missfee said:

they forgot to tape sex in the city... "muthafucka,i knew i forgot something!" said little richard.prince now had 2 things heavy on his mind..sex in the city and a bedroom set...larry got ty free and prince quickly helped him so they could view the set.

larry said to little richard "just mad cause he didnt want to show you his bedroom"..."shut up!" said little richard...mani stayed behind to help little richard fix his hair..."honey,that man needs a good slap upside his hat"

just then..

Christopher said:

Ty shoelace stops the escalator sending barefoot Prince flying on to the hard floor with a loud *CRACK!!*

'YEEEOUCH OOAH' Prince screams, 'MY HIP!!'

Larry says....

Larry "How does it feel baby brother?"

Prince "It hurts like he..Aw! U almost got me 2 curse there big brother."

Larry "Sh*t! Almost had ya!"

Prince "Wh..What?"

Larry "I said I almost had ya!"

Prince "B4 that?"

Larry "'How does it feel?'?"

Prince "The right after that?"

At that point Larry stomps on Prince's bad hip.

Larry "Don't worry about what I said young buck! There are more important matters to discuss such as where do you keep...?"

sitruk7 said:

"the key to your vault? id like to use some of your old work as examples of darksided-ness and evil.so is it cool if i take about 300 songs and press up a hundredthousand cd's lil brother?"

prince-"but... i,..can i,..i need to speak to,omg i dont even.,..ermm "

larry-"LOL"

prince-"you are such a good, friend"

Christopher said:

Prince continued, "I'm going to do this for you."
Prince took a lung full of air and yelled, "SECURITY!!"
In moments undercover and uniformed security guards appeared from out of nowhere.
"This person pushed me off the escalator!!" Prince pointed to Larry. Security grabbed Larry by the arms and dragged him away kicking and screaming.

"YOU'LL REGRET THIS PRINCE!! I PROMISE YOU, YOU WILL REGRET IT!!"

Mani reached out to help Prince up.
"No baby I can't. I quess it is hip replacement time." Prince said bravely.
Soon...

littlemissG said:

soon my makeup will run and then ill be all fucked up...just help me over to that showroom bed. "bitch,what you do to yourself!?" shouts little richard. prince replys...

Christopher said:

hey, at least i know where my dick goes into.....can't say the same for you "Mr. Pancake 32"....

Little Richard said...."ahh you bitch, how the hell could you say some shit like that.? I ought to slap you silly like Morris did on the set of Purple Rain!!!"

Prince said, "hey you want the same deal as Larry, you know what fuck it why even ask SECURITY!!!! YA'LL CAN COME GET THIS MAKEUP STEALIN' BITCH TOO!!!"

Lil Richard is even more in shock...his eyes get wide, his makeup starts to crack and suddenly he....

The End.

MickG said:

this line doesn't go with the story.

missfee said:

missfee said:

....runs off like a little biotch, hollering "They shouldve never gave your ass money, nucca!"

Mani: Ima go upstairs to watch Sex In The City. Why dont you joined me? When the episode is over, we can do something...
Prince: I cant. I gotta get to work. The deadline for my album was supposed to be next week and Im so behind.
M: *displeased*
P: We're tape-recording it so maybe later.
M: Ive heard that before. But okay...

Mani leaves for the bedroom. With both Larry and Little Bichard gone, Prince went back to working in the studio by himself. Later, two hours deep into his personal studio session, he inks a song with freaky lyrics that really arouses him. An arousal you’d think that only an overdosage of viagra and e-pills could bring. He's almost eager anything he's dick will fit in - he thinks to himself...

P: Damn, if I died today, they wouldnt be able to close the casket. This must be the feeling that turn Kirk Franklin into a sinner.

At first, he thinks to masturbate it off since he doesnt have much time to spare...but then he starts to thinking about Mani whose probably upstairs in the bedroom lonely and probably just as horny as him. He's gotten himself rockhard off of that shit he wrote and he wants to cherish this "vintage" moment with his wife. He stops everything he's doing and heads upstairs to his bedroom.

Prince opens to door to his bedroom. The lights are off, candles are lit all around the room, and a mistletoe is hanging from ceiling directly over their bed. Laying on the bed are both Mani and Selma Hayek - wearing identical red skirts, red stocking caps and red pumps, dressed like one of Santa's little naughty interns - sipping eggnog out of glasses.


Selma: Bout time.
Mani whispers to Selma - "I knew that extasy pill I slip him earlier today would work."

P: Selma!?! Mani? What is this?
Mani: You know what this is. Its your X-Mas gift.
P: But we're Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Mani: And so are the Jacksons
P: We dont celebrate holidays...
Mani: What are you afraid of?
P: Nothing...its just...
S: Oh I see. You're still running beind Larry like his little bitch.
P: No! Of course!
M: Well then join us.
P: What if someone finds out?
S: Well you know Im not the type to kiss and tell.
M: Whose gonna find out? Good Ol St Nick? Good Ol St. Larry?

