You get the chance to tell Prince that you want him to make an album "like he used to make" (whatever the funk that means). What would this album have on it? What are the ingredients?

FUNK!

Soul, Funk and Profanity

FUNK!

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

With extra skrimps and hold the sausage.

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Like I said on the deleted thread...

Damn, you're quick.

And no, Prince, I'm not talking about holding your sausage, so wipe that look off your face.

FunkMistress said:

damn near spittin potato chips all over my monitor

See, just as I thought. You all don't actually wanna answer the question in this thread, you just wanna complain and and make wise cracks. You had your chance, and it's over. Ya'll ain't real fans.

the use of my name Michael... and a little respect therefore.

poetbear68 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dear Handclaps: on another thread he requests that the mods, you, delete his account. I think being the season of giving and all, you should give him his wish.

peace.

MickG said:

dear mick,

i'm not a mod anymore. no can do. 'sides, he can delete his own account if he wishes to do so.

Simple...Wendy and Lisa.

GoldenGlove said:

ditto!

WonderU said:

If Prince ever does release new material with Wendy and Lisa and its sucks who will you blame , Prince or the goddesses of music that you clearly see Wendy & Lisa to be ?

Electro Funk...well done
A pinch of Gold and Purple
Seasoned with Camille
Served with Dance,Music,Sex,Romance
Butterscotch clouds,a tangerine and a side order of Controversy

Plus, a glass of Adore to wash it down.

anything naughty but nice, sexy and provocative, with mainly guitar and drums, maybe sythns (pianos are boring) and a mighty vocal performance and lyrics that make you feel emotions you never felt before.....any tempo, any beat i don't mind only that it makes you close your eyes and feel it.....prince is the main ingredient...and imagination


i want it to be vibrant and that it never ends
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Hardcore funk with synthesizers and a combination of drum machines (not no damn hip hop ones though....I want the strong "1999" style ones) and real drums. The only other influences that need to be in the funk is a hint of rock. No jazz, no horns, certainly no damn orchestras, no foreign country influences, and no fucking hip hop influence whatsoever.

Also, no midtempo songs. If a song is not for either the dance floor or the bedroom, it serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Throw in maybe two sexy bedroom slow jams and plenty of falsetto and screams throughout the album.

vainandy said:

Preach!

sitruk7 said:

Can I get an amen!!! Hell, he can sing about Jehovah in every single song as long as he delivers the raw uncut electrofunk!
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Bah, I wouldn't know now what to tell him to do. after bragging for years that I know the key secret ingredients to a great Prince album.

sitruk7 said:

WOW!

moonshine said:

He'll blame Prince.

Exactly. I could care less about the lyrics. I want an album that moves my ass, not my mind.

moonshine said:

Your momma of course.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Don't forget some Mrs. Dash.