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Thread started 04/19/05 8:39am

Novabreaker

If Prince would saw off one of his body parts just for you...


Imagine this scenario:
Prince is standing in front of you with a hacksaw in his hand. To reward your undying fandom he is ready to saw off a piece of himself for you to keep. So what do you take? His thumb? A toe? A piece of his elbow? The choice is yours - but just don't say "penis", because that would mean he would also lose his musical ability to write songs as well. And wanting that would be just selfish.
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Reply #1 posted 04/19/05 8:40am

Handclapsfinga
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first! i get dibs on the brain!
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Reply #2 posted 04/19/05 8:47am

Anxiety

i'd ask him to send his ass to klhk in a godiva box.
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Reply #3 posted 04/19/05 8:49am

Krystal666

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I would just love a lock of his hair so I could sniff it and dream of him. biggrin
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Reply #4 posted 04/19/05 2:46pm

Pondwater

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I wouldn't want him to do that, just give me a sample of his DNA to make Princely Babies.queen queen
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"Shut Up, Already. DAMMM!!!!!!!"
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Reply #5 posted 04/19/05 2:57pm

vainandy

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Anxiety said:

i'd ask him to send his ass to klhk in a godiva box.


evillol She could get one cheek and Zelaira could get the other.
Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #6 posted 04/19/05 2:58pm

Handclapsfinga
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vainandy said:

evillol She could get one cheek and Zelaira could get the other.

nah, i'd give klhk the entire ass. she deserves it. evillol
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Reply #7 posted 04/19/05 2:59pm

Number23

God oh GOD I want his fucking NOSE!.
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Reply #8 posted 04/19/05 3:02pm

Cheek

I need his left tit! evillol
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Reply #9 posted 04/19/05 3:18pm

Anxiety

this thread is gross.
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Reply #10 posted 04/19/05 3:18pm

Mach

omg too f*ckin weird...
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Reply #11 posted 04/19/05 3:32pm

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Anxiety said:

this thread is gross.

want his spinal cord? i won't need it, with it bein attached to his brain n'all.
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Reply #12 posted 04/19/05 3:42pm

Number23

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

this thread is gross.

want his spinal cord? i won't need it, with it bein attached to his brain n'all.

Funny how no-one wants Prince's brain. smile
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Reply #13 posted 04/19/05 3:43pm

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Number23 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


want his spinal cord? i won't need it, with it bein attached to his brain n'all.

Funny how no-one wants Prince's brain. smile

check the first post on this thread.
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Reply #14 posted 04/19/05 3:45pm

Number23

Number23 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


want his spinal cord? i won't need it, with it bein attached to his brain n'all.

Funny how no-one wants Prince's brain. smile

Oh, I've just re-read it. You do want his brain. Would you like to be a brain too? With Prince? In the same jar? Like that Steve Martin film? That was a good movie, but not as good as Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
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Reply #15 posted 04/19/05 4:24pm

klhk

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YUM... drooling Prince booty in a box ....Anx, have it deliverd Fed Ex ASAP, so I get it fresh.... horny


present oral
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Reply #16 posted 04/19/05 4:25pm

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klhk said:

YUM... drooling Prince booty in a box ....Anx, have it deliverd Fed Ex ASAP, so I get it fresh.... horny


present oral

with free straws!
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Reply #17 posted 04/19/05 4:27pm

sitruk7

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

first! i get dibs on the brain!

Then you can really say you have Prince's Dirty Mind! eek
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Reply #18 posted 04/19/05 4:29pm

sitruk7

Novabreaker said:


Imagine this scenario:
The choice is yours - but just don't say "penis", because that would mean he would also lose his musical ability to write songs as well.

Wow! Prince's penis can play 27 instruments?????
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Reply #19 posted 04/19/05 5:45pm

Anxiety

klhk said:

YUM... drooling Prince booty in a box ....Anx, have it deliverd Fed Ex ASAP, so I get it fresh.... horny


present oral


i'll send it FedAss. nod
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Reply #20 posted 04/19/05 5:50pm

Handclapsfinga
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Anxiety said:

klhk said:

YUM... drooling Prince booty in a box ....Anx, have it deliverd Fed Ex ASAP, so I get it fresh.... horny


present oral


i'll send it FedAss. nod

FedAss falloff
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Reply #21 posted 04/19/05 5:56pm

Anxiety

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:



i'll send it FedAss. nod

FedAss falloff


you know me, always with the ass cracks.









jokes. i meant ass JOKES. disbelief
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Reply #22 posted 04/19/05 6:08pm

klhk

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shameful.....
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Reply #23 posted 04/19/05 6:33pm

Anxiety

klhk said:

shameful.....


SUCK I[self-snipped - anx]!!!!!







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Reply #24 posted 04/19/05 6:35pm

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Anxiety said:

klhk said:

shameful.....


SUCK I[self-snipped - anx]!!!!!







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HAHAHA u snipped yourself ...ROFL!!
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Reply #25 posted 04/19/05 7:17pm

Moonwalkbjrain

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pooo i wanted the penis...ok how bout the balls?
or does that count as penis 2?
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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Reply #26 posted 04/19/05 8:59pm

klhk

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Moonwalkbjrain said:

pooo i wanted the penis...ok how bout the balls?
or does that count as penis 2?



yes, it's all penis
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Reply #27 posted 04/20/05 5:33am

AzurePanther

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Hmm his gorgeous eyes so i can put them in a jar and have him stare at me for ever and ever and ever! No other women! Just meeeee batting eyes
No Freestyling.
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Reply #28 posted 04/20/05 5:35am

Handclapsfinga
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AzurePanther said:

Hmm his gorgeous eyes so i can put them in a jar and have him stare at me for ever and ever and ever! No other women! Just meeeee batting eyes

okay, that'd be creepy...i couldn't have the brotha's eyes constantly staring at me from the inside of a jar.

hmm...y'know how jamie foxx and whoever else is like, "don't look at 'im!" i wonder if this shit would go double for just his eyes in a jar. evillol
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Reply #29 posted 04/20/05 5:46am

AzurePanther

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

AzurePanther said:

Hmm his gorgeous eyes so i can put them in a jar and have him stare at me for ever and ever and ever! No other women! Just meeeee batting eyes

okay, that'd be creepy...i couldn't have the brotha's eyes constantly staring at me from the inside of a jar.

hmm...y'know how jamie foxx and whoever else is like, "don't look at 'im!" i wonder if this shit would go double for just his eyes in a jar. evillol


I don't know what that jamie foxx stuff is but if its like "Don't look into the eyes! They'll turn u to stone!" kinda power, you never know...his eyes are quite expressive.... hmmm
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