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I've thought about it Prince should never have a daughter.
Why? Like Chris Rock says a father's job is to make sure his daughter doesn't grow up to be a pole dancer. Prince doesn't stand a chance. example: Prince: You're not going out dressed like that! Daughter: Why? Atleast my pants don't show my a**. Prince: You have too much makeup on! Daughter: I'm wearing less makeup than you are Dad! Prince: What's the song? Cut it off! Daughter: It's a re-make of your Black Album. Daughter: Dad, I've changed my name to further my career. Prince: What's your new name? Daughter: Vagina. Let's pray he never ever has a daughter! | |
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hahahahahaha!
Prince : I don't really appreciate those explict lyrics with vulgar language Daughter : Uh... dad that's you Prince : GOOO GAWD! | |
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Daughter: (in a little girl voice) "Mommy, why does everyone of daddy's albums
bomb?" Prince: "But I sho was fine back in the day." | |
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  "music is my life partner. the only one who will never EVER leave me"--Tommy Lee | |
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 That's some funny shit  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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Ya'll crazy!!  I got one 4 ya'll though!
Daughter: Dad, how many stepmothers can one girl get! U need another lover like you need a hole in yo head! Prince: Oh Lawd!! I'm back!!!!!!! | |
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LOL! Good shit! Desire, it covers our faces
It happens in curious places Your body, it covers my tower Ecstasy is ours | |
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omg hahahahahah candyland appears each time u smile* | |
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Daughter: Daddy, I'm lonely. I wish I had another litle girl to play with.
Prince: Don't worry, sweetheart. Daddy's getting married tomorrow and then you'll have someone nearer your age to play with every day! Daugher: Yay! Complete stranger (to Prince): Oh my goodness, what a lucky man you are to have two such gorgeous daughters! Daughter: She's not my sister, she's my new mommy! Prince: Age is just a number... Mrs. Prince: Prince, we have to go back to the restaurant, I left my retainer next to my plate | |
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KaleidoscopeEyes said: Daughter: Daddy, I'm lonely. I wish I had another litle girl to play with.
Prince: Don't worry, sweetheart. Daddy's getting married tomorrow and then you'll have someone nearer your age to play with every day! Daugher: Yay! Complete stranger (to Prince): Oh my goodness, what a lucky man you are to have two such gorgeous daughters! Daughter: She's not my sister, she's my new mommy! Prince: Age is just a number... Mrs. Prince: Prince, we have to go back to the restaurant, I left my retainer next to my plate
That was fucking brilliant.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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And of course:
Prince: I said NO! Daughter: But Dad, all my friends are doing it! Prince: If your friends jumped in a lake would you? Daughter: If they let me be in their band, yes! | |
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