/05 8:59am

Anxiety

"are your plans to turn paisley park into a giant orbiting battle station with the capacity to destroy planets true?"
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Reply #23 posted 12/15/05 9:02am

Number23

Anxiety said:

"are your plans to turn paisley park into a giant orbiting battle station with the capacity to destroy planets true?"

stoned
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Reply #24 posted 12/15/05 9:18am

Handclapsfinga
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Anxiety said:

"are your plans to turn paisley park into a giant orbiting battle station with the capacity to destroy planets true?"

The Paisley Deathstar?
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Reply #25 posted 12/15/05 9:39am

Anxiety

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

"are your plans to turn paisley park into a giant orbiting battle station with the capacity to destroy planets true?"

The Paisley Deathstar?


the dig-u-better-dead star?
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Reply #26 posted 12/15/05 9:42am

Handclapsfinga
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Anxiety said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


The Paisley Deathstar?


the dig-u-better-dead star?

The Dinner With Death-lores Cruiser?
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Reply #27 posted 12/15/05 9:44am

Anxiety

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:



the dig-u-better-dead star?

The Dinner With Death-lores Cruiser?

The Baby-I'm-A-Star Destroyer?
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Reply #28 posted 12/15/05 9:45am

Handclapsfinga
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Anxiety said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


The Dinner With Death-lores Cruiser?

The Baby-I'm-A-Star Destroyer?

The It's Gonna Be Lethal Mass-Destructive Teleport System?
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Reply #29 posted 12/15/05 9:51am

FunkMistress

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:


The Baby-I'm-A-Star Destroyer?

The It's Gonna Be Lethal Mass-Destructive Teleport System?


spit

Extra.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
The Normal Whores Club
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