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Printablenoonblueapples said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: she don't wear no underwear she said they're as polluting as the air Dorothy Laughed said you sound like a Kingdom hall man to me Your kinda cute wanna ride my scoot I said cool but I'm wearing a helmet 'cause i kinna wanna protect my head she said "sounds like a safe man to me mind if i turn on...the blinkers..." omg  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: noonblueapples said: Dorothy Laughed said you sound like a Kingdom hall man to me Your kinda cute wanna ride my scoot I said cool but I'm wearing a helmet 'cause i kinna wanna protect my head she said "sounds like a safe man to me mind if i turn on...the blinkers..." omg I need a moment here, I lost it on "I wanna protect my head" :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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Maybe you should give your folks a call
Tell them you've gone to the vegan ball tell them youre coming home early and you bought a corn husk baby doll :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: 'cause i kinna wanna protect my head she said "sounds like a safe man to me mind if i turn on...the blinkers..." omg I need a moment here, I lost it on "I wanna protect my head" :uncontrollablerofl: | |
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noonblueapples said: Maybe you should give your folks a call
Tell them you've gone to the vegan ball tell them youre coming home early and you bought a corn husk baby doll hot thing...i wanna take u home where we can be alone i could read you vegan recipes and then we could make some mock duck of our own...  | |
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she had the cutest vespa he'd ever seen
he did too, they were meant to be Scrambled eggs are so wrong 4 u know they were baby chicks Kisses never lie if u don't let that milk touch your lips [Edited 4/20/05 20:33pm] :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: she had the cutest vespa he'd ever seen
he did too, tey were meant to be Scrambled eggs are so wrong 4 u know they were baby chicks Kisses never lie if u don't let that milk touch your lips soymilk...can be so nice... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: noonblueapples said: Maybe you should give your folks a call
Tell them you've gone to the vegan ball tell them youre coming home early and you bought a corn husk baby doll hot thing...i wanna take u home where we can be alone i could read you vegan recipes and then we could make some mock duck of our own... Hot Thing Maybe u should give your folks a call Hot Thing Tell them your going 2 the Kingdom Hall Hot Thing I can read Dueteronomy and u-can-read-a-chapter from the Book of Paul | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: noonblueapples said: she had the cutest vespa he'd ever seen
he did too, tey were meant to be Scrambled eggs are so wrong 4 u know they were baby chicks Kisses never lie if u don't let that milk touch your lips soymilk...can be so nice... All that glitters aint Jehova You can pray if you want to it doesn't matter If you stop eating meat I'd sure think it's neat :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: soymilk...can be so nice... All that glitters aint Jehova You can pray if you want to it doesn't matter If you stop eating meat I'd sure think it's neat The reason that your cool is that u eat tofu...and they know it | |
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noonblueapples said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: soymilk...can be so nice... All that glitters aint Jehova You can pray if you want to it doesn't matter If you stop eating meat I'd sure think it's neat you could throw away all your Gruyere... i don't think i'd care  | |
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Look out all u carnivours
u ain't as sharp as me u ain't about 2 get yo' food from an organic grocery Turn it up! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: noonblueapples said: All that glitters aint Jehova You can pray if you want to it doesn't matter If you stop eating meat I'd sure think it's neat you could throw away all your Gruyere... i don't think i'd care Lmao that you referenced :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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sitruk7 said: Look out all u carnivours
u ain't as sharp as me u ain't about 2 get yo' food from an organic grocery Turn it up! :peespantslaughing:
get beets on sale, if u want 2... | |
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Burgers are used to make fat ass's
cow meat, make you wear depends Fast food will call me a liar bacon cost you in the end [Edited 4/20/05 20:52pm] :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: Scrambled eggs are so wrong 4 u know they were baby chicks Kisses never lie if u don't let that milk touch your lips buckwheat pancakes cry my apple butter baby, drips... | |
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still laughing at "I wanna protect my head" :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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so vegan I can't even dine with myself :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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Must be something vegan or I will not eat
that's been the rule with every meal I've had Must be something other than that nasty ol' meat I'll never eat something that had a mother or dad | |
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sitruk7 said: Must be something vegan or I will not eat
that's been the rule with every meal I've had Must be something other than that nasty ol' meat I'll never eat something that had a mother or dad bitch...that gardenburger platter's on special? well so am i...  | |
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fucking ruined a lot of Prince fantasys tonight :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: fucking ruined a lot of Prince fantasys tonight
not really...next time they go to the supermarket and go by the organic food aisle and see the organic zucchini on display, prince'll start singin in their heads. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: sitruk7 said: Must be something vegan or I will not eat
that's been the rule with every meal I've had Must be something other than that nasty ol' meat I'll never eat something that had a mother or dad bitch...that gardenburger platter's on special? well so am i... I wasn't gonna do it, but I found another signature :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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The kinda girl you wanna teach
to eat a peach :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: bitch...that gardenburger platter's on special? well so am i... I wasn't gonna do it, but I found another signature  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: noonblueapples said: I wasn't gonna do it, but I found another signature I need sleep, but we lit the little folder on fire. proud as always to have been called psychic brother :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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noonblueapples said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: I need sleep, but we lit the little folder on fire. proud as always to have been called psychic brother  | |
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I think you are so crazy! | |
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roseland said: I think you are so crazy!
The blinkers on that Vespa are little arms that stick out to show direction, sort of like early VW bugs had. And the horn goes meep meep :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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KaleidoscopeEyes said: Krystal666 said: Do you fantaise about Prince sexualy? I do. Here is my number 1 fantasy:
In my fantasy Prince is not famous and he is not a musician. I am a stripper and he comes into my club one night. He is just a middle aged black man and I become his favorite girl dancing for him. He tells how much he loves my curvy body and big boobs and butt...and how I make him feel like a man. He tells me about his marriage and how he is married to a skinny JW and how she is very cold sexually and they can only do it missionary style and how he loves doggy style and how she won't allow it... Then he buys my panties off of me for 200 dollars and tells me about all the times he gets into his car right after and is so horney he  it before he goes home to his wife.
That my hottest Prince fantasy.  You're a stripper in reality, aren't you Krystal? Maybe one day Prince will go back to his wilder days of yore and come into your club and fall for you..he used to date a stripper from Rick's Cabaret so you never know.    Thanks but I really don't think I am Prince's type-I'm 5'6!  | |
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