Let's say that Prince was smoking a joint and comes up with a brilliant Idea--You're gonna direct his next movie.

The rules are: It must have no cursing, be rated PG or lower, and have a positive message. Also, it can NOT be a biography of his life, as he has reserved that for Justin Timberlake to star in. The movie must also have starring roles by Larry G. and his wife.



What would you create?

Re-make One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or Deliverance.

I'd have the three of them stranded on an island Gilligan Island style. Larry goes crazy after Justin pulls off Tina's top exposing her nipple pierced breast.As the two men savagely beat each other, Tina uses one of Larry's big ol' shoes as a canoe to paddle back to civilization.

i'd do a funk horror musical, with prince having to wear his 'camille' costumes in a role not unlike frank n. furter, and with larry & tina playing a funktified gomez & morticia aadams.

who the hell is Tina?

glamslamkid said:

Larry's wife.

littlemissg said:

But how exactly will this meet the "must have a positive message" criteria? And should I ask how Larry and Tina will fit in??

"Paisley Park" (the movie, based on the lyrics of the song, shot at the complex)

The movie would be full of subliminal messages urging all the audience members to send all their money to Vainandy.

Drumroll please....and the answer is: WHO CARES?

Snap said:

Now THAT would be awesome.
Possibly if you did it "Twin Peakes" style.

CandaceS said:

The positive message in Cuckoo is every one has feelings and important story no matter how different or strange they seem. Prince would play Jack Nickelson's con man role, Tina would be Nurse Ratchel(sp), and Larry can be one of the other crazy people.

In Deliverance, the message is don't jump to conclusions (I think that's what it is anyway) Larry can play the crazy hillybilly who's hunting the city slickers. Prince plays the good guy who drowns.Tina can have whatever female role that's available or she can be the kid with the banjo.

i'd do Teletubbies - the Musical.

Prince could be the little one. (Po?)

The other three would be:

- Diana Ross
- Donald Rumsfeld
- That kid with the "I fuck on the first date" T-shirt.

I'd make a remake of "Oz..."!

The Cast:

Larry Graham as Scarecrow;
Tina Graham as Dorothy;
Joe Cocker as the Lion;
Michael Jackson as the Tin Man;
Prince as Toto the dog.
Tom Jones as Oz the Wizard;
And the Evil Witch of the West would be played by the one and only Liza Minelli!

Cheek said:

ooh!

i want to be one of the Lollipop Guild.

TheFrog said:

I need time to think!








Okay, you're in!!!