It’s nighttime, Paisley Park staff is away and Prince and the NPG are snorting heroin with Rick James. