i WAS DREAMING YESTERDAY ABOUT HIM AND i WEARING pizza chef hats MAKING A fUCKED uP pizza WITH GUMMY BEARS....I THINK I AM SO WEIRD ABOUT MY INFANTILE TEENAGE DELIMA AND IT ALL CONCERNS PRINCE... I SWEAR SINCE I WAS 17 THIS MAN HAS WET MY INNER THIGHS WITH CUMKINDA STRANGE WACKY FANTSIES. YES, HE IS THE MASTERBLASTER OF THE FUNKIEST KIND. WHAT IS IT/ WHY AM I A TWISTED CLOWN? THE MAN JUST GET'S ME TO LOSE ALL CONTROL. I AM A CONTROL FREAK AND BITCHMASTER BUT FOR PRINCE I LOSE ALL SIMPLICITIES OF THE MIND AND BECOME A JABBERWACKY FOOL. FRIENDS SAY GET AWAY. I CANNOT BECAUSE HE IS THE DREAM.... THE PURPLE FUNKETEER WILL ALWAYS BE THE OWNER OF MY HEART. MY BRAIN...I USED TO REALLY BE MATURE????? A BABBLING TEENAGE NEUROTIC.... SCREAMING AND CRYING ORGASMIC FITS OF TORMENT.... HIT ME WITH YOUR RYTHYM STICK PRINCE AS IAN DURY SAYS DO IT FAST AND GOOD NASTY BOY YOU ROCK....I WOULD NEVER LET U EVER GET OLD OR TIRED. VAMPIRE STUD..... BOB GUCCIONE IS COMING TO LIVE IN FLORIDA.... HUH.....!!!

this line: priceless

yay zelaira!

Zelaira said:

he's communicating with you telepathically Zel , he wants you

moonshine said:

don't feed her that shit!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

it's true , Sheena Easton can confirm everything , Prince has gifts beyond human understanding

moonshine said:

bubbles the chimp could vouch for that too.

I have the mental image of Zel typing this post as head is rotating around 360 degrees and steam is blasting out of her ears while her eyeballs spin wildly in their sockets.

Did anyone besides MYSELF and 2 FREAKY FRIENDS ever see that DUMB movie ???? SOMETHING with FISHES? WHY do I ever think of BARNES and BARNES remember that song FISH HEADS.??? FISH HEADS???? DR DEMENTO songs??? WHAT about BLOWFLY? Ya know he does a rendition of PRINCE'S WHEN DOVES CRY??? It's a SICK TITLE.... Prince told the joke bout the CATHEDRAL...VIKI WAITING and I bought this TWISTED TAPE at a MOTEL 6 in MINNIEWOOD and it had that joke....TRUCKER'S at MOTEL 6. MY friend and ME we stayed out in MINNIEWOOD back when he did those non-stop shows at PAISLEY...YEAR of the CANCELLED SNL.... MOTEL 6 a TRUCKER's NIGHTMARE>>>>> BEDS that sag.....Cheap though.... I bet ya PRINCE would have me dressed in say somew CHEAP skirt with HOLES.....TRAILER TRASH HAIR ROOTS showing with RIPPED stockings and PLATFORMS Dangling a CIGGARETTE.... Basketball SOCKS with PLATFORMS.... Ya know the WOMEN'S GROUPS SAID...PRINCE look at WHAT HE THOUGHT VANITY 6 was....AND I SAY YEAHHHHH!!!!! They said He had PERVERTED DREAMS of WOMEN.....VANITY REBELLED....Ya ,know I AM SO GLAD.... PRINCE IS A MAN..... He LOVEs WOMEN and SEX..... As a FEMALE ya WANNA Attract MEN..... So his IMAGE was RIGHT.....SEXY....VANITY FLIPPEd-OUT..... SHe BLAMED PRINCE ...MEANWHILE she was into DRUGS so THAT DID HER IN.....NOT PRINCE or the VANITY IMAGE....SHe said she BURNED the CLOTHES.... ANYWAY, thank GOD!!!! We have FREEDOM in AMERICA as WOMEN to be FREE..... We can DRESS as WE want to and say what we DARE To..... Somebody was telling me that POT is LEGAL in CANADA and PEOPLE go there so THEy CAN SMOKE without PROBLEMS....Somebody told me that is WHY PEOPLE ....AMERICAN'S like CANADA.....Florida said CANADiAN'S are into POT SMOKING...PAM ANDERSON SAID the WOMEN ARE LOOSE.... SHE SMOKES....Lot's of people who SMILE and LAUGH are HIGH on POT.... Floridian's told me between EUROPE and CANADA...POT SMOKING and HOMOSEXUALITY it's all EASY....Guess why people like all THAT!!!! What ya think bout 50 Cent BKLYN...Being Number 1? He's got a PICTURE of a SCALE and all that COKE front PAGE???? A women who SMOKES POT not having a CHILD ..... STATISTICS say TROUBLE>>>>> Let me NOT tell ya if ya want a CHILD....NO DRUGS!!!!! EVEN Prescription are BAd or CIGGARETTE Smoking.... A REAL HEALTHY WOMEN is VEGETARIAN and DOESN'T SMOKE nor the MAN..... BINGO!!!! Ya can TRY again... JUST SAY NO to DRUGS!!!!! PEOPLE DETOX that BLOOD>>>>> If KEITH RICHARD'S CAN and that was HEROIN...SO CAn YOU? But one did have CLEFT PALETTE. It's just DRUGS>>>>> Jamaican's are ALWAYS SMOKINg that SHIT and they are thinking COOL> TRY having a CHILD smoking POT!!!! UNCOOL> Get rid of the GANJA if ya want CHILDREN.....PEACE and B WILD!!!! Nobody on DRUGS is an EXPERT on ANYTHING ya know they be just HIGH..... So Laugh all ya Want to but if ya OBLIVIOUS you are UNHEALTHY..... Statistics on women's period's and POT SMOKING or LSD BAD.... Men....Bad SPERM..... Can't people just EXERCISE,Eat Right and have SEX? This GIRL is 100% Anti-DRUGS . Drink Carrot Juice..... Beet Juice... Ya gonna kill yourselves with DRUGS....NATURAL is the best...Hit the GYM.....

DIVORCE..... A WONDERFUL THING!!!!

Zelaira said:

I am ONLY STATINg what some FLORIDIAN'S have TOLd Me about CANADIANS ..I DO NOt EVEn KNOW anything ABOUT THIS>>>> WHY do they SAY all this???? What is the Downlow on POT LEGALITY,HOMOSEXUALITY in CANADA???? Seems like a SCANDALOUS Place....

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

I was gonna post a reply to her original question...but that's just too easy!! Dream on Zel!

Why do U have retarded dreams about Prince? Perhaps it's because you're re--

you know what?

That's just waaay too easy

Zelaira said:

logladyedit...
[Edited 4/18/05 18:06pm]

sosgemini said:

I want to APOLOGIZE to everyone. Some guy told me this YESTERDAY on the bus. I meet ALOT of WEIRDOS in HOLLYWOOD. I am so NIAVE to this STUFF. I SUPPOSE it's cause I still act a TEENAGER but SOMETIMES I ACT a FOOL and Have to LAUGH at the UTTER RETARDATION of IT ALL!FORGIVE ME.....

Zelaira said:

why are you apologizing? and for what?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I am laughing so hard at this right now.....thanks

Zelaira said:

It's okay, you just seemed to be a little crazy for a minute. I had a dream about P just last night, and I am 36 years old. I guess because I have been in lust/love with this guy for so long, it's just natural. Anyone who occupies so much of your thought, you are gonna dream about! In most of my dreams P and I are just hangin out as friends, but believe me, that's not what I wish we were doing!

Zelaira said: