Wendy Melvoin and Tony Mosely are terrified once they wake up shacked to oposite corners of the room in a filthy rotten bathroom. On the floor in the middle of the room lies Larry Graham, face down( ) in a pool of blood with a bass guitar next to him.Moments later, a deep, baritone, Darth Vaderesque voice begins to speak...

Voice "So, you found me good..."

Wendy "What do you mean,we found you? You found us!"

Voice "Oh yeah,huh?"

Tony "Yo, what the hell is this? Last thing I remember, I was clockin' the jizz when suddenly.."

Voice "Watch your filthy mouth."

Tony "Yo, it's kinda hard to do in this skank as bathroom!"

Voice "Well maybe, if you'd have bathed in the waters of Lake Minnitonka, this wouldn't have happened?"

Wendy "Oh God,Prince is that you? You should know by now, we wouldn't put a dark cloud around you...well maybe he would.(pointing at Tony) Who the hell are you anyways?"

Tony " I put the Mmmmm in man. Who you be?"

Wendy "A real musician"

Before Tony can respond at this alien concept, Lisa Coleman sits up(breasts popping out of her vest), next to Wendy and says "F*** it Wendy. Let's break!"Lisa unshackles Wendy and both women then get up and leave.

Tony begins to scream and beg the ladies to take him with them but it's useless because the main door is locked.That's when...

Good 'Saw' reference, great movie.

...the glowing, disembodied head of l. londell mcmillan suddenly appears in mid-air:

londell: i have cooooome...to suuuuue you alllll!!!!

wendy (perplexed): but...why?

tony m. (tryin to be hardcore): step outta the way, yo, lemme gank this funky-ass head in its ass...uh...in its...wait...

londell: SILENCEEEEE!!!! (pauses for about a second) wait...you're not bootleggers.

lisa: of course we're not! (blows bangs out of face)

londell: ...damn!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

[Edited 10/24/05 19:43pm]

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[Edited 10/24/05 20:25pm]

(Appolonia walked in)

Voice "If a big hoop earring gave birth to a little hoop earring, what will eventually happen to the little earring?"

Appolonia "Huh? What does that have to do with anything?"

Voice "...nothing, but who's paying the bills? If u don't wanna answer me, I'm sho' Tony will."

Tony "What did I do to deserve this?"

Voice "U made the abominal sin of convincing Prince 2 attempt 2 concentrate on the hip hop genre and temperarily turn his back on vocal harmony...real singing. According to Prince.org, u did the beast with two backs with Carmen Electra 2."

Tony "I was just trying to keep it on the real stupid tip!"

Voice "That u did."

Tony "Was that a compliment?"

Voice "No."

Tony "I didn't think so."

Voice "Enough talk, u have until 5:00 2 come up with and appreciate real talent and real music that the fams want from Prince. And yes, there will be funk! Keep in mind that if u fail,Prince will release your Iggnant mix of the Arms of Orion.Now listen carefully, in this room there are the necessary things needed 2 groove with. Find them,use them,turn it out or die."

Tony looked at the clock on the wall and saw he only had 18 minutes left. He frantically looked around the room,still shackled and tried to reach...
[Edited 10/24/05 20:46pm]

sitruk7 said:

...Apollonia. Apples reaches back to him.
But before their hands meet, hers is intercepted by another hand.
It's Morris Day.

Apollonia "Morris!"

Morris " Yyess!"

Tony M " Yo yo! Whassup wit all dis Purple Rain reunion bullshit?"

Morris " You ain't into the PR, onionhead?"

Tony M " Aw hell naw! I'm hardcore!"

Turning to Apollonia, Morris " In my bedroom...I have a brass water-bed..."

Apollonia " Really?"

Tony M " Umm...EXsqueeze me but...can ya'll help me get oughtta dis?"

Morris " Say...do you know how to do the Walk?"

Tony M " Uhh..no."

Morris demostrates as he walks out the room with Apples.

Tony M " Noo..Wait!"

Morris voice from just out the door, " Do you how to do the Bird?"

Tony M "No."

Morris demostrates as his hand appears from outside the door, slowly raising up his middle finger.
Then it quickly dissappears & Tony realizes that they are gone for good.

Then he says....