The man has written some funky lyrics over the years. Any stick out as "extra special" to you? Here is mine:

"All Day, All Night"

"Oh, is this your mouth?
Am I swirling in some wet tornado?
Oh, U make me wanna shout
When I'm in your legs, I feel like Play-Doh"

Who else could have found a use for Play-Doh in a song?


[Edited 10/23/05 16:44pm]

He feels like PLAY DOUGH? What kind of Women he be SEXING? God, why do we Think MUSICIANS ARE SO LUCKY in BED? Sometimes I think the local BEER DUDE get's HOTTER CHICKS..Damn,that is SORRY SHIT 4 Real!!

I think it's funny.

Zelaira said:

I guess you've never left the top off of Playdoh.

Oh,it get's Hard? ItGrows. It's ROCK HARD IN A FUNKY PLACE.

Sure do wish dogs could climb, then we could have a funky good time (suggesting interspecial intercourse)

I hate to see an erection go 2 waste.

Probably not a lyric, but when I was teaching in Korea I sang Lets go crazy at a Karaoke place, and the line was Pills and thrills and daffodils, is that what he wrote.

Brother Morrice will b around ina minute with a bucket filled of squirrel meat.

It don't get much weirder than that.

All I have is 2 ciggarettes and this lonely heart of mine (not weird, but Prince dosent smoke)

Here is another lyrical oddity:

"U Gotta Shake Something"

"(Shake, shake shake shake) {repeat in BG to the end}
What key we in? OK
Baby, when we start 2 sweat
Baby, U ain't seen nothin' yet
I got big ol' biceps and a sexy ass
U can't fuck with me, mama, I'll break your glass eye
Alright, Sammy, good God
Feel the funk
U know what I'm talkin' about
Sammy

(Shake, U gotta shake something) {repeat in BG to the end}
U ever seen a black man play guitar with no clothes on?
I ain't bullshittin', uh
U can't fuck with us
Washington wives, U can't fuck with us"

"Mama, I'll break your glass eye" LMAO... where does he come up with this stuff?

Sounds like the last line might be a swipe at:

What about that?

When 2 R in love
Their bodies shiver at the mere contemplation
Of penetration (let alone the act)
Let alone the actual act

When 2 R in love
The thought of his tongue in the V of her love
In his mind, this thought it leads the pack

Come bathe with me
Let's drown each other in each others emotions
Bathe with me
Let's cover each other with perfume and lotion
Bathe with me
Let me touch your body 'til your river's an ocean
Bathe with me
Let's kiss with one synonymous notion
That nothing's forbidden and nothing's taboo
When the 2 R in love
(Love) in love - can U hear me?