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Prince recorded Sexy MF about Mariah Carey's hairdresser.

Daddy Pop was about Eastern European repression.

The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker is a social comment about English village life.

Prince once vowed that as soon as he reached the age of 47, he'd spend his life winding up fans with silly numbers that had a relevance to the number 7 and releasing re-recorded versions of songs from Emancipation.

Prince once dated Julie Andrews, but insisted that she only wore green lingerie whenever in his presence.

Prince has never eaten an onion on a thursday.

If you add some letters and take some away, THE RAINBOW CHILDREN is an anagram of TICKLE MY CHEWY TITS, BOY.

In 2003, Prince intended to release a 5 CD set of his farts accompanied by quail sounds. Due to his contract with WB, the long-awaited CD set never appeared.

Prince once stated that he would love to be covered in female nipples so that he could live his life as God expected - as a nipple covered, pervy priest.

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What other Prince crap have you never heard that is totally ludicrous, but would make a great story if it existed?

OK, this is a true story, but I don't know if the story is true.

I went out on a couple dates with a guy and we got to talking about music and when he found out Prince was my all time fave, he said he had a story for me.

He said that when he was younger he used to cruise a certain part of Hollywood. He said that one time he was walking down the street and that a limo pulled up next to him and he said that when the window was rolled down, it was Prince, asking him if he wanted to ride around with him for a while. He said it was obvious what Prince was looking for

Is it a coincidence that across the street from the Record Plant in LA, is a gay sex club?

I rather prefer to believe this story is true

How ya doin you sexy beast?

Prince used ESP to drive Michael Jackson's monkey crazy.
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This OLD National Enquirer article still cracks me up!

TMPletz said:

that picture/collage thingie is HILARIOUS!!!

TMPletz said:

x 1,000

"What kind of sicko would mess with a monkey?" Good question!

Also...loved the bit about Prince starting his own religion and putting himself at the head of it (L. Ron Hubbard beat him to that idea), and that he was buying land to build the church on (well, the last part has a grain of truth in it! ).

Enigmoid said:

i once heard prince used to keep mayte in cage out back till he needed her..it was purple tho

also he released many cd's under the name usher

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Prince cancelles his long awaited "Door 2 Door Tour"

Cheek said:

thats what he told you

Christopher said:

Prince visits Christopher in the Boo Bar dressed as sexy MJ!!!

Cheek said:

Christopher said:

Underrated Diva, Christopher drools on Prince at the Boo Bar dressed as Letitgo Prince!
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Cheek said:

he loved it! dont listen to his lies!


i remember the story that prince and sheena easton also had esp thing like him and bubbles...makes perfect sense.

Christopher said:

Of course he did!