independent and unofficial
Prince fan community
Welcome! Sign up or enter username and password to remember me
Forum jump
Forums > Prince: Music and More > Ladies, what if Prince made you this offer...?
« Previous topic  Next topic »
Page 2 of 3 <123>
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
Reply #30 posted 04/10/05 2:48pm

MSERMA

I'd tell Prince that he promised his booty 2 Mani, so now go get Mani's booty!!!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #31 posted 04/10/05 2:50pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

sitruk7 said:

Ok, what if the offer was changed to not being able to listen to his music at all for 7 years?

still no dice.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #32 posted 04/10/05 2:53pm

MSERMA

Let's have a threesome or foursome with P & Mani!!! JW's say that sex is OK.....everybody go get Ur b'control and let's get down
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #33 posted 04/10/05 2:55pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

MSERMA said:

Let's have a threesome or foursome with P & Mani!!! JW's say that sex is OK.....everybody go get Ur b'control and let's get down

  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #34 posted 04/10/05 3:43pm

MSERMA

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

MSERMA said:

Let's have a threesome or foursome with P & Mani!!! JW's say that sex is OK.....everybody go get Ur b'control and let's get down



U don't have 2 hide Ur face Handsclap, Just find a pharmacist that will fill Ur prescription!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #35 posted 04/10/05 3:47pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

MSERMA said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:




U don't have 2 hide Ur face Handsclap, Just find a pharmacist that will fill Ur prescription!

that ain't the reason why i put that banner up--that was outta disbelief, not embarrassment. even if i were on the pill i wouldn't get down.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #36 posted 04/10/05 3:50pm

darn

It would be tempting. But, I need his music!!! But I'm sure the sex would be amazing!!!!!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #37 posted 04/10/05 4:40pm

sisforscandalo
us

avatar

i am agreeing with most of u... my answer would be hell no. Can't LIVE without the music. i could live without the one night stand. i'd want it, and i'm still livin now. so i'd stick with the music.
"music is my life partner. the only one who will never EVER leave me"--Tommy Lee
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #38 posted 04/10/05 5:03pm

seduction747

avatar

I would say YES, because if ever confronted with that type of opportunity and all is said and done, I'd probaboy die of shock and therefore would not have to worry about not listening to his or anyone else's music ever again lol
What am I supposed 2 do when the President can't get nothin' passed?
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #39 posted 04/10/05 5:26pm

Ifsixwuz9

avatar

No. The sex would only last for as long as he could maintain an erection. The music will last forever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
-Miles Davis-
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #40 posted 04/10/05 5:27pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

Ifsixwuz9 said:

No. The sex would only last for as long as he could maintain an erection.

don't say that! you know these cats would be slippin 'im viagra mickies in his drink or somethin...
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #41 posted 04/10/05 5:34pm

Ifsixwuz9

avatar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Ifsixwuz9 said:

No. The sex would only last for as long as he could maintain an erection.

don't say that! you know these cats would be slippin 'im viagra mickies in his drink or somethin...



You're probably right. But I'm more practical. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours are dangerous...so the commercials say. I don't wanna hurt the dude, or have to explain the the paramedics what happened either. wink
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
-Miles Davis-
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #42 posted 04/10/05 5:45pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


don't say that! you know these cats would be slippin 'im viagra mickies in his drink or somethin...



You're probably right. But I'm more practical. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours are dangerous...so the commercials say. I don't wanna hurt the dude, or have to explain the the paramedics what happened either. wink

man...

911 operator: 911, what's the state of your emergency?
fan: uh, i think prince is dead...omg...
911: pardon me? did you say--
fan: yeah, um, i think i killed him...we were making love n'stuff, and he was hittin' it from the back and he just collapsed--(turns away from the phone) prince, don't die on me, you bastard!!!!! i haven't come yet!
911: ooooo-kay...did he have a heart attack, is he bleeding profusely...
fan (sheepishly): okay okay, here's the thing...i slipped him a couple viagra in his soymilk smoothie.
911 (in disbelief): oh geez...
fan: and he's had an erection for 12 hours straight! what do i do, help me!!!!
911: ma'am, you're a dumb-ass.
fan (panicky): but it was either that or being able to listen to his music for the rest of my life! i couldn't say no!!!
911: we're sending over an ambulance. i swear to god, if he's dead i'ma cut yo ass.

*click*
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #43 posted 04/10/05 5:55pm

Ifsixwuz9

avatar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Ifsixwuz9 said:




You're probably right. But I'm more practical. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours are dangerous...so the commercials say. I don't wanna hurt the dude, or have to explain the the paramedics what happened either. wink

man...

911 operator: 911, what's the state of your emergency?
fan: uh, i think prince is dead...omg...
911: pardon me? did you say--
fan: yeah, um, i think i killed him...we were making love n'stuff, and he was hittin' it from the back and he just collapsed--(turns away from the phone) prince, don't die on me, you bastard!!!!! i haven't come yet!
911: ooooo-kay...did he have a heart attack, is he bleeding profusely...
fan (sheepishly): okay okay, here's the thing...i slipped him a couple viagra in his soymilk smoothie.
911 (in disbelief): oh geez...
fan: and he's had an erection for 12 hours straight! what do i do, help me!!!!
911: ma'am, you're a dumb-ass.
fan (panicky): but it was either that or being able to listen to his music for the rest of my life! i couldn't say no!!!
911: we're sending over an ambulance. i swear to god, if he's dead i'ma cut yo ass.

*click*



falloff Exactly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
-Miles Davis-
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #44 posted 04/10/05 6:15pm

rudeboynpg

avatar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Ifsixwuz9 said:




You're probably right. But I'm more practical. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours are dangerous...so the commercials say. I don't wanna hurt the dude, or have to explain the the paramedics what happened either. wink

man...

911 operator: 911, what's the state of your emergency?
fan: uh, i think prince is dead...omg...
911: pardon me? did you say--
fan: yeah, um, i think i killed him...we were making love n'stuff, and he was hittin' it from the back and he just collapsed--(turns away from the phone) prince, don't die on me, you bastard!!!!! i haven't come yet!
911: ooooo-kay...did he have a heart attack, is he bleeding profusely...
fan (sheepishly): okay okay, here's the thing...i slipped him a couple viagra in his soymilk smoothie.
911 (in disbelief): oh geez...
fan: and he's had an erection for 12 hours straight! what do i do, help me!!!!
911: ma'am, you're a dumb-ass.
fan (panicky): but it was either that or being able to listen to his music for the rest of my life! i couldn't say no!!!
911: we're sending over an ambulance. i swear to god, if he's dead i'ma cut yo ass.

*click*


lol
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #45 posted 04/10/05 8:18pm

Muziqkidd7

avatar

Besides the fact that I am madly in love witn my fiance` I couldnt live without his music.
Doesn't it make you smile when you realize no one was there to see the stupid thing you just did?
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #46 posted 04/10/05 8:23pm

sitruk7

Alright, what if he tossed in Larry Graham?
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #47 posted 04/10/05 8:34pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

sitruk7 said:

Alright, what if he tossed in Larry Graham?

th' fuck, you tryin to have us women commit potential sexual hara-kiri?! confused
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #48 posted 04/10/05 8:38pm

sitruk7

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

sitruk7 said:

Alright, what if he tossed in Larry Graham?

th' fuck, you tryin to have us women commit potential sexual hara-kiri?! confused

falloff Big Brother doesn't do it for ya,huh?
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #49 posted 04/11/05 7:35am

MidnightFunk

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

for those of ya'll goin the other route, remember: music is forever. prince fucking you is like two minutes, if that.



That's why I think ur GREAT!!!!!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #50 posted 04/11/05 7:50am

thekidsgirl

avatar

WonderU said:

I'd wait til he was about to cum and say no deal.


SAME HERE! lol

and if that doesn't work, I'll take the music
as for the sex, You can't miss what you've never had shrug
If you will, so will I
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #51 posted 04/11/05 8:12am

Krystal666

avatar

sitruk7 said:

Ok, what if the offer was changed to not being able to listen to his music at all for 7 years?


I would still choose the music. After all no matter how much I fantasie about making love to that man his music is much more important to me=besides if I had sex with him the fantasy would be over-what would I do then? Who would I fantasies about? OMG scary thoughts...scary thoughts... shake
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #52 posted 04/11/05 8:16am

StaticDeth

avatar

I would totatlly not go for that. Although I would still have to try to seduce him and if it worked. Then I would say no deal... this was all on your part this time bud! Not listeing to his music would be like a suicide to me.
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #53 posted 04/11/05 8:38am

destinyismine

avatar

i'd say "no dice" cool the music's more important
How can I live 4 love? I'm calling!!!
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #54 posted 04/11/05 6:36pm

meow85

avatar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

for those of ya'll goin the other route, remember: music is forever. prince fucking you is like two minutes, if that.

falloff

C'mon, give him a little credit! 4 minutes, at least. wink
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #55 posted 04/11/05 7:47pm

LadySMD4

I give him a kiss on the cheeck and a hugging pat hug and said "You kind of nice and cute. But, I love your music better. music I just walk away.
"Welcome 2 The Dawn!"
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #56 posted 04/11/05 7:48pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

meow85 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

for those of ya'll goin the other route, remember: music is forever. prince fucking you is like two minutes, if that.

falloff

C'mon, give him a little credit! 4 minutes, at least. wink

not even. evillol
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #57 posted 04/11/05 10:27pm

meow85

avatar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

meow85 said:


falloff

C'mon, give him a little credit! 4 minutes, at least. wink

not even. evillol

Oh yeah? How do YOU know? Hmm? wink
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #58 posted 04/11/05 10:38pm

prodigalfan

avatar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:




...and a kick in the ass.

falloff

Hands WHERE do you find these stills? That is too funny! Old boy getting his azz kicked by pops for mouthing off. "you looking at me boy?? I knock the piss outta ya!"
You know, I never looked at Linc the same way again after the PR. LOL!
"Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Reply #59 posted 04/11/05 10:41pm

prodigalfan

avatar

HalluRain said:

I'd agree, enjoy a wonderful night, then the next morning I'd change my name to an unpronouncable symbol and declare the contract null and void.





Ain't I a stinker? evillol

lol
"Remember, one man's filler is another man's killer" -- Haystack
  - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator
Page 2 of 3 <123>
  New topic   Printable     (Log in to 'subscribe' to this topic)
« Previous topic  Next topic »
Forums > Prince: Music and More > Ladies, what if Prince made you this offer...?