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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: it'd be so fuck'd, now that i think about it...i'll be outta the house, at the store or somethin and my cell phone rings. check the caller i.d.--of course, the incoming number would be unlisted. might be a wrong number, like most folks who call me tend to do...
me: hello? ol' boy: (moans a bit) tell me i'm beautiful... me (taken aback): erm...ex-squeeze me?! who's this? ol' boy: i don't care...just tell me i'm beautiful... me (surprised): hold up...prince, is that you? (silence on the other end of the line, save for the phone being moved around a bit) me (miffed): th' fuck'd you get my number, man?! prince: i found it in the phone book. me: boolshit, fuckjoy. my shit's unlisted. do i have some sorta paris hilton-type phone hack-thing goin on that i ain't known about yet? unless... ol' boy (sounding more plaintive): just tell me i'm beautifu-- me (interrupting): NO, ass! are you l33t? ol' boy: no...i'm horny... me (miffed again): gotdammit... (sudden 'fap-fap-fap' noise on p's end of the line) me: th' hell? are you....masturbating? ol' boy: (heavy breathing n'shit) me: okay, prince o'reilly, i gotta go....fuckin prrrrrv. ol' boy (shocked): no wait! you ain't told me that i'm-- *click*  If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: it'd be so fuck'd, now that i think about it...i'll be outta the house, at the store or somethin and my cell phone rings. check the caller i.d.--of course, the incoming number would be unlisted. might be a wrong number, like most folks who call me tend to do...
me: hello? ol' boy: (moans a bit) tell me i'm beautiful... me (taken aback): erm...ex-squeeze me?! who's this? ol' boy: i don't care...just tell me i'm beautiful... me (surprised): hold up...prince, is that you? (silence on the other end of the line, save for the phone being moved around a bit) me (miffed): th' fuck'd you get my number, man?! prince: i found it in the phone book. me: boolshit, fuckjoy. my shit's unlisted. do i have some sorta paris hilton-type phone hack-thing goin on that i ain't known about yet? unless... ol' boy (sounding more plaintive): just tell me i'm beautifu-- me (interrupting): NO, ass! are you l33t? ol' boy: no...i'm horny... me (miffed again): gotdammit... (sudden 'fap-fap-fap' noise on p's end of the line) me: th' hell? are you....masturbating? ol' boy: (heavy breathing n'shit) me: okay, prince o'reilly, i gotta go....fuckin prrrrrv. ol' boy (shocked): no wait! you ain't told me that i'm-- *click* "The bitch hung up!"  Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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rudeboynpg said: The fuck is up with his eye? If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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"Of course I'll do a remix, Prince!" | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: it'd be so fuck'd, now that i think about it...i'll be outta the house, at the store or somethin and my cell phone rings. check the caller i.d.--of course, the incoming number would be unlisted. might be a wrong number, like most folks who call me tend to do...
me: hello? ol' boy: (moans a bit) tell me i'm beautiful... me (taken aback): erm...ex-squeeze me?! who's this? ol' boy: i don't care...just tell me i'm beautiful... me (surprised): hold up...prince, is that you? (silence on the other end of the line, save for the phone being moved around a bit) me (miffed): th' fuck'd you get my number, man?! prince: i found it in the phone book. me: boolshit, fuckjoy. my shit's unlisted. do i have some sorta paris hilton-type phone hack-thing goin on that i ain't known about yet? unless... ol' boy (sounding more plaintive): just tell me i'm beautifu-- me (interrupting): NO, ass! are you l33t? ol' boy: no...i'm horny... me (miffed again): gotdammit... (sudden 'fap-fap-fap' noise on p's end of the line) me: th' hell? are you....masturbating? ol' boy: (heavy breathing n'shit) me: okay, prince o'reilly, i gotta go....fuckin prrrrrv. ol' boy (shocked): no wait! you ain't told me that i'm-- *click* LMAO  Oh, God, Handsclap, your are TOO funny! | |
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rudeboynpg said: Pretty!!! | |
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