ladymisskat said:

another line "you like environmental records?" then something about "they make me use the bathroom"

Whos the crooked drummer with his crooked little sticks he might
have better luck if he was drumming with his DICK!!!!!

From the POPE

"Come back Nikki, come back
Ur dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind"-Darling Nikki

It's not a lyric but it's funny when
Prince says at the end of 'Nothing Compares 2 U'
on the ONA..live

"they say money don't buy U happiness,
but it will sure pay 4 the search"

When I hear the next line from the wonderful song I love U in Me I always have to smile ... it's so true!

"I promised myself not to come until she does, and she took both hands and a liar I was. No man in this world etc. ... when my baby downshifts it starts pumpin'fast."

BombFunk said:

"With U honey, I'm the richest in the world (So rich)
I don't need money 'cause U're my girl (Need money cause U're my girl")-I Love U In Me

That line too 4 me, I always laugh at that part 4 some reason.

Funniest? Dunno. Funny? Oui:



And from the same song...

zennabell said:

"Cloreen Baconskin"!! "Whatsamatta Am I Too Old? Am I Too Ugly?" Its the way his voice sounds when he says it. Cracks me up everytime. Prince supposedly doesn't do drugs but this song makes me wonder it he didn't fire one up before he recorded that one.

"Oh hoochie don't do that! U make me wanna...u make me wanna...dance!"

dearlybeloved said:

It's "So Do U Like Environmental Records? Crickets chirping, water rushing...supposed to make U horny, it just make me wanna go 2 the bathroom..."

"Flicking your whiskers, causing a scene, licking your tail like its CREAM!!", "Sure do wish dogs could climb, then we could have a funky good time"
From La La La Hee Hee, and this line "Someone come get this meow meow off my knee, MEOW! from Scarlet.
As if the whole pussy/ vagina metaphor wasnt enough a lot of these "Camille" were very funny and chock full of silly lyrics. He should put all the Camille stuff on an album

Sorry after Scarlet should be the word pussy, and the word Camille the word songs should be there
Also funny is Rockhard in a funky place
"Does anybody know ur here,
in this house of ill repute (Ooh honey I'm scared of you)
Trying to kill your fears
I guess thats what u get 4 being cute (cutey cute)
Salt and BANANACOLOGNE
I guess its just written over ur face
Ur just a rockhard in a funky place,

And again CAMILLE

Damn is my mouth gone or what after Bananacologne should come
No wonder ur all alone

And the opening 2 2Nigs united 4 West Compton

"Who you calling bitch?, bitch ho bitch"

"what I would give for a broken bottle", "Chili Sauce", "Id rather wear a wig than run a motel for roaches, ants, lice, dogs and cats in my hat!", "If A Girl Answers Dont Hang Up"

tane1976 said:

oh yeah all that Camille shit is priceless

tane1976 said:

it's soaked in banana cologne...

adds to "misheard lyrics" list...damn, this list is gettin huge...

She replied: "I didn't know I playing in a cathedral"

i've got a couple to add.
sexy mf 'i get hard when the wind blows ur cologne near me'
and
moviestar 'yeah, dance floor ain't big enough 4 that cow'

ThePunisher said:

"why the hell cant you take a bath?"

From SHE LOVES ME 4 ME

"This one I can take over my Mama's house...I don't have to worry what goes in and out her mouth."

"I sincerely wanna f@$# the taste out yo mouth"

paul0478 said:

what does that mean ? in simple english ?

virginie74 said:

"You know goddamn well what I'm talkin bout'" -Eddie Kane Junior "The Five Heart Beats"