Have you ever been subjected to a psychological test purporting to reveal your true personality and establish if you are an introvert or an extrovert and that sort of thing? I got one in career counselling when I was just out of high school, and it said I was neither an introvert or an extrovert. Apparently, I was smack down in the middle of the scale. What good is a test if it doesn't give you a clear result?

Being a trovert in search of a prefix, I've been looking ever since for a way to unlock the secret of personality. After extensive research, I've come up with a very simple method. Unfortunately, it only works with hardcore Prince fans. I've tried it at home with an admittedly small sample of fanatics, but it worked EACH and EVERY time.

To have your personality revealed, simply name 5 Prince songs that have most often been on your mind since you first became the crazed Prince fan that you are.

Let other people tell you what they can "read" and "get" from your song selection. Whatever is said the most often about you is you.

I've tested the method with three anonymous Orgers. Please feel free to give your own expert opinion on their lists.

Orger 1
Do It All Night
Work the P.
Sex Shooter
Do Me Baby
Rock Hard In a Funky Place

Orger 2
Eye Hate U
Irresistible Bich
Dinner With Delores
Lady Cab Driver
Billy Jack Bitch

Orger 3
Party Up
DMSR
Housequake
Partyman
Life Of the Party

Orger 3: outgoing, extrovert, looking for fun
Orger 2: melancholic, more introverted than nr 3
Orger1: no idea (not very familiar with the songs )

This is what you mean, right?


I'm in between 2 and 3... no introvert, no extrovert (and that's what the tests say, really)

I don't need to take a test to know if i'm introvert or extravert...
That's bullshit.

And about the persons i say the same as isodora and the 1st orger clearly loves sex or to take it further maybe the person is obsessed even or frustrated.

Eline said:

i was thinking they had bad taste.

Orger 1: slut
Orger 2: bitch
Orger 3: Tramp

Hey, now that I read the orgers picks again they stangely pick all sexual songs, party songs or sad songs.
Didn't you just made this up?

AsianBomb777 said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Close... Here are the results :

Orger 1 : Sex-obsessed extrovert.
Orger 2 : Mysoginistic sex obsessed introvert
Orger 3 : Airhead who just want to party

I'm sorry the test seem to be failing. Maybe it's because Orgers are not really hardcore.

Aerogram said:

I'm suprised we Prince fans have any time at all to ponder his spiritual songs being that we're always trying to get a piece of ass.

Orger 1
Do It All Night
Work the P.
Sex Shooter
Do Me Baby
Rock Hard In a Funky Place

Wild in bed, mostly docile outside it; craves attention, but can’t face it without alcohol; dresses obnoxiously; decisive on the big questions; loathes analytical types; tattooed just above the ass; believes that life begins at arousal; owns a Slip and Slide; orally fixated; dates only clowns and dentists; is trying to get a book published called “101 uses for the popsicle”; has a romantic streak but is incapable of true intimacy; karaoke voiced; prone to bouts of deep depression; enjoys candlelit rooms and cheap wine.

Scientific Conclusion: Slightly more introverted than extroverted.

--

Orger 2
Eye Hate U
Irresistible Bitch
Dinner With Delores
Lady Cab Driver
Billy Jack Bitch

Psychological arsonist; self absorbed; in deep denial over fallout from his or her own actions; “I know I’m not perfect” is as close as he or she ever gets to an apology; enjoys practical jokes; working simultaneously on third divorce and fourth marriage; revengeful; loves gardening, particularly the pruning part; insufferably plays the victim; gets physically ill at the screech of Styrofoam against cardboard; lacks the character to realize true potential; giggles in the presence of violence and bodily discharges.

Scientific Conclusion: Far more extroverted than introverted.

--

Orger 3
Party Up
DMSR
Housequake
Partyman
Life Of the Party

Mildly dense; almost no capacity for self criticism; has little interest in intellectual pursuits; collects porcelain figurines; enjoys short walks across long bridges; gets bored very easily; if not hitting the clubs or bed, planning what he or she will be hitting next; hates cold weather; exercises incessantly; spills guts after half a drink; dresses like Olivia Newton-John in the 80s; very affectionate; narrow horizons and hips; smiles at the sun; owns 127 pairs of pumps; almost violently peppy.

Scientific Conclusion: More extroverted than introverted.

Wow! This is one of the most interesting ideas ever! Can I play???

OK here we go...

I love u in me
Girl
Take me with u
Little red corvette
I wanna be your lover

Krystal666 said:

Answer : Borderline personality disorder characterized by a desire for a symbiotic relationship to be acquired and maintained until said relationship exceeds its usefulness. Will be extraverted, though can revert to apparent introspection if needed to acquire/maintain said relationship. For extra gripping action, will be an enabler or seek one, being careful to disuise it under a thin layer of pseudo-independence and rebelliousness. Main relationship stabilizers : sex and red wine.

Brendan said:

We obviously have a doctor in da house.

Aerogram said:

OMG I'm really scared you might be right!

Dugen said:

A rare case of domesticated neurosis. Simply put, functionality has been achieved by surrendering control in the sexual arena. Everything is under control as long as the subject can surrender to its bssic instincts in the bedroom, preferably because someone else said so (obviously a guilt avoidance device). This is a common enough strategy and it does not require any medication or therapy.

Free
3Chains of Gold
Little Red Corvet
1999
I will die for U

Adore
She's Always in My Hair
When Doves Cry
The Beautiful Ones
Erotic City

i'm a untrovert too, so good luck -- i land in the middle on all 8

When We're Dancing Close & Slow
Automatic
Something In The Water
Computer Blue
Elephants & Flowers

PurpleKnight said:

The very picture of normalcy, really, with a romantic streak. Sensible and sensitive, great empathy and a desire to be devoted to that special somone you may or may not have found yet. A person like you should take care, because often someone will take advantage, capitalizing on your good disposition.

dammme said:

See PurpleKnight's results, though I'm worried about your memory. For instance, it's "corvette" and "I WOULD die 4 U". Memory problems are a symptom of many personality/mental disorders, so it's hard to make an educated guess. My instinct is that you're all right and should sleep more.

puremonkey69 said:

You need empowerment. There seems to be nothing wrong with you, except that you accept suffering fatalistically, as if it was your lot in life. Not so. Tell the Beautiful Ones and those who are always in your hair you'll be just fine with a little less beauty and a bit more respect. Make them respect your boundaries and remember that someone truly beautiful should be beautiful inside as well. As for the rest, please party on.

Snap said:

This screams "tortured soul". Somehow I feel you are this close from being at the mercy of your demons, but your desire for light as saved you. Nonetheless you still need to be vigilant. I don't want you to come crying Bob George is playing in your head and you can't get out of Dinner With Delores.

yeah, i see that whole "don't hurt me" theme going on... kinda freaky. good work, Aerogram.

Krystal666 said:

You are an over-sexed Freak! Like we didn't know that already!

My turn!

Style
Sexy Motherfucker
Soul Sanctuary
It's gonna be lonely
and Billy Jack Bitch!

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Don't know what to make of this. Any schizophrenia in the family? It's real mix -- it's like the message is "I'm a bad... no good... no bad... BAD ASS.. no I'm good really I am!" Conflicted, like you want it bad but you know how often you end up being hurt. I'm stomped.
[Edited 11/21/05 20:06pm]

Aerogram said:

I guess being in love has had that effect on me. Thanks.

Aerogram said:

Interesting..

Aerogram said:

Yes! (Like there isn't any in EVERY family!)

I think it represents the fact that I'm a very sweet, BAD ASS, you don't wanna cross!