Imagine Prince doing his own Apprentice TV show. The winning apprentice gets a management job at Paisley Park and gets too take 10 songs from the vault.

I wonder what some of the tasks would be?

Who would his assistants in the board room?

Would he say your fired?

he'd say "secuuuuurityyyyy!" or some shit like that. management job--nah...it'd be more interesting if it were an engineering job...he wears 'em out, y'know. that shit would end up more like "fear factor" or somethin.



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This thread is begging for a fabricated story, but i don't know if i'm up to it or not.

slm4m said:

except what you don't know is that he chooses, and so you know they'll be half-assed remixes of existing tunes.

slm4m said:

hmm...larry graham and The Paisley Legal Mafioso would be in there, no doubt...and tony m. would probably make a guest appearance on there at one point. for comedic relief.

Life o' the Party (Candy Screech remix)

TheFrog said:

that'd be cooooold....you get home, pop the goods in the cd player and find out that they're all remixes of "jughead" or somethin.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Even the idea makes me wanna

TheFrog said:

the best parts of the show would be when everyone's in the boardroom, and one of the contestants totally screwed up that night...p would be in there, brow-beating the hell outta the poor soul in the slyest way possible. and more than likely there'll be a female contestant that, of course, thinks that she'll be able to get in with prince's good graces if she tries to bed his ass. and she'll go about it, painfully.

Anyway, let's face it - he's just going to go for the good looking girl, crap or not.

TheFrog said:

the producers of the show would have to make a rule against that, obviously...prince'll cry about it, yeah, but it'd have to be done. wouldn't make for good viewing if everybody's gonna be like, "ehhh, he gon' end up hiring the pretty girl anyway. what's the point in watching?"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

that should be part of the show - Prince getting told that nobody is allowed to enter if they are pretty.

Priceless look from the dude, me thinks.

TheFrog said:

mental pic of prince stamping his feet and whining, "whyyyyy???"

This thread is cracking me up!! (Especially the "whyyyy" part!)

It'd be funny....maybe instead of a boardroom Prince could be taking a bath and in that deep sexy voice say "I want you.....to scrub my back"

And then just like in the song papa say "I'm sorrayyy...you're fired"

roddiekay said:

i can see all the male contestants taking a few steps back and saying "nooooo" in unison.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Except for that one ass-kissing brown-nosing contestant who dressed up in a third-rate purple rain outfit hopelessly trying to score points in "whatever means necessary".

Illustrator said:

aw fuck, i totally forgot about the uber-fam who'd be in the competition!

Wouldn't this make a great Dave Chappelle skit?

Coolcat you took the words right out of my mouth


Welcome... to Paisley Park...My chef has prepared you all a sumptous meal... of pancakes. After your breakfast...you will begin...your first assignment. One team...will design...the first high-heeled basketball shoe. The other team...will meet me in the fluffy cloud room...where one of you will...get a foot...in the ass.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

unless they look at him in his eyes, remember what jaime Foxx said, if you look at Prince in the eyes you'll want to fuck him.

butterfli25 said:

mental pic of prince running away from one of the male contestants who actually looked at 'im and fell under the spell...

Handclapsfingasnapz said: