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Reply #90 posted 08/25/05 2:08pm

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Musicology Tour.

During the acoustic set, Prince was telling the audience how some drunk dude had been talking to him the night before telling him how much he loooooved Prince's music.

He tells Prince: "Yeah, especially that song STRAWberry Beret!"

So, Prince breaks into that song and when he sings the chorus, he sings "STRAWberry Beret" too!

Oh my God I remember that! I was rolling when he said that. Prince is a funny fella. biggrin
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Reply #91 posted 08/25/05 2:08pm

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on the musicology tour he does a rap where he talks about wb & at the end he says "i still look the same" lol
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Reply #92 posted 08/25/05 2:59pm

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Philly Hit N Run 2000, during the song Kiss, Prince puts the mike up to this woman for her to sing a line of the song and you can barely hear her and he looks at the audience and says she needs subtitles. That was too funny.



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Reply #93 posted 08/25/05 3:15pm

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"Do you know who I am?!!!!"... It's funny when he says it... but it's so damn true. He's the Man.
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Reply #94 posted 08/25/05 8:10pm

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lol I love these. I can't wait to go to a Prince concert
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Reply #95 posted 08/26/05 2:03am

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"Do you know who I am?!!!!"... It's funny when he says it... but it's so damn true. He's the Man.

"I will go there"
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Reply #96 posted 08/26/05 2:30am

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At Hammersmith Appollo 2002, he says "All the sexy people make some noise", the crowd screams but Prince ain't happy enough, so he says "All the ugly people stay quiet!" and the crowd goes even crazier.
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Reply #97 posted 08/26/05 5:40am

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i do not know what performance- 80 something but he looks at his crotch, and goes- " eek What are you looking at? & if i gave it to ya what would U do with it?"


That was the PR tour. Then a little later (I think) he asks: "Does your man have an ass like mine?" He had those lacy, butt-revealing pants on at the time. smile
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Reply #98 posted 08/26/05 5:57am

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and ofcourse the famous "show of hands how many of you are drunk?"


That's the one.
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Reply #99 posted 08/26/05 7:51am

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The Beautiful Experience Live boot thingy, during Martial Law.


Mowiss...they tole me if I kissed yo heead that U'd do sonthing funky! Michael...what do you think...can I kiss it....*kiss**kiss**kiss**kiss*"

Where am I...where do U think U R?...Lemme play the PIANO...NO!... play the...NO!"


Tevin I love U...U so sexy!
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Reply #100 posted 08/26/05 7:54am

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I alsoo thought the "for those of you on Valium...my name is Prince"


so classic...I always thing of some 45 year old broad who can't handle the pressures of being a housewife aloof on a bunch of unnecessary perscriptions....I mean...U'd have to be OUT OF IT...to not know who Prince...and those r the ones who could do that.

but maybe he's just talking about the people who take it recreationally when they go out.


who knows...lol...
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Reply #101 posted 08/26/05 8:39am

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This is from the 94 aftershow in LA, the one where Arsenio Hall went, and Stevie Wonder sang with P.

They were doing Get Wild, and Prince tried to get the crowd to clap on beat, but the crowd didn't clap that well. Prince stops the gig for a sec:

"Hold it, hold it. We're gonna have to make it more rudementary; I forgot we are not in Minneapolis."

The crowd goes crazy and boos, Prince doesn't back down.

"Ahh, my ass, clap onnnnn."

Then earlier he says to the band, "we in the key of 'hell no 'tonight."
All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #102 posted 08/26/05 8:45am

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When I saw him 4 the 1st time, he instructed all the folks on the left 2 scream. When people in the front started screaming he snapped at them "Shut up! I ain't talkin' 2 U!". It was very funny.
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Reply #103 posted 08/26/05 11:28am

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"For those of you on valium, my name is Prince"
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Speaks to a woman: "Don't you know, crack kills....."
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Reply #104 posted 08/26/05 4:44pm

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Reply #105 posted 08/26/05 7:47pm

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Then earlier he says to the band, "we in the key of 'hell no 'tonight."[/quote]


This is the Best one That I have NEVER heard B4!!
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Reply #106 posted 08/26/05 10:56pm

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1nitealone said:

on the musicology tour he does a rap where he talks about wb & at the end he says "i still look the same" lol



nod I too loved that line

I also liked when he said that all the sistahs were rolling their necks when they sang the line "Aint no body better" from Cream
?Cause me and u could have been a work of art

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Reply #107 posted 08/27/05 6:08am

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smoo said:

Hammersmith in 2002 in warm up mode. Comes out in a cream jumper and say to crowd.

"I like to pick up a little local lingo/custom what do y'all call this" (Pointing at sweater/jumper he was wearing)

Someone in crowd yelled out

"Ugly"

that just creased me up.



falloff falloff falloff
That's a classic!!!!



yea i can't stop laughing.....
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Reply #108 posted 08/27/05 1:59pm

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Heiress said:

sunchylde said:

i do not know what performance- 80 something but he looks at his crotch, and goes- " eek What are you looking at? & if i gave it to ya what would U do with it?"


That was the PR tour. Then a little later (I think) he asks: "Does your man have an ass like mine?" He had those lacy, butt-revealing pants on at the time. smile


LOL!! I came here just to post that one! I thought ya'll was sleeping! That was hot but it went like this:

He was singing, "How come you don't call me anymore" and after he was almost done he said, "Tell me mama, how come you don't call me, anymore huh? What, you got another man? Well tell me mama, does your man have an ass like mine?" and he turned around to show his sexy ass in those black lace pants!! Good God, I almost died!!
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Reply #109 posted 08/31/05 9:39am

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During night five of the Xenophobia Celebration at Paisley, in the middle of "The Ride", Prince asked the audience:
"I got one question for you" and then fell back from the mike like he couldn't possibly ask it.