*Selma & Mani laugh*

P: Mani, this is so unlike you. I think youve had too much eggnog.
M: You know, Selma? He's right. We havent been saving any for him. How selfish of us...and its supposed to be X-Mas. Where's our holiday spirit?

*Selma & Mani laugh*

M: You know, maybe my mother was right about you. You have the voice of Cupid, the look of a Don Juan….but the confidence of an insecure plastic surgery patient.
P: Wait! Your mother really said that about me?
M: Uh-huh!
P: What would make her say something like...
M: Listen, baby! We've done everything you've wanted up to do. But for once, lets do something that we both know we really want. We've been nice for too long and its gotten boring. Its time to stop being nice and start being naughty.
P: But, Mani...
M: Shhh...this'll be our little naughty secret.

*Salma spread her legs and saids...*

S: Well since we all seem to be on the same page now, whose first for some cinnamon nookie?

Prince swallows his pride and goes it for some grubb when...
[Edited 12/8/05 8:48am]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

The REAL story-thread killah is back!

OnionJuice said:

OnionJuice said:

little richard shows up at the door "HEY! why yalled locked up in there?! what you doing?..."


prince obviously annoyed and distracted says....

Christopher said:

'Looking for Slim Shady! What do you think?'

'Oh I can help you with that.' Richard says and flips out his cell phone.
'EM!! Yeah,.. It's the orginator, the rock and roll....Yes it's Richard!.... Come over to Prince's place he's looking for ya...Cool.' and hangs up.

Richard looks over the scene with Prince, Mani, and Selma. 'I going to the kitchen unless.... someone offers me a 'wiener'.

Prince rolls off the bed and throws a boot just missing Richard. Richard slams the door behind him and laughs his way down the hall.

Selma, annoyed says...

Salma "Te Amo Carazon!"

Richard "What did you call me? Ms.Thang you obviously don't know who I am! I am the hot in a hot tamale! I am all that's dirty in Sanchez!I'm that cute lil' ol' chew-wa-wa(sp?) running to the border. I am Menudo on ABC.I..."

Before Richard could continue his rant,Prince...

sitruk7 said:

Prince said in his deep sexy tone...."shut the fuck up both of you, the way ya'll bitch around here can drive a dick to drink!"

Selma's phone is going off and she says.."look i'd love to chat with ya'll but i got a dick to suck, time is money you know, hey P, hit me up later and we'll talk about that "surprise" that you have in store..."

Mani said (offended by her Master's comment), "Oh really, and you wonder why you haven't been able to get it up lately..."

Prince said, "what in the hell did you just say? Do you know who in the hell you are talking too? No wait, hey somebody get Vanity on the phone to show this tramp how its really done."

Richard said, "damn thats cold as ice!!!! I'm gonna go downstairs and pop some popcorn for the rest of the show."

Prince said, "No, how about this, you and her can get the fuck out of my house."

Shaking his head he says to himself, "damn pops, I should have listened to you when you said to "never get married" guess i didn't listen huh...oh well life won't be so bad without her, i got a new album coming out, my video is coming out tonight on VH1, and i got a trick up my sleeve that nobody knows about."

Still talking out loud he says..."I'm still a bad motherfucker!!!..it's time to bring the OW-WAHHHH in me back out...."

After picking one of his major black books, he flips through and finds.....
[Edited 12/13/05 18:03pm]

An English to Spanish dictionary!!!

sitruk7 said:

sitruk7 said:

Grabbing a pen and paper Prince wrote:

Dear Zelaira,

Then stopping to translate the next line wrote:

littlemissG said:

I know what I told u in an org note last year after the tour but... I need u Zel. My life has turned into pickle relish. Zelaria, baby, u add that tangy zip like miracle whip. I miss ur letters. I even bought a special pair of reading glasses to help me to read the lovely array of caps and fonts. Sweet sweet eye strain...

Suddenly filling with emotion, Prince wept.
[Edited 12/20/05 9:49am]

missfee said:

A message he wrote to himself dealing with the Michael G topic. Prince gets all quiet and tells everyone else he needs to be alone. While playing guitar and thinking about another song based around Michael, he looks at the phone number given and says "that's it, this time I am going to call the little freak". After calling the number he hears "this number is no longer in service", he hangs up the phone a little disgusted and says "well I guess that numbers no good." Logging onto the NPGMusicClub database he finds the New number for Michael...G. He trys several times to call hangging up each time. On the 8th try he hears a voice on the other end say "Hello? Hello? anyone there?" Prince opens his mouth to speak and says...

MickG said:

"OMG LOL i cant hear you!!11 can u speak up!? K THX LOL!!11"....