Okay bitches. I'm on my way to work for the night, so here's some shit fo ya'll until i get home. Which song is cornier? I can't decide. I mean, SOTW is fucking gay as hell, but GB is also shitty. So which one can you do without?

Graffiti Bridge is far more gay than Strays of the World.

I'm gay. I should know.

Tough call

glamslamkid said:

well "Strays of the World" is the better track here.
at least it has some cool moments. all in all it is
a bit ott, but still a good track.
but perhaps i'm rather too partial becuz it has some
"dolphin"-esque qualities to it, the way it starts
and the pop-rock kind of bridges and all.
and since Dolphin is one of my top 10 prince tunes I
can't help but love Strays as well

Grafitti Bridge

For some reason, I love "strays". So Grafitti Bridge gets my vote. But, just to add into the mix, is "3 Chains O Gold" cornier than both of these tracks??

Defo Graffiti Bridge!.

I know Strays of the world is over the top, but i love the bit when he goes in2 that funny voice "Strays of the world....Strays offf theee woorrrllddd, All u boys and girlsss"

Strays of the world

graffiti bridge.

cute melody, though.

I really like "Graffiti Bridge"!

So, I vote for "Strays Of The World"...

Raine said:

A giant of a song, I agree.

Strays of the World is some bullshit. Period. I'm so gald that weak shit wasn't made into a weak ass musical. But how come no one nominated "DOLPHIN"...now THAT'S some CORNY ASS SHIT!

"If I came back as dolphin...blah, blah, blah"...Muh'fucka, just don't come back then, shit! LOL!

Eroticist said:

omg....Strays is SUCH a fucking Xanadu outtake it don't make no sense. All i can picture is the back of the Prince album with him on that damn horse, fucking french flips and all, spreading his arms out and singing "come NoW AlL YeE StRaYs Of ThE WorLd, TheRe'S a PLaCe FoR yOu..." and all these stray ass animals running up to him, snow white style...

Strays...its horrible...cause its as if prince is taking it all serious.

gb always sounded like he was in on the joke...

but the worse by far has to be 3 Chains o Gold.

Grafitti Bridge by far. I would have called it a draw a year ago but I heard it at a friends house and it finally hit me as to how beautiful the song. Now I like it and listen to it instead of pressing the skip button once it comes on.

sosgemini said:

Is that a joke too?

GB is much worse....than almost ANY prince song....

glamslamkid said:

LMAO!

Strays of the World just happens to be one of my favorite songs.

Seriously.

It's so great for all the outcast, on-the-fringe souls out there.

I have a theory (since I always mishear lyrics ... ) that instead of saying all ye boys and girls ... that he REALLY sings "Strays of the world, strays of the world. I am one of you-ou." It really sounds like it.

I'm sure Prince has always felt like a stray soul and this is his ode to those feelings

SynthiaRose said:

err...umm..yeah. he should realing keep those feelings surpressed deep inside his closet along with his homosexuality, and out of the studio.

"Straaays of the woooorld" ...

I think this may be my favorite Prince song to make fun of.

Eroticist said:

Holy crap, this just made my morning! You ain't right.

Let's all just stand together and do sign language to "Poom Poom".

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Anxiety said:

psykosoul said:

Ok, so with your "Gayspertise"...is it gayer than "Dolphin"

I think Gays Of The World beats anything on The Raingay Children and Musigayorgy.

Eroticist said:

I kinda like Dolphin, but Strays of The World is terrible. Even the title is pretentious and over the top. GB is kinda cheesy but Prince pulled it off-- barely.

Both songs are pretty damn corny IMO...but most of his music is only worth one listen too!


I think Prince's whole career is corny....I'm just here for the booty....

They are both quite awful. Not sure which one is worse. Graffitti Bridge is probably my choice...it has a very odd chorus and melody. FOr a title track...it's pretty weak. Srtays is ok...sorta pretty in it's own way. He doesn't do bombast music very well...they always sound too over the top.