...you walk over casually, open your mouth and say...

DayzOfWild76 said:

(OK, I'll get this started)

..."me and the three girls over there wanna know if you're interested in a Prince.orgy?"

DayzOfWild76 said:

Or is that NPG ?

DayzOfWild76 said:

can you please move ma'am.
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DayzOfWild76 said:

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

DayzOfWild76 said:

"Can I see some ID please?"

TheFrog said:

hi froggy

DayzOfWild76 said:

"I fancy boning your wife."

Christopher said:

Hi chris.

I must say i'm not surprised.

TheFrog said:

how u be?

DayzOfWild76 said:

"Hey, Mike! How you doin'!"

Christopher said:

I be all and a bit .

How you be, my dear husband?

TheFrog said:

one o them days? is the new sugababes coming you are so nervous?


j/k im swell and i have a coke. i fee special :nerd:

Christopher said:

DayzOfWild76 said:

"Damn! You're short!"

I'd just HAVE to say it.

hi prince is larry here ?
ooh he is
larry ->

Raine said:

[Edited 9/28/05 2:59am]

"we dont serve shorts in here"

" so afte all the women you've been with I think it's time you take a stab at me and you know you wanna"

Back in 1984, Prince walked into a bar I worked at. A really cool bar. He ordered a gin and tonic from me. I handed him an apple, and he gave me that quizzical look he does so well. "Take a bite," I said. He did, and said, "Hey! This apple tastes like gin!"

"Turn it around," I said.

"Wow! This side tastes like tonic! This is great!"

He ate the apple, then ordered a vodka and orange juice. Again, he was skeptical, but I said, "Take a bite". He bit into the apple and said, "Aaaaiiiyyyaa! This tastes like vodka!"

"Turn it around," I said.

"Hundilasayah! Orange juice!" He ate that apple, too.

Just then, Markie Post walked in. "Holy Erotic City, that's TV icon Markie Post! I would like to dive in that muff sho' nuff!" I handed him another apple.

"No freaking way!" I just smiled. He looked at the apple, picked it up, and took a bite. He immediately spit it out and screamed, "This tastes like crap!"

"Turn it around," I said.

Christopher said:

DayzOfWild76 said:

"Did you call my pint a poof?"

DayzOfWild76 said:

You want a glass of goat milk?

DayzOfWild76 said:

Can I be your slave? puulleeaase!

I wouldn't say anything I would just peek at him every now and then trying not to puke with excitement!

Teach Me please!!!!!

RodeoSchro said:

Check it out, Prince! I'm shorter than you!

Ooh ooh, r u and Mani gonna have a baby?? Oh, better yet, r u, Wendy and Lisa gonna release some 'reunion' music???

DayzOfWild76 said:

I would open my mouth, but I wouldn't speak. I would just sneak up behind him and lick the back of his neck.