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Prince@The Mall Suppose you were with your friends at the mall. You just got some ice cream cones and are breezing through it. Then to your left you see Sak's 5th Avenue. So you decide to go in. You're telling your peeps that these outfits are overpriced and mazed by all the gold jewelery. Then off to your right there's this black outfit that's just got your eye.
SO you go in the dressing room and try it on and it's 2 sizes too short. Walking out of the dressing room you spy a short man in a purple overcoat bopping his way. You turn your head he turns the isle and iscoming straight for you. You finally realize that in curls,shades ,black clothes high heels,and a purple overcoat Prince is right infrom of you. Infact you're in his way. He tips his singlasses up and look daead at you/ What do you say? [Edited 10/28/05 12:53pm] Working up a purple sweat. | |
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Man, you look so gaaaaay ! Il n'y a pas de sentiment plus exaltant que celui d'appartenir à une nation si diverse, si libre et si douée pour le bonheur. | |
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why in HELL would i go to saks fifth avenue?  | |
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"great job butchering Sheryll Crow's "Winding Road" little man"
 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Security!  | |
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"Well...u just gonna sit there & watch?" | |
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"On the Rainbow Children,who's the fool saying 'duck'? It's 'fuck'!" | |
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"Make me...." |
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HamsterHuey said: "Make me...."
DUe don't start a fight with Prince. Working up a purple sweat. | |
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fluid said: HamsterHuey said: "Make me...."
DUe don't start a fight with Prince. I would just an eyebrow and he would RUN... |
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Never fuck with a man who wears high heels.   I'm back!!!!!!! | |
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I'll hold out the black outfit and offer to help him try it on. No More Haters on the Internet. |
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If you're normal size it'd probrably be way to big for him. Working up a purple sweat. | |
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I'd ask why he'd dug out the Purple Rain gear.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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fluid said: Suppose you were with your friends at the mall. You just got some ice cream cones and are breezing through it. Then to your left you see Sak's 5th Avenue. So you decide to go in. You're telling your peeps that these outfits are overpriced and mazed by all the gold jewelery. Then off to your right there's this black outfit that's just got your eye.
SO you go in the dressing room and try it on and it's 2 sizes too short. Walking out of the dressing room you spy a short man in a purple overcoat bopping his way. You turn your head he turns the isle and iscoming straight for you. You finally realize that in curls,shades ,black clothes high heels,and a purple overcoat Prince is right infrom of you. Infact you're in his way. He tips his singlasses up and look daead at you/ What do you say? "im soo cold...hold me" | |
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Give him that dead look back and return to the dressing room, put the outfit on the goback rack and walk out past him like nothing. 
"Shut Up, Already. DAMMM!!!!!!!" | |
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This is the ONE TIME I Have NOTHING TO SAY... You See, I would be SPEECHLESS as ALWAYS in HIS PRESENCE. I am Just TOO BIG a FAN and I JUST GUSH 2 MUCH... | |
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Pondwater said: Give him that dead look back and return to the dressing room, put the outfit on the goback rack and walk out past him like nothing.
You would respond so to The Artist? Working up a purple sweat. | |
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fluid said: Pondwater said: Give him that dead look back and return to the dressing room, put the outfit on the goback rack and walk out past him like nothing.
You would respond so to The Artist? Yep.
"Shut Up, Already. DAMMM!!!!!!!" | |
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Zelaira said: I JUST GUSH 2 MUCH...
~hands Zelaira a hanky~ "Please don't drip on the sofa. ma'am." |
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fluid said: Suppose you were with your friends at the mall. You just got some ice cream cones and are breezing through it. Then to your left you see Sak's 5th Avenue. So you decide to go in. You're telling your peeps that these outfits are overpriced and mazed by all the gold jewelery. Then off to your right there's this black outfit that's just got your eye.
SO you go in the dressing room and try it on and it's 2 sizes too short. Walking out of the dressing room you spy a short man in a purple overcoat bopping his way. You turn your head he turns the isle and iscoming straight for you. You finally realize that in curls,shades ,black clothes high heels,and a purple overcoat Prince is right infrom of you. Infact you're in his way. He tips his singlasses up and look daead at you/ What do you say? Prince, what's happening? What color is your money today?  | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zelaira said: I JUST GUSH 2 MUCH...
~hands Zelaira a hanky~ "Please don't drip on the sofa. ma'am."  | |
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fluid said: If you're normal size it'd probrably be way to big for him.
We're the same height, but it probably be to roomy in the hips and chest for him. No More Haters on the Internet. |
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HI... MR. PRINCE |
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fluid said: Suppose you were with your friends at the mall. You just got some ice cream cones and are breezing through it. Then to your left you see Sak's 5th Avenue. So you decide to go in. You're telling your peeps that these outfits are overpriced and mazed by all the gold jewelery. Then off to your right there's this black outfit that's just got your eye.
SO you go in the dressing room and try it on and it's 2 sizes too short. Walking out of the dressing room you spy a short man in a purple overcoat bopping his way. You turn your head he turns the isle and iscoming straight for you. You finally realize that in curls,shades ,black clothes high heels,and a purple overcoat Prince is right infrom of you. Infact you're in his way. He tips his singlasses up and look daead at you/ Hmm, are we to assume that one has left the changing room wearing the said outfit that is 2 sizes too short, or did one change back into our fitting clothes before leaving the changing room? Cos I can tell you, that would make a whole lot of difference to any words that were uttered by me, or not, as the case may be!!!!! What do you say? [Edited 10/28/05 12:53pm] | |
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