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BIZARRE desciption of PRINCE's PRIVATES " His buttocks are the proverbial two eggs in-a-handkerchief. He doesn't wear underwear. And it is readily apparent
that he, eh, dresses to the right. The bulge in his trouser leg is substantial but it's in the wrong shape. It's angular in some parts, cylindrical in others, a bit like his squiggle symbol in fact. " Hot Press 1995 | |
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Is it just me, or does this sound like some lost dialogue from Spinal Tap?
"The question is... how much more black could it be... and the answer is... none... none more black..."  |
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Don't tease me like this!  | |
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Krystal666 said: Don't tease me like this!
Im male heterosexual, I dont give a rats ass, as long as he stays Fonky | |
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Uh...?  Blue  | |
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 I think the "eggs in a hankerchief" part just turned me onIf you will, so will I | |
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th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place?
exactly | |
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written by some Dublin columnist | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place?
I don't know but the first time i saw Prince in concert (I was 14) I could hardly take my eyes off of his crotch. His Penis was semi-hard and def. curved to the right. It looked like he had a decent size too...Sorry, I was a 14 year-old virgin so that thing terrified and fascinated me all at once. Plus I was in the VERY front and looking up right between his legs! [Edited 7/4/05 15:53pm] I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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I just capitilized penis... I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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I read that Robin Power said that Prince's penis is 7/1/2 inches. "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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WaterInYourBath said: I read that Robin Power said that Prince's penis is 7/1/2 inches.
where u read that at??  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place?
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TheBluePrince said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place?
seriously--if they got anymore in-depth they probably woulda been remarking about the configuration of the veins n'shit. | |
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Tiffypoo2004 said: WaterInYourBath said: I read that Robin Power said that Prince's penis is 7/1/2 inches.
where u read that at?? Check out this article: http://www.ejeanlive.com/basket.htm I believe her for some reason.....I giggled so much after I read that. I felt a mixture of shock and "Ahh....I knew all along." "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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WaterInYourBath said: Tiffypoo2004 said: where u read that at?? Check out this article: http://www.ejeanlive.com/basket.htm I believe her for some reason.....I giggled so much after I read that. I felt a mixture of shock and "Ahh....I knew all along." two words for that entire article: slut ty. as for robin's blurb: i don't believe it. s'me.  dick in yo edit[Edited 7/4/05 20:24pm] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: WaterInYourBath said: Check out this article: http://www.ejeanlive.com/basket.htm I believe her for some reason.....I giggled so much after I read that. I felt a mixture of shock and "Ahh....I knew all along." two words for that entire article: slut ty. "You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD | |
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origmnd said: " His buttocks are the proverbial two eggs in-a-handkerchief. He doesn't wear underwear. And it is readily apparent
that he, eh, dresses to the right. The bulge in his trouser leg is substantial but it's in the wrong shape. It's angular in some parts, cylindrical in others, a bit like his squiggle symbol in fact. " Hot Press 1995  | |
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WaterInYourBath said: Tiffypoo2004 said: where u read that at?? Check out this article: http://www.ejeanlive.com/basket.htm I believe her for some reason.....I giggled so much after I read that. I felt a mixture of shock and "Ahh....I knew all along."  Being that I've known females like Ms. Powers in college and how they roll, I can't kick their hustle and all I can say is play on playette play on  .[Edited 7/5/05 0:39am] | |
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WaterInYourBath said: I read that Robin Power said that Prince's penis is 7/1/2 inches.
 That's what I figured by the size of the bulge in his pants.  Afterall, the don't call me the Org Dickologist for nuthin. [Edited 7/5/05 0:38am] | |
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7 1/2 inches, eh? That's not huge, but on his lil body, Prince's Pants Pal would appear massive! "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: 7 1/2 inches, eh? That's not huge, but on his lil body, Prince's Pants Pal would appear massive!
True. | |
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Terilicious said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place?
I don't know but the first time i saw Prince in concert (I was 14) I could hardly take my eyes off of his crotch. His Penis was semi-hard and def. curved to the right. It looked like he had a decent size too...Sorry, I was a 14 year-old virgin so that thing terrified and fascinated me all at once. Plus I was in the VERY front and looking up right between his legs! [Edited 7/4/05 15:53pm] Wow! I'm so jelouse! Why was he hard though? I don't understand that part. [Edited 7/5/05 11:11am] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: WaterInYourBath said: Check out this article: http://www.ejeanlive.com/basket.htm I believe her for some reason.....I giggled so much after I read that. I felt a mixture of shock and "Ahh....I knew all along." two words for that entire article: slut ty. as for robin's blurb: i don't believe it. s'me. dick in yo edit
[Edited 7/4/05 20:24pm] You obviously haven't checked out artpal's thread!  | |
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Krystal666 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: two words for that entire article: slut ty. as for robin's blurb: i don't believe it. s'me. dick in yo edit
[Edited 7/4/05 20:24pm] You obviously haven't checked out artpal's thread! Tell'em Krystal | |
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Hotlegs said: meow85 said: 7 1/2 inches, eh? That's not huge, but on his lil body, Prince's Pants Pal would appear massive!
True.Average length is around 5 inches so 7 1/2 is pretty big. | |
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Terilicious said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: th' fuck they doin all up in the fucker's crotch in the first damned place?
I don't know but the first time i saw Prince in concert (I was 14) I could hardly take my eyes off of his crotch. His Penis was semi-hard and def. curved to the right. It looked like he had a decent size too...Sorry, I was a 14 year-old virgin so that thing terrified and fascinated me all at once. Plus I was in the VERY front and looking up right between his legs! [Edited 7/4/05 15:53pm]
i wonder if he knew he was giving folks such an eyeful? | |
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sextonseven said: Hotlegs said: True.Average length is around 5 inches so 7 1/2 is pretty big. As the Org Dickologist, I would say that 7 1/2 inch. is average phallus size. Of course, I have handled bigger. More or less, it's not the size or the boat, its the motion in the ocean. | |
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