Oww-oof!,
butcherdog wonders why Prince has losened his grip on band members involvement in musical projects outside of his camp? Grrrr woof! Gone, it seems, are the days when Prince would claim that hiring out his band for session work would be like sharing his wife and sacking Time members for their production work with non-prince artists! The current line up appear to have several outside projects. Woof!

First off, you may be the kookiest Orger ever. A dog in a Prince coat. Now I've seen it all.

I'm guessing Prince has learned a few lessons about what happens when you keep too tight a hold on your musicians...less grip, less problems.

ButcherDog said:

HA! Butcherdog u are the funniest fucker in the free fucking world!!!
It's hilarious how to took a hurtful childhood insult from Prince's past
and made it into a online personality!!!

Butcherdog ROCKS!

U are the fucking king dog of comedy!
All hail butcherdog!!

OMG u speak in third person and your avatar is a German Shepard head in Prince clothes ...u r a comedic genious!!!! y r u so damn clever???
You ROCK!!!!! You ROCK!!!!
More from Butcherdog!!!!!


Buthcherdog speak!!!!

Butherdog for President!!!
[Edited 3/22/05 8:44am]

These "band members" are just hired help anyway.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EWM, you always have the answers! I LOVE kissing your ass!

Buthcherdog I'm your #1 fan!!!

I love you Butcherdog!!!!!


SPEAK, SPEAK!

klhk said:

Woof Woof + tail wag. Butcherdog appreciates your support.
[Edited 3/22/05 13:08pm]

YAY!!!!! klhk happy!

come back butcherdog!!!


speak! speak!!!

klhk said:

The other side is better.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EWM, will you marry me?

EvilWhiteMale is missing!!!!

There you go chasing guys off again.

OnionJuice said:

don't be afraid of klhk...

klhk said:

Hey, everybody. I aint tryna get into any fanfiction or anything like that, but let me tell ya'll about FIRST time I acutally met klhk. See, me and brother were chillin at the mall out in Arlington, when suddenly this guy just yelled out "oh shit, there she is!" We look over and there she was. Then a stampede of guys run right by us, leaving just me and brah behind.

You see, me and brother aint from Arlington, we're Oak Cliff-born, Duncanville residents. Klhk's got Arlington locked down, she's sort of imfamous around the part of town.

So anyway, we didn't understand the whole thing, we're just standing there leaning against the ledge by the escalators. She walked over towards us and asked me what I considered fun. I replied "I dont know, what are you into?" She said "fun things". So I suggested that we go downstairs to the arcades. So we went to the arcades (where she also ran everybody the fuck up out of there, too) and we played that electronic game where you have to dance on those pads. Needless to say, man, I went Soul Train on her ass and won.

Then I noticed a piece of a wire on her shirt. At first, me and brother thought she was a police informant. And since we got warrants and shit, we was about to run up out that muthafucka, but she said she wasn't one. So she pulled up her long shirt and showed us something. The wire was connected to a battery pack belt that was around her waist; the other end of the wire was hooked up to a vibrator. She grabbed the vibrator from the holder, turned it on high and asked which one of us wanted to be first. Come to find out she was psyho-freak.

Me and brah took off running. And this girl chased us from Sears to JC Penny to Foleys to Dillards to the ice-skating ring to the food court to Suncoast to Rainbow Cookies to everywhere around the mall. We ran up in the Men's restroom and she ran up in there too with her female ass. Every guy up in the restroom were scared as hell of her. She was swinging that vibrator around like a samurai sword. She demanded that everybody strip out of their clothes and lay face down on the floor, but me and brother managed to dodge her while she was busy torturing them. We had lost her, so we went out the nearest exit, even though we parked our ride way on the other side of the mall. So get outside and run around the mall and get in our car. As were backin up, she jumps on hood from out of nowhere. Her vibrator is on so high that its putting cracks the windshield. The mall security guard shows up and makes her get off the hood. As we're driving off, we look back and see her ramming the vibrator up the security guard's ass. It was funny for a minute cause he was had his walkie-talkie in his hand like he was tryna call for back up.

And since then, me and brother been sneeking into Arlington and keeping a low-profile.

HA!....wtf?????.....vibrator?.....ParksMall.....phochofreak..... .....wtf?.....HA! Thanks a lot Onionjuice!!! But you forgot to tell them about the whip cream I sprayed all over the mall while I was chasing you down, you also didn't mention the Robot Prince I had on a gold leash and chain that goes everywhere I go. Why didn't you tell them that you paid bond to get me relesed from jail that night for desroying public property, then you and your brother came over to my apartment that same night and changed into your Prince 1982 era outfits , bikini briefs, high heel boots, and knee highs, and yall performed the whole dirty mind album right in my living room!!!
The I got horny and you guys asked me if I had anymore dildos and I showed you my private collection of didlos and yall both fainted....while you both were out, I had my way with you both, then I called a cab to take you both back to your part of town.

klhk said:

I'm not ready to marry yet, but I am available for wild sexual intercourse.

EvilWhiteMale said:

that's even better!!!

klhk said:

Damn right it is.

EvilWhiteMale said:

Say mayne, you don't wanna have wild sex with that girl, trust me. She's really a psycho-freak, kinda like "the Exorcist" meets hardcore porno. KnowwhatImsayin? Plus, you know she enjoys guy-on-guy action, so she'll strap that dildo on and plug ya up and have you walkin up outta her place with you ass all greasy and excruciating. You'll be at you crib takin a cold-ass shower, hugging yourself and cryin like a lil girl. Watch out.

OnionJuice said:

You talk like you know from experience...

klhk said:

Cause thats what you did to one of my homeboys. He don't walk the same no more.

OnionJuice said:

u sure it wasn't you?
[Edited 3/27/05 12:20pm]

klhk said:

Naw, he told me all about it.

oinionjuice needs a shot of bootyjuice w/a pinch of lemon...

klhk said:

No, thanx. I ain't interested in trying one of your favorite mixed cocktail drinks.

OnionJuice said:

oh please! my vagina is connected to a feeding tube, please don't let her die from dickhydration.....hehehehehehehehhe
[Edited 3/31/05 21:21pm]

klhk said:

Psycho-freak

n

A person with an abnormal personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral excessive sexual desire without empathy or remorse.
[Edited 3/31/05 21:34pm]

OnionJuice said:

cool....is that what your Dr. told you?