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Thread started 04/13/05 3:52pm

Zelaira

I HAVE A CONFESSION!!!! PRINCE GROUPIE FOR LIFE!!!

And So It GOES.....I will be TROLLING AROUND the WORLD and have ALL OF YOUR MEMORABILIA since all fans will SELL IT and MOI will BUY IT...I CANNOT SELL PRINCE"S ITEMS EVER.... I HAVE ALL MY POSTERS and Shirts and WHAT HAVE YOU.... I have said to myself ..self.... You WILL BUY NEW and MORE and You WILL STAY FAITHFUL and LOYAL to The PURPLE DEVIL FOX with the ENORMOUS TOOTHY GRIN and TIGHT BOOTY for ALL TIME.... To say he is the BEST...To SAY he is HOT... To SAY how I SWOON is a UNDERSTATEMENT!!!! I am a PRINCE GROUPIE and WHO CARES???? I LOVE his ROYAL SELF!!! ALL HATERS ..... PISS OFF>.... JEHOVAh WHITNESS PRINCE is COOL .....YA can'tDEAL>>>>???? LEAVE!!!! biggrin
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Reply #1 posted 04/13/05 3:55pm

sitruk7

Never would have guessed.
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Reply #2 posted 04/13/05 4:02pm

Anxiety

Zelaira said:

And So It GOES.....I will be TROLLING AROUND the WORLD and have ALL OF YOUR MEMORABILIA since all fans will SELL IT and MOI will BUY IT...I CANNOT SELL PRINCE"S ITEMS EVER.... I HAVE ALL MY POSTERS and Shirts and WHAT HAVE YOU.... I have said to myself ..self.... You WILL BUY NEW and MORE and You WILL STAY FAITHFUL and LOYAL to The PURPLE DEVIL FOX with the ENORMOUS TOOTHY GRIN and TIGHT BOOTY for ALL TIME.... To say he is the BEST...To SAY he is HOT... To SAY how I SWOON is a UNDERSTATEMENT!!!! I am a PRINCE GROUPIE and WHO CARES???? I LOVE his ROYAL SELF!!! ALL HATERS ..... PISS OFF>.... JEHOVAh WHITNESS PRINCE is COOL .....YA can'tDEAL>>>>???? LEAVE!!!! biggrin


i knew it!!!

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Reply #3 posted 04/13/05 4:21pm

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Reply #4 posted 04/13/05 4:23pm

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Reply #5 posted 04/13/05 4:25pm

thekidsgirl

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biggrin Prince is okay I guess biggrin
If you will, so will I
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Reply #6 posted 04/13/05 4:31pm

SquarePeg

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somebody hasn't taken their medication today.... no no no!
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Reply #7 posted 04/13/05 4:40pm

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yay for enthusiasm! thumbs up!
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Reply #8 posted 04/13/05 4:42pm

jayaredee

SquarePeg said:

somebody hasn't taken their medication today.... no no no!


falloff
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Reply #9 posted 04/13/05 5:50pm

Anxiety

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too
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Reply #10 posted 04/13/05 6:00pm

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Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too

falloff
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Reply #11 posted 04/13/05 6:05pm

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I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too


falloff OH. SHIT. that's funny.
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Reply #12 posted 04/13/05 6:06pm

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Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too
this is the funniest fucking post on the Org ever. falloff
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Reply #13 posted 04/13/05 6:06pm

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if there were ever to be a college course for zelaira-dom, i'd want you to be the teacher for it, anx.
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Reply #14 posted 04/13/05 6:07pm

Anxiety

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if there were ever to be a college course for zelaira-dom, i'd want you to be the teacher for it, anx.


i have to tell you, it's a passion of mine.
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Reply #15 posted 04/13/05 6:26pm

AsianBoi777

Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too



falloff

You are possibly the funniest person I have ever semi-known.
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Reply #16 posted 04/14/05 3:18am

mrdespues

oh yes!!!

clapping to anx.

and zelaira...keep OFF those meds...your true self is priceless.
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Reply #17 posted 04/14/05 7:29am

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Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too



falloff thumbs up!
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Reply #18 posted 04/14/05 8:00am

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Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too




God-effing-dammit, Anx, you owe me about seventeen cents worth of black eyeliner, which is now cascading down my cheeks. mad
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Reply #19 posted 04/14/05 4:30pm

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Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol
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Reply #20 posted 04/14/05 5:22pm

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Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too

falloff Kudos to Anxiety for the post di jour! worship
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Reply #21 posted 04/14/05 10:47pm

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it's rough jumping on a trampoline and managing the fondue....

Anxiety said:

I Would Like TO GIVE PRINCE A FORK I FOUND...It Was On The Ground And I PICKED IT UP;; Special For My PURPLE GRINDING SEX BUNNY-GOD OF DOOM...The Fork Is Not Special But I Did WASH It...Moi Painted A Face On The Fork With WHITE OUT,,,But Then I Changed My DIRTY MIND And Washeded It Off...I THINK FORKS ARE SEX...The Forks Are Also Good For COTTAGE CHEESE and PASTA DISHES...I Get All Sweaty When I Think About My Sexple Sexxness Eating Some Large Curd With Our LOVE-FORK And We Feed Each Other Fondue NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...Corn Is Good Too
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Reply #22 posted 04/15/05 3:53am

Heiress

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NAKEDLY NUDE ON A TRAMPOLINE...


eek
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Reply #23 posted 04/15/05 6:15am

Novabreaker

Oh great, now you all have turned this thread into an Anxiety-ass-kissing-jubilee. Why can't we all just appreciate Zelaira's madness for what it is?
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Reply #24 posted 04/15/05 7:11am

Heiress

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Oh great, now you all have turned this thread into an Anxiety-ass-kissing-jubilee. Why can't we all just appreciate Zelaira's madness for what it is?


I appreciate Anxiety's madness for what it is.

and without Zelaira's, he might not have said such a funny thing... cheers to both of them. woot!
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Reply #25 posted 04/16/05 9:57am

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Novabreaker said:

Oh great, now you all have turned this thread into an Anxiety-ass-kissing-jubilee. Why can't we all just appreciate Zelaira's madness for what it is?

oh please, Anx's satirical posts are the only way we can TOLERATE Zeleira's bullshit lol
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