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PrintableI'd let him in, he'd start talking about that witness stuff. And after about 15 seconds of that I would cut in with "yea, yea, yea. but what's it like to tap carman's ass, I bet she's a wild one, huh?"
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i'd be like 'naw, foo! just gimme the muhfuckin key to the vault!'  | |
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LMAO!
I'd ask him for an autograph. | |
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AzurePanther said: Snap said: The messianic-savior was written (and talked about) in Hebrew prophecies thousands of years before He walked this earth, so it doesn't surprise me that some other religions (e.g. Zoroastrianism) would have their own stories of a messiah-type figure. But the fact is: the life of Jesus matched these prophecies perfectly (unlike these other false christs), and He walked this earth in the flesh around time of approximately 3 B.C. to 30 A.D. It is a matter of historical record, not only written centuries afterward like you fanatically say, but written during his time. Many of his contemporaries wrote about him, as did the Jewish historians of his day. Read up now, it's gettin' on time to close. Seriously. I'm sure some people in the P&R forum will fill you in on the details if you think it might be helpful to know. peace Which is why the Orthodox faith is described as the apocalypse. People are just pushed further away from all these altered religions of Christianity that moved away from the original Orthodox faith (and went on to make their on rules for Catholic, Protestant etc) that have turned into fanatics and do not see it as a way of life but more of a study and forceful pushing to get people to conform. But, im not gonna talk bout that here. I don't know about all that -- well, I do but I'm not gonna talk about it here either -- I just like to follow Jesus and what He taught... and not what the so-called church says He taught. Jesus was too cool, to say the least. | |
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IstenSzek said: it take him into my crib
tie him to a chair and make funny faces till he'd get real scared then I'd turn on the neon and play with myself until I'd turn him on -supafunkycalifragisexy!  Classic. |
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What a strange article!
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Well,I'd probably take a quick picture...my sister on the other hand would slam the door on his ass. [Edited 6/29/05 17:42pm] | |
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I would go into a really long explaination of how our conversation came to be becuase of Dependent Origination and the only way to break this cycle of pain was to follow the steps perscribed in the holy 8 fold path.
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Nope. Honestly.. I couldn't let him in for a few reasons.
1. I don't care who you are...It justy ain't right to be lettin another man into your house bein married n all when you're husband isn't home. 2. I live in reality where there are just too many frickin toys layin bout the parlor on a daily basis. 3. He wouldn't be able to get pass my dog. My dog is taller than him when he stands on his hind legs. My dog would lick him to death. Mess up his clothes, hair, attitude. Not a pretty sight. 4. Because the paramedics would be too busy tryin to revive my ass after I fainted Just from answerin the door. | |
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vainandy said: I would tell him that the only reason I didn't slam the door in his face is because he was Prince and I am a big fan. I would welcome him in and, every chance I would get, I would try to change the subject over to his music. If he didn't get mad and leave, then I would bring up his personal life.
 Now, that's exactly what I would do Vain Baby . | |
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I would greet him as I greet all guests at my front door; With a shotgun blast to the sky and a titty twister, after which I would of course invite him in to bear witness to my latest Super Mario Kart high score. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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"No". | |
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i dunno. depends on my mood that day cuz they be comming mighty early in the morning. if i'm already up and not in a pissy mood i might give him a listen. wouldn't let him in tho. mommy dearest wouldn't have it,lol. i'd stand in the door and listen. then go on about my merry way. if i'm in a pissy mood i'll either a) not open the door or b) see that its prince open the door, get an autograph and then send him on his merry little way Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Snap said: Neversin said: Quite an imaginary world you live in where it seems that theory and philosophy are counted as fact and you obviously have never read up on other "religions" to claim the hilarious crap you did up there...
Neversin. Based on my few sentences you're going to assume I "obviously have never read up on other 'religions'"? I majored in Religious Studies (and not in a Christian college either), including several classes on the study and philosophy of world religions. If you were expecting me to give evidence of that, I'm sorry I failed you. Figures... Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
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I'd say "Come on in and Preach it Brother!" But then once he started, I'd eventually get offended by some of the religious bs stories and pick a fight with him about how organized religions are full of hypocrisy and falseness. It probably wouldn't end well...  The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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TheFrog said: I'd say, "hello, little man with a big head."
then see how it goes from there.  LOLOLOL!!! | |
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OdysseyMiles said: TheFrog said: i know.
anyway, in truth, i'd let him in, offer him a drink and have a chat - wouldn't everyone? Yeah. Anyone here who says otherwise is frontin'. exactly | |
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I'd invite him in, and ask if he wanted some pancakes.
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OdysseyMiles said: TheFrog said: I'd say, "hello, little man with a big head."
then see how it goes from there. Prince would so kick you in the nuts...  | |
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BorisFishpaw said: I'd invite him in, and ask if he wanted some pancakes.
[Edited 6/30/05 11:21am] lol,and maybe challenge him to a game of basketball? | |
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roddiekay said: BorisFishpaw said: I'd invite him in, and ask if he wanted some pancakes.
[Edited 6/30/05 11:21am] lol,and maybe challenge him to a game of basketball? I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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