Changed - Get the funk (fuck) up, Batman….

Misinterpreted – Sugar, (Shorty) you know what I’m saying to you this evening….. Surely (shorty) , (shorty), you can see. (If I Was Your Girl Friend)

Inserted - Might not know it now, (Motherfucker I try hard), Baby but I'm a star

In Endorphine Machine

Actual lyrics:
Lights, camera, make a scene
Endorphine machine

What I thought:
Lights, camera, action please
Endorphine Machine

Yeah, Prince is that polite. I don't think so.

Paisly Park:


There is a park that is known for retracing our steps,
Colerful people who's dies are a swept ONWASIGH (on wah sigh???)
The smile on thier face speaks of profrowntensity,
as where they're going, they'll tell you nowhere,
They've taken a lifetime lease on the paisley Park.


(Hey, I was only 13 when I heard this song, o.k?)

I know at least one person who got this wrong just like me
she even has an org acount nominated to it:

Pink Cashmere


oohoo the cycle never ends



oohoo the psycho neverhands

My name is Chris and I am funky! -Just doesn't work does it? It's actually what he says though.

Please...don't get me started on this....

Basically i slip a "bitch" in here or there. Damn. I just woke up. I can't think of any right now.

oh man...

i got some:

from:"1999"

"but before i let that happen,i did spot it half the way"

"war is all around us,my mom and sis prepare to fight"
"if you did come to party, there's a party knocking on my door!"


From "Eye No"

"if you can't find your way.everybody say.olly olly oxen free,everybody ain't got it made!"

"why you don't wanna live life's to have a good time"

avatarfunk said:

Kiss:

It's hard to decide whether he's sayin "you gotta not talk dirty baby" or you gotta know how to talk dirty baby" I know now it's choice b but I wasn't sure early on.
[Edited 3/24/05 17:15pm]

DavidW said:

LOL!! That's funny, cuz I made that same mistake with "Private Joy" when I first heard it! "If anybody asks you, you belong to Chris!" I was 13 at the time with a huge crush on a guy named Chris! Ahhh, puppy love!

I Would Die 4 U:

instead of "darling if u want me to", I would say "baby if u want me to" I COULD NOT understand what he was saying.

"animals' strykurius poses..."

andyman91 said:

"and the most strike-curious poses" that's my version.

Controversy:
"Do I Believe in God, Do I Believe in Me?"
what I thought:
"You Happy Little Girl, Do Not Believe a Thing:

7:
"With an intellect and a savoir-faire"
What I Thought:
"With an intellect and a sidewalk affair" (My French Teacher Would Kill Me)

I No:
"No! Is what Spooky Electric say, it's not OK"
What I Thought:
"No! Lets Do The Electric Slide, it's not OK"