FunkMistress said:

*dies*

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That big beef slab
Is such a double drag, veggieup...

FunkMistress said:

got to veggiedown...revolutionary salad bowl
goin' to the produce section
how you gonna make me eat some chicken i don't even know?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

...which reminds me: revolutionary fu-ne-raaal!
[Edited 4/22/05 12:08pm]

He invites me to Paisley Park to watch him record some new tracks.He lets me tour the vault. In the Vault, I see rows and rows of (stored in sealed boxes)tapes. I notice the labels on the boxes:

Prince and the Revolution: Unreleased Titles
Lovesexy: The Remaster
Sign "O" Times: The Remaster
Parade: The Remaster

He tells Me, "don't worry the rest of my work is remastered also. You will be the first person to get them."

As I leave the studio, Prince hands me a rather large box "This is for you, but don't open it until you get home"

When I get home, I open the box, inside is Prince's entire domestic release cataloque totally remastered.

The last CD in the box is wrapped in brown paper. I open it, the cover reads: Prince: 12" singles & B-sides Extended versions (1978- Present)

Thats my fantasy

FunkMistress said:

I'm still loosing it on I kinna wanna protect my head

noonblueapples said:

Excuse me but I got a bike like yours
Help me forget it's got a peddle start
Funny but it seems yours is quicker than mine
if it is girl don't leave me behind

Let's pretend theyre harleys

noonblueapples said:

...and drive to the Hall
I won't stop until I've door-knocked them all...



I swore I wouldn't do JW jokes...

FunkMistress said:

Don't worry it's just us three here anyways


(can see the poor guy going door to door on his vespa, holding on to a bunch of flyers that keep blowing in the wind. Do you think he needs to wear a suit, or would they allow that T shirt with the sleeves cut off? Get mistaken for a middle school kid collecting for a walk - athon)
[Edited 4/22/05 12:32pm]

if you don't like the food theyre feeding you
Take a look around, your towns got a coop
Called my old lady for a quick stir-fry
she just picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor
"pork,pork" was all I heard
[Edited 4/22/05 12:48pm]

noonblueapples said:

he'd be ridin down the street, copies of the watchtower in the little basket attachment on the back...and they'd all fall out when he turns a corner or somethin. he'd be rollin up to folks at a stop light like, "do you know god? and do you want a coupon for 20% off organic produce at byerly's?"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Now I see an old banana seat bicycle, wiyh tassles hanging from the grips

noonblueapples said:

omg, i can see 'im ridin down the street now too!

Tell me who in the kitchen know about the shake?
We do!
I mean really?
If U know about soy say "yeah"
yeah
Now if U want it low carb say "oh Yeah"
But if U ain't hip 2 the soy milkshake
Wait-a-minute
Question?
Where can I get help 2 make my bowels loose?
Jamba Juice!

My Prince fantasy is him releasing the greatest album of his career soon.

sitruk7 said:

what was that
soy dogs
aint that a bitch
[Edited 4/26/05 12:28pm]

As usual, tears are running down my cheeks from laughing so hard! Happens everytime I come to this site. God, I love the ORG!!

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My Prince Fanstasy:

I would love to be his muse and inspire him to
pen lyrics and sonnets and such