1. Clean an oven
2. Operate and oven
3. Fix a toilet




Any others come to mind?

mend a torn shirt with needle and thread

I was working on my new home last Summer when the Musicology tour came to town (Boston). After seeing the first show and loving it, I found a cheap ticket to the third show, and ended up going by myself. After the acoustic set, I started thinking about going home and hanging drywall.

And I thought to myself, "I bet Prince can't hang drywall."

But it would be fun to see him try...

booyah said:

For some reason, I can see him wiring a house. Even installing Cat-5/6 cable.
But definately NOT drywall.

FlushofmyFlush said:

reaching a really high shelf
dusting a really high doorframe
looking over a really high wall

anyone see a pattern forming ?

Put drawers on his little, yella, hairy ass...

Actually in the Madonna biography (gossip stuff, unauthorized) that came out about 5-6 years ago, they say that Prince jokingly patched a hole in Madonna's wall that Sean Penn punched. I kid you NOT. This book is hilarious. Maybe a bunch of bullshit, but fun to read.

moonshine said:

u aint right 4 that 1

Unfortunately I think the reallity is the little guy can do most of this stuff


Even tune his own vespa

he's never touched a swiffer in his life. FACT!

moonshine said:

silly

record another great,dirty song in the basement for old times sake...

ufoclub said:

I read that same book and it said madonna called prince up and asked him to patch her hole.

noonblueapples said:

:vespadipstick:

Pay his own bills

Bar-b-q some ribs for the neighbors

Not covet thy neighbor's wife

Hold sleepovers for all the young boys

Prince didnt come from money so he probably had to learn to fix things around the house more often than anyone of us know, and he is half black and half white!

i had to dig it up from another thread but here:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

:Symbolshapedratchetwrench:

Prince doing housework sounds entertaining to me.

FlushofmyFlush said:

lol those are kinda hard tho! the average person can't fix a toliet..but i bet he can do some easy shit like:

put up wall paper
fix a broken heel
operate a washing mashine properly

ehuffnsd said:

wiping his own ass. who here doesn't think P has some high powered bidet type device to keep his hands clean from this un-godly act.

dumbass said:

Prince wipe his ass? NO! Prince immediatly jumps into the shower to cleanse himself after defecation! Then he applies baby powder and lavendar scented colonge.

I can't picture him doing yard work.
makeup running, and hair spray melting--that shit would piss him the hell off.

And nothing is worse than pumps with grass stains.

AsianBomb777 said:

AsianBomb777 said:

i agree i can see him going mental after a heel gets caught in the grass when hes walking ....and then he scrubs on the driveway in his new red suede trousers.

AsianBomb777 said:

Damn. I was gonna call up P and get him to mow the lawn for me this weekend. Guess I can scratch that idea...

Christopher said:

Wax a car
Fix a wonky radio dial
Do yard or garden work
Clean behind the fridge
Hell, move the fridge to clean behind it Bet he gets Mani to do that.
Change the furnace filter

Prince probably couldnt do most of our jobs, but then no one does his job as well as he does his, Prince wouldnt do well at a regular job, though he did work part time at a five-and-dime, his boss was Mr. McGee.