[the piccie's from marika over at the 'quake]



Dear Fans/Friends/Geeks/Freaks/Fams (have I mentioned how much I actually hate that term now? stop using it!)/Whomever,

It's been brought to my attention that most--well okay, some of you--have been totally off-kilter due to the fact that I haven't put anything out since Musicology last year and that you're all dying to hear something new from me already. It's nice that ya'll are still so hyped up after all that I did last year and everything (and some of you bastards still ain't pleased with it after the fact) and you're wanting some more...but screw you guys.

That's right. SCREW ALL OF YUZ. I'm on strike, bitches!

I refuse to put out anything else until I see some serenity amongst the fan community...all the fansites out there? prince.org, housequake--even MY OWN fudgin' fansite, hell-ooooo? The minute you guys stop fighting amongst each other and whining and moaning about what I'm not doing (and quit obsessing over my genitals and ass, because that's just creepy), I might just do something. But for now, I'm over here in Brazil. Word has it that I'm here doing a video at the moment--it's all a lie, people! I'm over here taking a breather. And I escaped all you guys. So there.

For those of you with half a brain, thank you so much for telling people that it's not a big deal that I'm not putting music out every hour of the day to appease people. I appreciate it. Now if you'll all excuse me, I gotta go somewhere.

kthxbuyanearwrapfrommywebsite,
Prince

P.S. Deja, I know that I still owe you $7 from a couple years ago. I swear to Jehovah, I will pay you back next time I'm over in Minneapolis. Seriously! I mean it! I'll even take you over to Seward Cafe for brunch or something! Just don't kick my ass, woman!

P.P.S. Whoever's been stalking my wife, please stop it. I will scratch your eyes out with Larry's bass guitar. kthxdieplz.

i'm still peeved because i ordered a large cheese pizza from NPGMC over three months ago and still ain't nobody delivered the damn thing yet.

hehehe

Anxiety said:

ooh wait...flips letter over...there's somethin here that prince crossed out...it sez, umm, "p.p.s. Anxiety, I have a confession to make...I ate your pizza on my way over to Chicago. I couldn't help myself, it smelled soooo good! I owe you, too...and I was gonna throw The Blanket over you again and everything! Forgive me!!!"

that greedy ol' thing.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You know Prince wouldn't say that.

Novabreaker said:

yes he would.

I don't believe one word unless it's on stationary from a vespa dealer

noonblueapples said:

the paper sorta smells like gasoline...close enough?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Nope, that was just Larry trying to burn it

I want to see more new Prince pics.....

klhk2booty said:

then get rid of that gawd-awful avvie you've got, search for some and make a thread of your own.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i'm too lazy.....

klhk2booty said:

Now this is confusing. I might accidentally offer sexual favors to klhk2booty thinking she's a mod.

i love the piccie of prince at the top of this thread. he has antennae!

sextonseven said:

@ the thought of sexual favors.

Anxiety said:

antennae

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

antenni?

klhk2booty said:

You're a wolf in mod's clothing. I'm scared of you.

Anxiety said:

no, you were correct...i was gigglin cuz his bangs do look like little antennae...he's a little worker ant.

HOW LOW CAN THE ORG GET????

A MOD posting psuedo Prince meanderings....

origmnd said:

half the crud that's gone on over the past couple years here, and you call this low?

lhmj...wonder what rates as "high" on your chart, guy.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

When are you going back to the avie that actually was a pic of you? That one was the best.

sextonseven said:

what can she do? with a brat like klhk always on her back, what can she lose?

Anxiety said:

klhk took my avvie away, she took it away...away from meh-ehhh...

Anxiety said:

BRAT? I thought we were friends?




I feel betrayed by a good friend..... This is worst than the camel spider sweater for my vagina, I'm gonna sob quietly.....

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

MODS are SUPPOSED to be betta than the rest...

origmnd said:

no we're not.

show me a mod that acts "better than the rest" and i'll show u a 3 eyed cock sucker from el segundo

to Handclapz


..and you know you're speaking his mind!

TheRealFiness said:

chuckles....

But they like to banish "fake"
and overly sexual (usually HETEROsexual)
threads ?