You know how some restaurants name sandwiches and stuff after people. What if a dish was named after Prince? What would it be?

I think a desert with yellow cake, chocolate filling, and lemon icing shaped like his buns in the famous yellow pants.

littlemissG said:

LMAO


It could be simple.... Raspberry sorbet...

Nothinbutjoy said:

Billy Jack Biscuit

One crumb from an organic wheat dinner roll, lovingly garnished with Cap'n Crunch and served on a Tootsie Pop.

$777.77--dine-in only (this is a secret recipe! we don't want it bootlegged, and if you do bootleg it you are SO getting sued.)



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BSK3478 said:

i got another one:

Lake Minnetonka Bewbage Under Glass

Two all-white meat turkey breastesses, smothered in our world-renowned Lake Minnetonka Bottom Feeder glaze, served with a mini glass bustier on top.

i'm on a roll here...here's another entree and a dessert:

At The Rudolph's Pay Phone, 1980

Barbecued hog maws stuffed in a pair of black bikini briefs. This is the cheapest fucking meal we've got, you and yer crash pad buddy can split the money you got while bumming for cash outside of Burrito Loco.

$2.00

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Cream Pie a'la The Pannies Of A Thousand Female Fambots

Sweeter than Better Than Sex cake...more tooth decay-prone than sucking down a glass of sugar...chocolate, vanilla & chocolate cream, red Kool-Aid (with about 10 gallons of sugar) and Sweet & Low, all on a pure sugar pie crust.

we ain't got a price for this one, nobody's ordered it yet

BSK3478 said:

Titty sammich? I'm there.

squirrelgrease said:

The Shower Poster

A mini crucifix stuck into a rat-shaped cherry pastry. Served with a glass of water and a recital of The Lord's Prayer by your server (at your request).

$three-fitty

BSK3478 said:

My favorite one yet!

Tony M's Jughead Delight

Go dumpster-diving in our trash bin.

.50 per each time you puke

My Red Shortz Bring All The Girls To The Crib

A cherry Jell-O shot impregnated with the world's finest ripple. Served in a commemorative gold lame' shot glass.

$3.00

Audubon Road Salad

Our finest choice of plant life that we've hand-selected from the ditch outside of Paisley Park. Served with raspberry vinaigrette.

expensive as hell--dont'cha know how many cars almost hit us while running on Highway 5 to get this shit for you people?!

"Last call! For all those interested,please report to the Soft and Wet bar immediately! Also, we deeply apologize for the Roadhouse Garden buffet and the 500 piece sampler projects being delayed"
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Owooahhh!

Uhh...we're not quite sure what this is. It's kinda goopy and loud, but it tastes okay.

name yer price

this thread is cracking me up!

okay, one last one for the night:

Ronnie Talk To Russia

Flaming pork butts and Pocky.

$1,000,000

BSK3478 said:

You are ignant as hell....

BSK3478 said:

I love this one!

Ok, a dessert called PeachyCreamTangerine

a torte filled with fruit filling, topped with
non-dairy soy vegan ice cream (at Prince's request)
drizzled with bananacologne and crunchy phermone sprinkles

I LOVE this thread!! More ideas guys, I need to figure out what to order for lunch!

I have 2 ideas bout this... DEFINITELY DESERT.... How about RASPBERRY PRINCE SOUFLEE..... Next how about a BUTTERSCOTCH TRACY CREME BRULEE.... I see PRINCE as an EXPENSIVE LITTLE DESERT... OR you can have a BEAUTIFUL BERRY TART with CREAM ON TOP. PRINCE ...I SEE him SWEET and SEX and DESERT is the ONLY PROPER FOOD to Do HIm JUSTICE. One must add a RASPBERRY KIR on the SIDE or BELLINI...His Entree would be at JAQUELINES ala JOSEPHINE BAKER a ZUZU...MY other IDOL...He needs to go to CHEZ JAQUELINES NYC or go to ANOTHER FRENCH PLACE for some GREAT FOOd. I LOVE BRULEE MORE than ANYTHING and do some DAMN GRAND MARNIER with CHERRIES FLAMBEE. Go to CIPRIANIS. Do some KIRs and some Damn SOUFLEES... CHOCOLATE or RASPBERRY . Do a PEAR TARTLETT. I will get him fat. I wonder if he digs QUICHE LIKE I DO? He has gotta do Onion Soup and some CROCK MONSEUIER but he hates the HAm. He needs some Damn Shit again... Calling RUDOLPHS RIBS..1,2!!! Fuck Ya and a BIG BISQUIT for My ass Plenty of BUTTER and Jam YA FUCK!Get YAA SS In MY PUNK ATTITUDE AND KICK IT INTO THE GROUND! RIP YA HEAR OR MANIS THINK SEX and I AM YA PUNK....Ya MY DADDY SO POP ME! DAMN YA! Ya KNOW IT DIRTY? STICK YA Stick IN MY PUMPKIN.... LOL... I will WIGGLE IT I WILL STICK IT UP ALL In IT. What COLOR YA WANT? I DO YA GIRl! Get Those PANTYHOSE and TIE ME UP WITh YOUR BADASS SELF YA FUCK! I LOVE YA! CREATE! CREATE! CREATE!!! EVER have a FUCK In THE MINNESOTA SNOW? FREEZE MY LONG ISLAND ASS. I'd let Ya. LOL. My HERO!!!! kIsSeS to SEXY P!You have NO IDEA WHAT I COULD DO TO YA to MAKE YA HAPPY... YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND..ANY COSTUME..ANY TOY..ANY DREAM...LOL....U ARE MY HERO TO PLEASE. LUCKY U!
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What about the BUTTER SCOTCH CLOUDS TANGERINE SIDE ORDER OF HAM?

CREAM-ed corn

RASPBERRY ice CREAM SHA BOGGIE BOPP

IN THIS BED ICE-CREAM

There's a cocktail called "Purple Rain" thats basically a Long Island with Chambord

Tom said:

House of Blues has a cocktail called Purple Rain that is made with Red Bull. It ain't that great.

NEWS Surprise

There are no words to describe it, but you get four portions.