He then teased the crowd a couple more times and finally asked "do you like the piano?" Everybody shouted back "yes!". So he held up the index finger of his right hand and moved it up and down, then said: "Do you like it when I do this to the piano?", again a big cheer from the audience.

So he took it further and held up two fingers: "Do you like it when I take two fingers and tickle the piano keys?" More screaming and hollering followed, causing Prince to stop the music and to say: "I was just trying to introduce his solo, tsk tsk... where's your mind at???"
lol


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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person."
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Reply #110 posted 09/01/05 1:38pm

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giotto said:

During night five of the Xenophobia Celebration at Paisley, in the middle of "The Ride", Prince asked the audience:
"I got one question for you" and then fell back from the mike like he couldn't possibly ask it.

He then teased the crowd a couple more times and finally asked "do you like the piano?" Everybody shouted back "yes!". So he held up the index finger of his right hand and moved it up and down, then said: "Do you like it when I do this to the piano?", again a big cheer from the audience.

So he took it further and held up two fingers: "Do you like it when I take two fingers and tickle the piano keys?" More screaming and hollering followed, causing Prince to stop the music and to say: "I was just trying to introduce his solo, tsk tsk... where's your mind at???"
lol

wave Hello Giotto How ya been! Org not me when u get a chance

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?Cause me and u could have been a work of art

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Reply #111 posted 09/10/05 10:15pm

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Oh I'm just loving these!
I wish I was at those things, I would just die of laughter.
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Reply #112 posted 09/14/05 8:35am

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giotto said:

During night five of the Xenophobia Celebration at Paisley, in the middle of "The Ride", Prince asked the audience:
"I got one question for you" and then fell back from the mike like he couldn't possibly ask it.

He then teased the crowd a couple more times and finally asked "do you like the piano?" Everybody shouted back "yes!". So he held up the index finger of his right hand and moved it up and down, then said: "Do you like it when I do this to the piano?", again a big cheer from the audience.

So he took it further and held up two fingers: "Do you like it when I take two fingers and tickle the piano keys?" More screaming and hollering followed, causing Prince to stop the music and to say: "I was just trying to introduce his solo, tsk tsk... where's your mind at???"
lol



I love this!
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Reply #113 posted 09/14/05 9:05am

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funniest thread ever!

I know it was probabaly said but I love...

"Woof, woof woof, woof. You say it"....
"any dogs in the house? I know you're nasty, sing!"

from Baby Im a Star video
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Reply #114 posted 09/14/05 1:59pm

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Wasn't it on the Nude tour when he said he has given up dating blonds after his relationship with Kim Basinger fell apart? falloff
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Reply #115 posted 09/14/05 2:38pm

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"Y'all sound like Michael Jackson!"

I think this was on the ONA tour. I heard it on the radio as part of a Prince marathon. He was basically playing this funky jam while asking the audience to go "Whooo!". lol
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Reply #116 posted 09/14/05 3:14pm

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He must have been in good humour in London for ONA 2002 (was it really 3 years ago already?) ...

During the acoustic (guitar) section, some GUY in the crowd shouts "I love you". Prince stops playing (mid-song) and says something like:

"Wait a minute ... that voice was too low. You know, I like my lovin' just as much as the next man, but if any GUYS want to shout that they love me, wait till I'm playing a rock song".

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Reply #117 posted 09/15/05 12:38am

mirri

thekidsgirl said:

funniest thread ever!

I know it was probabaly said but I love...

"Woof, woof woof, woof. You say it"....
"any dogs in the house? I know you're nasty, sing!"

from Baby Im a Star video


I love the dirty smile he does when he says "I know you're nasty",I always rewind-too hot that man!
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Reply #118 posted 09/15/05 1:01am

smoo

Levi said:

He must have been in good humour in London for ONA 2002 (was it really 3 years ago already?) ...

During the acoustic (guitar) section, some GUY in the crowd shouts "I love you". Prince stops playing (mid-song) and says something like:

"Wait a minute ... that voice was too low. You know, I like my lovin' just as much as the next man, but if any GUYS want to shout that they love me, wait till I'm playing a rock song".

L
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oh hell i forgot about that one, that was funny. also the U2 references that he had to explain to the crowd.

forgot about 1998 at wembley when he was playing Darlin Nikki and stopped just by the masturbating part. The crowd carried on singing and he turned to look at us all with his cheeky look and said (something along the lines)

"ooh i'm gonna tell your momma"
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Reply #119 posted 09/15/05 4:05am

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smoo said:

Levi said:

He must have been in good humour in London for ONA 2002 (was it really 3 years ago already?) ...

During the acoustic (guitar) section, some GUY in the crowd shouts "I love you". Prince stops playing (mid-song) and says something like:

"Wait a minute ... that voice was too low. You know, I like my lovin' just as much as the next man, but if any GUYS want to shout that they love me, wait till I'm playing a rock song".

L
[Edited 9/14/05 15:14pm]


oh hell i forgot about that one, that was funny. also the U2 references that he had to explain to the crowd.

forgot about 1998 at wembley when he was playing Darlin Nikki and stopped just by the masturbating part. The crowd carried on singing and he turned to look at us all with his cheeky look and said (something along the lines)

"ooh i'm gonna tell your momma"


Also ... same section of the ONA 2002 gig ... he was doing some song which made reference to caller ID ("I used to use bad language, now I use caller ID") ...

He obviously felt that British audiences were not familiar with the technological advances of caller ID, so gave us an explanation. He relayed an imaginary phone conversation:

"Hello? ... no, Prince isn't here. Oh, you heard he's rich again? Well, he may be rich, but he doesn't have any money for you".

L
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