Let just say that Prince was smoking a joint or something, and he invites you into you bedroom where there is a large sofa at one end.

He sits down next to you and puts his right hand on your leg.

"Bambi, " he says (He likes calling people nicknames), "Can I ask you a question?"

Regardless of whatever the hell your answer would have been he goes on with his questioning.

"What would you say is my worst collarboration ever with another artist or singer? What song?" Coughing now, Prince continues, "What was your favorite collarboration with another artist or singer and why?".

Finally, Prince asks, "Who would you like me to collaborate with from overseas or abroad?"

I'd tell him, its puff puff and pass stingy!

MichaelsLight said:

Imago777 said:

I think he has too much practice to choke.

littlemissG said:

He should collab with The Police

chunky said:

didn't he perform live once with Sting?

I would tell him to collaborate less, and smoke more to increase creativity.
Oh yeah, I would also tell him to quit wearing shirts that show off his Brillo pad chest. I mean, Damn, your like almost 50.
One more thing, thats not my leg.....Perv.

DarkKnight1 said:

Imago777 said:

Of course, I'd be carefully contemplating my answer then just as he's passing the joint, I reach out and something dawns on me and I say...

Hey man, is that the shit you were smoking when you did that song with Madonna? Yeah, that's alright, I pass!!

Prince should collaborate with a mental health counselor.

squirrelgrease said:

I'm not ready for the Rorschach Children, a contraversial album of the banished inkblots.

Imago777 said:

"Rorschach Children"

"First off, Prince, my name ain't Bambi. And why do parents name their daughters 'Bambi' when they know damn well Bambi was a boy?!? Now we got a sexually confused animal out there running around not knowing what to... [cough, cough] ...uhm, what was the question again?"

Snap said:

Snap said:

LOL

Imago777 said:

I love the fact that we are in his bedroom and his hand is on my leg WOW-I'd
say :My dear U only need 2 collaborate with me horizontally on this sofa :drool3:Oh boy I gotta stop fantazing this way.....

Move your hand a little higher and then we can talk

"collaborate with me horizontally"

Imago777 said:

OMG

Imago777 said:

id say

"huh?.....you should call asian-prince and hilary duff for a duet on your new album "humpsexy"

.....did you just finish the joint!? "

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

I hated Prince collaborating with Graham live during an award show performance of "The Christ"--Larry Graham's voice just didn't work.


I LOVED his collaboration with George CLinton on "We Can Funk"

I'd like to see him Collaborate with Taj Mahal.

After a while in a bed with me he would notice I have a great voice.

WORST: anything he did with gwen (because i think there's more than one song)

best: sheena? i guess :shurg:

DarkKnight1 said:

worst: I dunno. There's so many...He's really gotta stop picking people to work with musically based on their sexual talents.


best: *shrug*


There's a few people I'd like to see him work with: Peaches, Beck, Corporate Avenger, Joni Mitchell, Placebo, Bif Naked, Bowie, to name a few.

meow85 said:

Peaches??
gotdamn

i'd say deffinitely FEIST, K-0S, and Esthero for SURE

SammiJ said:

Peaches because my mind does funny things trying to imagine what could come out of a collab between the two. I NEED to satisfy my curiosity.


So Prince: Satsify me dammit!