1.hey ya... how'r u doin?
2.oh really?
3.wanna talk about it?

1) Is that Mac makeup you're wearing?

2) After walking around in pumps all day, do you soak ya feet cuz I can only imagine how jacked up ya toes are?

3) And could you please answer all of the questions above?

Rhondab said:

That reminds me of an interview I did hear.
It was at a local Tampa radio station 93.3 FLZ hosted by MJ & BJ (BJ has since left I think--I don't listen to radio anymore unless it's NPR).

Anyways, the guess was Michael Bolton (Before he cut his hair short).
During the question & Answer portion of the show, MJ chose not to "filter" out rude questions and just read the first thing in his que.

The question was, "Why don't you just shave your head? Your hair is course and stringy like a mop.".

Bolton was so pissed he walked out of the interview, and FLZ had to issue an apology to his record company. What was so hilarious that few mornings later, Bolton showed up to do the show again, provided that MJ screen the questions.

I cracked the fuck up, but also got a sense of how arrogant Bolton was on the second, "cleaned up" interview.

Oh, and great questions everyone. It would classice to see the look on Prince's face with some of these questions.

you must be drunk.

sosgemini said:

No, baby, Just feelin a little KINKAY!!!!

Imago777 said:

sosgemini said:

Tell me any and EVERYTHING about your childhood and teen years

Be honest! How old were u when u "lost it" and was it good?

Are you in any way mentally ill, please go into detail about your disorder(S)

Moonwalkbjrain said:

R U kidding me? Have you seen his ganster glam video? That bitch is crazy!

Imago777 said:

gangsterrrrr gangster glaaaaammm

hell yea i've seen that mess. tony lookin gorgeous as always. and prince lookin... in the swimsuit shot,lol. great stuff

1) How much do you have your Hands Insured for?

1. Can I make a song in Paisley Park?
2. Can I play guitar on your next gig?
3. Why don´t you call me back?

1.prince,why havent you answered any of my 157 emails i sent you?
2.do you you read the org when you're bored?
3.when francis l. slapped you down in p.r. did you LOL watching it at back?...come on you know hilarity insued the moment he grabbed your blouse.

Christopher said:

I can field two of these questions:

1. He doesn't answer your emails, because for the last time, he doesn't know the nude code for Shaq Fu. (I do though. Shoot me an email and get ready for an erotic Super Nintendo session.)

2. He reads an "org" when he gets bored, but not this site. He is a frequent visitor to He-man.org and posts there under the name Moss-Man69.

How come you don't call me, anymore?

No wait, how come you don't call me at all?

1. OK, once and for all, 4'9, 5'0 or 5'1 (withOUT the heels!)?
2. Does Kamasutra sound kitsch 2 u 2? No, really? I mean, really? Ah, shutup already, damn!
3. What's with all the numbers instead of letters shit (otherwise known as princebonics)? R U just lazy, like me?
(Bonus q - what were the 23 positions? Oh, come on, give us a few at least...)

"1. What's Rhonda Smith's number?"

*jotting it down...*

"2. OK, thanks much. Now, Nona Gaye's?"

*more manic scribbling*

"3. Tremendous. (This is turning out a lot easier than I thought it'd be...)

And, Kristin Scott Thomas'? Excellent!"

*finishing notes, closing notepad*

"Well, that's all I needed.

Actually, wait, I have a few tips, between me and you, nobody to superstar:

1. Stop suing your fans. It's really counterproductive. And just plain dumb.
2. Release all those hits from 1980's, the outtakes/bootlegs that your diehards rave about to this day. Free the music, now that you're free. Blah Blah Blah. To retailers, not just the Jonestown that passes for your Web site. And, remastered, please. Sonar 2.2 can do only but so much.
3. Stick with the live-drum-or-Linn approach. The Bland/Blackwell/Prince-on-the-Linn formula works.

Thanks, Skipper! It's been swell!

Peace out!"
*walking off...*

SexyBeautifulOne said:

HobbesLeCute said:

im so there and prince seems like the type to do fanfic...xrated section style.

ThreadBare said:

Skipper

And in light of that comment: "Hi Skipper, how's Gilligan doing? You don't know who Gilligan is?? Shame on you! For your punishment, I will put you over my knee and spank you".
[Edited 8/29/05 2:03am]

Christopher said:

"Teela moaned in xtacy as He-Man's thick, manly palm worked it's way up her inner thigh..."

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MANI! CAN'T U C LARRY AND EYE R WRITING A STORY?

HobbesLeCute said: