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Reply #30 posted 10/18/05 3:46am

PRONCE1

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Novabreaker said:

... Hell freezes over.

Man, I'd LOVE not to be a Prince fan. If not just for the sheer amussement factor of actually seeing hell freezing over, but it would just be so damn easier.


rolleyes
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Reply #31 posted 10/18/05 3:46am

PRONCE1

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Aerogram said:

You know you're no longer into Prince when...

-- you start using your Purple Rain cd as a coaster.
-- you turn down a perfect copy of Wally.
-- you hang up on Wendy and Lisa.
-- you decline an opportunity to be set loose in the Vault.
-- you throw an authentic Vanity fishnet in the garbage.
-- you say "no thanks" to a drum lesson by Sheila E,.
-- you start prefering Alicia's How Come.. to Prince's.


eye Am Not aMUSEd .....~~~
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Reply #32 posted 10/18/05 3:55am

AndGodCreatedM
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Illustrator said:

...all your Org time is spent in the General Discussion forum.



eek


falloff
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Reply #33 posted 10/18/05 10:41am

andyman91

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You say stuff like "I love Prince. Purple Rain is such a great album."
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Reply #34 posted 10/18/05 10:48am

Love2tha9s

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Rinluv said:

Aerogram said:

-- you tape over rare footage of the Dirty Mind tour.
-- frankly you prefer Usher.
-- you use your Symbol tambourine to test paint samples.
-- you turn down a date with both Diamond and Pearl.
-- you turn your cloud guitar into a lamp.
[Edited 10/15/05 19:35pm]

I dont really like them, Diamond and Perl. I dont know why Prince even had them in the group.


'Cause they looked good.
"Why'd I waste my kisses on you baby?" R.I.P. Prince You've finally found your way back home. Well Done.
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Reply #35 posted 10/18/05 1:55pm

Aerogram

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Brendan said:

You know you’re no longer a Prince fan when…

- You contemplate the ripeness of a purple banana but fail to see the irony of the truck that nearly backs you over in the process.

- You don’t care if you reach “The Dawn”, “The Sensual Everafter”, cross “Graffiti Bridge”, climb “The Ladder” or ever encounter the tickling sensation of “Lovesexy” burnin’ rubber in your pants. You just want a spot of tea and a cat nap.

- A gorgeous concierge smiles at you and suggestively says, “Sir, you’ll be in 319 this evening” and all you can think is: “Damn, I hope the elevator ain’t broke.”

- You make a death oath to absolutely; positively; never again refill your bottle of “Ode to Poom Poom” perfume -- even if severe cramping, cold sweats, bloody vomiting and delirium should set in again.

- You get in one of those midnight release lines at your local record store not out of dedication but out of desperation at finding a seller’s market for all your Prince junk.

- You’re dieing of thirst in the desert and you come across a mirage that’s advertising free strawberry lemonade and you instantly decide to take your chances at the next hallucination.

- You load your replica gun microphone.

Brendan


I like those.

Let's add :

- Someone says "Question" and you do not mentally add "Does anybody know about the Quake?", let alone say it out loud.
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Reply #36 posted 10/18/05 5:52pm

doctamario

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U no longer Count the Days to the new album release.
Don't hurt me, I'm a newb. I'm supposed to be stupid.
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Reply #37 posted 10/18/05 7:19pm

avatarfunk

ok.i'll bite.

you're no longer a prince fan when...

Money DOES matter 2 night

and it sure did matter yesterday.

just when you think that U got more than enough,

you put it in a safe.

evillol falloff

had to make fun of my fave song.
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Reply #38 posted 10/18/05 10:43pm

hemakesmecream

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RuDeGiRL said:

mellow1 said:

cool You get rid of your Prince album collection or any other Prince item(s) you may have saved or brought.


if anyone DOES do THAT then please feel free to send them all to ME!!!!
fro music xmas nutty penguin dancing jig yes

ME FIRST!!!!! lol lol
come to think about you baby you are my only need
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Reply #39 posted 10/18/05 11:47pm

ewald

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U are six feet under.....(face down).
Thank God this ain't Monopoly
U'd make us all go back 2 start
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Reply #40 posted 10/19/05 12:00am

dennis

Aerogram said:


Let's add :

- Someone says "Question" and you do not mentally add "Does anybody know about the Quake?", let alone say it out loud.


and then add:

- when at night, when the streetlights go out, you think: "we'll do this next one in the dark" (People without, Paard'88)
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Reply #41 posted 10/19/05 4:50am

BananaCologne

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...all your Org time is spent in the General Discussion forum.


lol cold.
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Reply #42 posted 10/19/05 6:01am

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Aerogram said:

You know you're no longer into Prince when...

-- you start using your Purple Rain cd as a coaster.
-- you turn down a perfect copy of Wally.
-- you hang up on Wendy and Lisa.
-- you decline an opportunity to be set loose in the Vault.
-- you throw an authentic Vanity fishnet in the garbage.
-- you say "no thanks" to a drum lesson by Sheila E,.
-- you start prefering Alicia's How Come.. to Prince's.


Who's Wally?
No Freestyling.
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Reply #43 posted 10/19/05 6:58am

DIAMONDGEEZA

will always b a prince fan as its an exclusive club for real music fans and not retards who like pop music."THE WHOLE FUNK AND NOTHING BUT THE FUNK".
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Reply #44 posted 10/19/05 5:19pm

Illustrator

10 - ...visiting Minnieapolis, u say, " I can't believe that I'm in the home state of that 'Mystery Science Theatre' guy!"

9 - ...u refer to "Kiss" & "music" in the same conversation, u are no longer speaking of one middle-aged guy in big heels, heavy make-up, campy clothes & past his prime, but of four guys in big heels, heavy make-up, etc....

8 - ...u connect with your kid as he clicks off midway thru his "Barney" tape & u click off midway thru your "Greatest Hits" CD & u both say that you're thru listening to singing purple dinosaurs.

7 - ... if someone mentioned "Prince" u would get excited about music; now if someone mentions "Prince" u get excited about pasta.

6 - ...u have this strange feeling that before this one, u lived a previous life...as Rick James.

5 - ...u cross over to the other side, where album sales determine how good an artist is.

4 - ...a couple of JWs come knocking on your door, you don't answer it even tho u are sure that they saw u peeking thru the window, where-as before u would have invited them inside in hopes the it would shorten the six degrees of separation between u & his Royal Badness.

3 - ...u no longer feel bad that the "Graphitti Bridge" movie sucked so much.

2 - ...u accept a music exec job at Warners.

1 - ...u realize that u are now of the opinion that "Purple Rain" is not an over-rated album.
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Reply #45 posted 10/19/05 5:44pm

emesem

AzurePanther said:[quote]

Aerogram said:



Who's Wally?




Supposedly the greatest Prince song ever. So good that Prince erased it right after recording it.
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Reply #46 posted 10/19/05 6:06pm

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emesem said:[quote]

AzurePanther said:

Aerogram said:



Who's Wally?




Supposedly the greatest Prince song ever. So good that Prince erased it right after recording it.


And he recorded the title track for Graffiti Bridge onto the tape.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #47 posted 10/19/05 7:43pm

Aerogram

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emesem said:[quote]

AzurePanther said:

Aerogram said:



Who's Wally?




Supposedly the greatest Prince song ever. So good that Prince erased it right after recording it.


I hate the way it looks like I'm quoted as asking "Who's Wally?" because, clearly, I know what Wally is AND I'm still a Prince fan and have pride in my Prince knowledge.

Which brings me to...

... you no longer care people think you don't know about Wally.
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