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Prince calls you up.... ...he's horney and wants a booty call. What do you do?
I think you all know what my awnser would be.  Heh Heh. | |
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 Let me think...
That is not hard 2 anwser. YES!!! I would B  all over the phone. lol[Edited 3/29/05 11:47am] | |
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"th' hell you get my phone number you bitch, my shit's unlisted!" *click* | |
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hope i have a rape whistle to blow into the phone. PERVERT! | |
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Krystal666 said: ...he's horney and wants a booty call. What do you do?
I think you all know what my awnser would be. Heh Heh. L.Londel McMillian would never let Prince do that! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Tell him:
Baby for you, I'm like 7-11.     | |
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Anxiety said: hope i have a rape whistle to blow into the phone. PERVERT!
even better..."you want blown? well, here ya go--TWEEEEE!!!!!" | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: hope i have a rape whistle to blow into the phone. PERVERT!
even better..."you want blown? well, here ya go--TWEEEEE!!!!!" 
he'd probably just think i'm trying to communicate with him in his native language, and he'd reply with an especially shrill "OWWAH!!!" | |
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Krystal666 said: ...he's horney and wants a booty call. What do you do?
I think you all know what my awnser would be. Heh Heh. Tell him to call Blockbuster?
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i'd tell him i use AT&T, so he'd better just SPRINT himself off my phone.  | |
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FunkMistress said: Krystal666 said: ...he's horney and wants a booty call. What do you do?
I think you all know what my awnser would be. Heh Heh. Tell him to call Blockbuster?
LOL! I met Tommy Davidson once. He was very nice. Anyway back to Prince...and | |
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"Sup brotha!" | |
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Shiiiiit.....I'd JUMP all over that. Shiiit.....We'd help eachother out! Satify ALL of our needs u feel me?  I probably would just to say that I did!  OH YEAH! I'd be all over that like white on rice, we'd become one! OH YES INDEEDY! Fo' sho'.....
HAAHHHAAAAA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1 I need help.....Hahahahahahaha! Forgive me, I had to, I DEFFINETELY would do'..... ------;;;;;' | |
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"Hey Princey, uh my place or yours?" If you will, so will I | |
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 Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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rudeboynpg said: Uh-oh! He's got that horny look in his eye.  | |
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rudeboynpg said:
"...thekth." | |
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Anxiety said: rudeboynpg said:
"...thekth." Fuck u beat me to it lol... | |
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Anxiety said: "...thekth."
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Call Back in another 10 years,*click* ::the number you have reached ***-***-**** is currently not avalible:: Class of 08' | |
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Is he smoking a joint?
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AsianBomb777 said: Is he smoking a joint?
since when did the light reflecting off of the headboard of the bed look like a joint? next thing you know you'll probably find a vagina somewhere in this screencap.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AsianBomb777 said: Is he smoking a joint?
since when did the light reflecting off of the headboard of the bed look like a joint? next thing you know you'll probably find a vagina somewhere in this screencap.  | |
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I's tell him to go home to his wife and her booty. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: since when did the light reflecting off of the headboard of the bed look like a joint? next thing you know you'll probably find a vagina somewhere in this screencap. omfg, he looks like the human version of towelie.... | |
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rudeboynpg said: Prince "Hey Kurt, I sincerely wanna fornicate the taste out of your mouth." me "Hell no!!! I'm happily married and love pussy way to much to ever jump ships!" (I hang up) 15 minutes later after I star 69 Prince... Prince(answering the phone) "What it is?" me "Will you perform Shockadelica live???" | |
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sitruk7 said: rudeboynpg said: Prince "Hey Kurt, I sincerely wanna fornicate the taste out of your mouth." me "Hell no!!! I'm happily married and love pussy way to much to ever jump ships!" (I hang up) 15 minutes later after I star 69 Prince... Prince(answering the phone) "What it is?" me "Will you perform Shockadelica live???"
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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sitruk7 said: rudeboynpg said: Prince "Hey Kurt, I sincerely wanna fornicate the taste out of your mouth." me "Hell no!!! I'm happily married and love pussy way to much to ever jump ships!" (I hang up) 15 minutes later after I star 69 Prince... Prince(answering the phone) "What it is?" me "Will you perform Shockadelica live???" Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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sitruk7 said: rudeboynpg said: Prince "Hey Kurt, I sincerely wanna fornicate the taste out of your mouth." me "Hell no!!! I'm happily married and love pussy way to much to ever jump ships!" (I hang up) 15 minutes later after I star 69 Prince... Prince(answering the phone) "What it is?" me "Will you perform Shockadelica live???"  Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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it'd be so fuck'd, now that i think about it...i'll be outta the house, at the store or somethin and my cell phone rings. check the caller i.d.--of course, the incoming number would be unlisted. might be a wrong number, like most folks who call me tend to do...
me: hello? ol' boy: (moans a bit) tell me i'm beautiful... me (taken aback): erm...ex-squeeze me?! who's this? ol' boy: i don't care...just tell me i'm beautiful... me (surprised): hold up...prince, is that you? (silence on the other end of the line, save for the phone being moved around a bit) me (miffed): th' fuck'd you get my number, man?! prince: i found it in the phone book. me: boolshit, fuckjoy. my shit's unlisted. do i have some sorta paris hilton-type phone hack-thing goin on that i ain't known about yet? unless... ol' boy (sounding more plaintive): just tell me i'm beautifu-- me (interrupting): NO, ass! are you l33t? ol' boy: no...i'm horny... me (miffed again): gotdammit... (sudden 'fap-fap-fap' noise on p's end of the line) me: th' hell? are you....masturbating? ol' boy: (heavy breathing n'shit) me: okay, prince o'reilly, i gotta go....fuckin prrrrrv. ol' boy (shocked): no wait! you ain't told me that i'm-- *click* | |
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