Fall 1983


Prince leaves the stage after embarassing himself in front of his childhood idol James Brown.He runs outside(like he did after singing Purple Rain in the movie) and starts frantically pacing back and forth.Suddenly, he hears a voice...


"What's the matter PYT?" giggles his media apointed rival Michael Jackson,sitting on top of a lamah while Emmanuel Lewis sitting on top of his shoulders "Embarassed yourself out there didn't you?"

"Lay off that!" snaps Prince

"You're crazy you know." teases Michael as he begins juggling the Elephant Man's bones. "Nobody digs you or your music!"

"Shut up already damn" retorts Prince "All of my purple life,I've been lookin' 4 a reason not to give you a black eye!"

"Silly" snorts Michael "What would I need a black guy for when I have my little baby Webster?"

"Negro please! I'm 36 years old" barks Emmanuel Lewis

"Michael, I'm not saying this just to be nasty but I sincerely want to slap the **** out of your mouth. Can you relate?"

"I know I can" interrupts Emmanuel

"Be quiet or papa spank!" scolds Michael"As for you Prince,you're nothing without your bodyguard and I had my snake, Muscles take care of him!"

"Funny" says Prince "I just had my muscle take care of your sister!U dig?"

"Nooooo! Not Janet!" screams Michael

"No,the one with the headband and booty" answers Prince

"LaToya? Oh...ok." says a relieved Michael

"I've ****ed your sister and now I...I...I...I...will **** u up!"

"Jammone!" challenges Michael

"Owwah" retaliates Prince

The two pop superstars begin to size one another up when...

And they all lived.

I miss OnionJuice's creative writing

Michael 'Your ass is mine'
Prince 'Who the fuck do ya think I am Wesley fuckin Snipes'
Michael 'Dont U know im BAD'
Prince 'Lets leave that to the jury to decide muthafucka'
Michael 'Im glad U brought that up you little purple genious, are you good for an advance of the green stuff? I can put up the Beatles back catalogue for credit.'
Prince 'I dont believe in owning someone else is craft, I just want to own my own, dont need nobody elses, mine would do just fine, cause IM the baddest muthafunker on this planet, you can reign over the one you inhabit. How much is that crib of yours going for?'

Michael:-screeching in his high pitched voice out of shock- hee hee!



((wow,I stink))