Come now , don't be shy. If like me you saw the MTV clip for Gett Off and cringed at those pants then consider this. If those were the only pair of trousers in your wardrobe and you had nothin' else to cover yo' ass, what would make you put them on and venture outside into the cruel world?. Or better still would you wear them at all even if you had a wardrobe full!!.
[all the Purple headz with the finest booties will be queing up right now]. bye the way 'no i wouldn't'!.]

absolutely none.

Iwould wear the assless pants but turn them around so the hole is in the front. I could make A LOT of new friends that way!

GottaLetitgo said:

Man alive, that's sick, wonder if P was tempted to do that!

Only if I had to pick between those and pants made of barbed wire, and I'd get the firing squad if I tried to go naked.

Hell freezing over and Satan learning to ice skate!

Maybe to a church function!

I don't have an ass
so no one would even notice.

I'd seriously consider wearing them clubbing. I'd be popular, fer sure.

i have been known to wear just a pair of chaps to any of the events:

any major Leather event
for Halloween
when i wanna clear the dancefloor at a crowded club

Halloween

I'd wear them for Halle Berry

I'd wear them each day if I wouldn't get my bare ass kicked.

Surely a garment of such exquisite elegance could and should only ever be worn to a job interview?

I had no problem with Prince wearing those. I like my stars wild and outrageous because tame and normal bores the hell out of me.

I wouldn't wear them though. I'm wild as hell myself but that's one of Prince's trademarks, not mine.

severe diahreoa (sp)

OMG, This thread is hilarious!!!

BTW, never, ever.....EVER, would I wear them.

If I was desperate for passive anal sex and had my arms chopped off so I couldn't pull down a regular pair.

NouveauDance said:

Oh my Sweet Jesus. Now THAT is a reply to a thread!!.'you really got a Dirty Mind!'

i would rather go without i would not wear those pants

a2grafix said:

exactly but only with contrasting tights under

I'd put in a request to be buried in them.
Open casket, face down. "Wonderful Ass" blaring in the funeral parlor.

I'd wear them to the next celebration.

Well if the world was out of bicycle stands and I wanted to do humanity a big favor, I would wear them and lie on my tummy, bum up so at least some poor person who is biking his way thru life, could park his bike there....

LSN this is ALL SYMBOLIC
so interpret the way you like

Maybe if it was Assless Pants Friday at work.....