Jerome:

"I'm a werewolf bitch tonight, kiss my ass!"

I love that part.

any others?

the whole "i must have that disease, what's it called?" "it's called STOOPID!" scene. i about died laughing watching that.

"Pits!"

So many great lines to quote and Im to lazy to type
When I come back someone probaly will have stolen my line

oh well

"you did it to marys mom,you did it to marys mom!"

"Mary hop in to youre new car", " Im not going anywhere with you", "4NOWNEWAY"

ms. wellington "fah-q??"
christopher "tell him it's chinese"

"If U took off yo' chastity belt, U might be able 2 breathe a little better!"

player kids "we have porshe, we have cable...how 'bout it, baby?"

(me and my buddy used that all thru middle school....never worked!)

"Isaac, you know themz my drawzz!"

"Stuff a pillow under her ass, she likes that!"

"Cabbagehead!"

bountyhunterseven2000 said:

LOL, that's only because you didn't really have the porsche.

And the winner is.....

"you expect me to go in a room fulla lights on?"

Gimme a dark room and a Sam Cooke album and I'll show her the real fun

"I aint scared of nothin"
"Are you scared of bats?"
(looks up) "AAHHHH!!"

"...then you get black 'AH! oh shit AHH!'"


(sorry for the paraphrsing but ya'll know the parts Im talking about )

"we definitely have different mothers. Look. . .Chocolate. . .Butterscotch. . "

batmanx said:

" I never danced before midnight..but if you insist"

"maybe if you loosen your chasety belt you could breathe a lil mo betta."

"do you love me? define love."

"When yall gonna get jobs.. I got a job.. dishonest one.. but I got a job."

The whole WRECKA STOW! scene man! hahaha

"You did it to marys mom.... you did it to marys mom..."

"You're real quiet at first..yes.. then you get loud OH!! OH!! YEA!! then you get black CHRISTOPHER!! OH !! SHIT BABAY!! CHRISTOPHER OOHHHHH LORD!!!!!" hahahahahaha

This is really all I could think of at the moment..I've only seen the movie a billion times but who knows.

evenstar3 said:

that line was pretty funny. I also like when she yelled shut up at him afterwards and he started mocking her. But 1 of my favs is when he says "and that says what" during the "wrecka stow" part.

StaticDeth said:

oh my god, yes! soooo fucking funny!

Honey I'll slap the waves out to head!!

8up said:

and that little disgusted noise he made after that...that has me crackin the fuck up every time.

another one: i never dance before midnight...but if you insist...

StaticDeth said:

Damn, I need to see this movie.

Mary: What are you doing?

Chris: Thinking

Mary: ...about what?

Chris: (crunch, crunch)...Sethx...

"Punk!"
"Brat!"
"Giggalo!"
"CABBAGEHEAD!"

and

"Pizza man! You order a pizza ma'am?" (that line is so random!)

someone probably said this one but...

"Ah yo Issac! Stroke it for me a couple times and Don't forget to put a pillow up under her ass. She like that!"

"follow a stupid kid home, see if a stupid person answer the door"

evenstar3 said:

yeah that was funny. and the part when tricky saids to katie." i want my money paid and full or am throwing u out on to the miami streets think i wont." very funny.

"Shut up?! Shut up!? I'm callin yo daddy this instant."

"Isaac in the mooood for drawwwers..."

"Tricky put the phone down!"