MistyCotton said:

when that song came out my family loved loved loved the album...and would listen to it over and over....they would sing Darling Nikki to me cause my name was nicholas and everyone called me nicky...

never once did i wonder what "masturbation" meant....i was a youngen..

Jaarod86 said:

That is so crazy, I didn't know what the hell he was saying when I first heard the song. My friend thought he said "touch your pussy".

Now for my bad rather weird confession. I hated Prince for "Darling Nikki" for a long time. When he said "I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you can say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating w/ a magazine". I thought he meant she had rolled up the magazine and was "pleasuring herself" you know... like a dildo. I thought that was soooo disgusting and possibly painful. I later realized he meant she was "looking at" the magazine and was pleasuring herself. I'm laughing at myself..I can't believe I thought that.
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Jaarod86 said:

That is so crazy, I didn't know what the hell he was saying when I first heard the song. My friend thought he said "touch your pussy".

Now for my bad rather weird confession. I hated Prince for "Darling Nikki" for a long time. When he said "I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you can say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating w/ a magazine". I thought he meant she had rolled up the magazine and was "pleasuring herself" you know... like a dildo. I thought that was soooo disgusting and possibly painful. I later realized he meant she was "looking at" the magazine and was pleasuring herself. I'm laughing at myself..I can't believe I thought that.
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i thought when Prince was saying "animals strike curious poses" he was saying "in the most tri-curious poses",lol-whatever that was supposed 2 mean,LOL!I thought Apollonia was her real name...lol-i thought Prince's mom was really white...and i thought Purple Rain was fully true-EVERYTHING
hmmmm...oh,i used 2 rent Purple Rain from Blockbuster all the time b/c id spend all my money up on like stupid stuff.when i was younger i found my mom's Prince tape(COME) in storage and hid it so i could listen 2 it,but it wouldnt even play! everytime id buy a prince cd w/parental advisory id put my thumb over the sticker all the way 2 the front of the store and hold my breath hoping the cashier wouldnt realize or care how old i was.i also waited until i went 2 NY w/my class 2 buy the Lovesexy album so that i could get away w/buying a CD with butt-naked Prince on the cover,lol.i have more but ill stop

sosgemini said:

dude, they sang that to u?!!?!

Moonwalkbjrain said:

well, they would change the words to make it, "i met a boy naked nicky"..

but yeah.....they would also sing "brickhouse" to my mom.....

Well, when I was younger I.....




No, wait.



Wait, I can't confess that.

NWF said:

Hey You! Share!

Sorry...Share... Please?

lol

blusapphire said:

Um.....

in Mountains, i used to think wendy was shouting
"mommy, i'm a drummer!"

(after prince says guitars and drums on the one!)


ok....
maybe i'm still not sure what the hell she says...

in Mountains, i used to think wendy was shouting
"mommy, i'm a drummer!"

(after prince says guitars and drums on the one!)


ok....
maybe i'm still not sure what the hell she says...

'll do ya one better. it's been 19 years, and i still don't know the words 2 mountains lol all i got is once upon a time in a land called fantasy

peace,
j

NWF said:

blusapphire said:

OK, fine.

When I was younger I used o go into my mother's closet and put on some of her clothes and pretend to be Prince. I even danced like him and played with my tennis racket to emulate him on guitar. Hell, I used to think I WAS Prince. But now I know that I could never be as cool as his royal badness.

mset68 said:

well i THINK she's sayin
"bobby undercover"
although she might also be sayin
"bobby our drummer"


lol u aint the only one. i still only know "once apon a time in a land called fantasy 17 mountains grew so high" then something bout a highjack in the air and then the chorus

NWF said:

That's probably the funniest story in the thread so far

Thanks for sharing NWF

Pleasure Principle, I gotta say, your list was just too funny. I still have tears in my eyes! It just got better as it went on! You had some serious revelations later, didn't you?

I was listening to the song Controvesy and I thought he was saying Got your Pussy.


Was I ever wrong.

Ranks right up there with the orger who once posted that a friend of theirs thought that instead of Prince singing "Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge", he was singing "Everybody wants 2 fuck the greedy bitch". I'm STILL laughing over that comment as well.

sisforscandalous said:

I used to think he was saying "Maybe we could do the town.

psychodelicide said:

That's some funny shit!!!

laneallthat said:

I just about busted a gut, that's hysterical! Ranks right up there with the orger who once posted that a friend of theirs thought that instead of Prince singing "Everybody wants 2 find Graffiti Bridge", he was singing "Everybody wants 2 fuck the greedy bitch". I'm STILL laughing over that comment as well.