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Prince's funniest lyric. "I'd rather do u after school like some homework."
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"I aint got no money"  (IWBYL) | |
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"Well... Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful" Paul G II
"If you set your mind free baby... maybe you'll understand" | |
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Bob George "Prince? That skinny mofo with the high voice" | |
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paul0478 said: "Well... Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful"
Absolutely! Prettyman has me smiling from beginning to end. In the early morning When I’m feeling nice I walk by the mirror And kiss it twice When it comes 2 perfume It’s on the shelf I get it down If there ain't nobody around I, I, I smell myself  Well, lucky-lucky us. Lucky-lucky-luck.
Luck-luck-LAKK-LAKK-LAKK-LAKK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-LAKK-LAKK-LAKK. | |
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"Why the Hell cantchu take a bath?" "Whatever skin we're in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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"work that fat" is chock-full of funny shit...
push the seat back, you can fit...then sit on top of the monster, i don't care, just shut up! | |
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He has a lot I can think of
"Some people tell me I got great legs"- Something In The Water.... "Like animals, I just want 2 breed"- Damn U Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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Rinluv said: He has a lot I can think of
"Like animals, I just want 2 breed"- Damn U "Like animals, just born 2 breed" "Whatever skin we're in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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nayroo2002 said: Rinluv said: He has a lot I can think of
"Like animals, I just want 2 breed"- Damn U "Like animals, just born 2 breed" adds to "misheard lyrics" file | |
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"Oh great, now U think U're my soulmate
U don't even know what kind of cereal I like Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk Cuz cows are 4 calves U'd probably take me 4 half U don't love me, U're a faker U just want me 4 my " This remember me of a certain guy from Holland I adore!  | |
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nayroo2002 said: Rinluv said: He has a lot I can think of
"Like animals, I just want 2 breed"- Damn U "Like animals, just born 2 breed" Well, shit it sounds like he said " I just want 2". Listen back. That's why that shit is so funny. Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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MikeMatronik said: "Oh great, now U think U're my soulmate
U don't even know what kind of cereal I like Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk Cuz cows are 4 calves U'd probably take me 4 half U don't love me, U're a faker U just want me 4 my " This remember me of a certain guy from Holland I adore! "...acres!" (somebody git me 'notha beer)  "Whatever skin we're in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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nayroo2002 said: MikeMatronik said: "Oh great, now U think U're my soulmate
U don't even know what kind of cereal I like Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk Cuz cows are 4 calves U'd probably take me 4 half U don't love me, U're a faker U just want me 4 my " This remember me of a certain guy from Holland I adore! "...acres!" (somebody git me 'notha beer) | |
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"4 someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners
U sure eat enough of them motherfuckers" Bob George is subversive but funny. | |
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Darling Nikki | |
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virginie74 said: Darling Nikki
Which line, though? "Whatever skin we're in
we all need 2 b friends" |
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"Next time you pull a card, it better be a ace, muthafucka!"-- "Face Down" | |
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"He was workin' on a line he could drop on her
But he couldn't concentrate when his dick saw her" Cracks me up everytime! | |
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All of Movie Star. |
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"For you naked I would dance a ballet, would that get you off?"
-If I Was Your Girlfriend I woke up sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert | |
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"Hell if  know why I let U drive my car ~ Dont I know that walkin wont get me very far" (IB) It tickles me and just luv the way he says it
"Gentleman He Wuz~ Cuz he neva talked about her nose ~ So prominent Because ~ In the dark it GLOWS~ If she was only tan instead of so LILY WHITE~ Her name wuz Doris but he called her FLO as in RESCENT~ THAT AINT RIGHT" (ICPS) This jive had me rolling when I first heard it  ?Cause me and u could have been a work of art
BE BLESSED!! | |
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The song BobGeorge is hilarious. Illusion, Coma, Pimp, and Circumstance is funny too = "She knew what fork 2 use, but she couldn't dance" and the whole flourescent thing. That stuff is funny. I also love the line "So I don't eat no red meat or white fish or funky, funky blue cheese from Animal Kingdom. PrettyMan is so cute and funny too.
[Edited 10/4/05 20:22pm] [Edited 10/4/05 20:23pm] I'm back!!!!!!! | |
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"Would U let me wash Ur hair
Could I make U breakfast sometime Or then, could we just hang out, I mean Could we go 2 a movie and cry 2gether"- If I Was Your Girlfriend Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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"I dont talk about U! I dont talk about U! And yo little almond shaped head ayss. I'll kick yo ass...Twice!"
Bob George "Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system" - Bruce Lee | |
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I hate to see an erection go to waste - I'm just rock hard in a funky place The Hottest chip of them all - www.hotchip.co.uk - Get down with Prince
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On The Sex Of It
"I gave u a diamond ring my friend, that didnt get u off, French cologne hundred bucks an ounce, all u did was cough" Also when he says "I told u not to open that window" when the couple r allegedly making love! | |
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"oohh, honey Im scared o' you!" (Rockhard in a Funky Place)
well actually that whole song cracks me up If you will, so will I | |
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Also in Moviestar 'What? Speak up, I can't hear over that suit! The Hottest chip of them all - www.hotchip.co.uk - Get down with Prince
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MikeMatronik said:[quote]"Oh great, now U think U're my soulmate
U don't even know what kind of cereal I like Wrong! Cap'n Crunch with soy milk Cuz cows are 4 calves U'd probably take me 4 half U don't love me, U're a faker U just want me 4 my " I say this to my husband all the time! LOL I think he says you only want me for my acres. 1 Thessalonians 5:23 | |
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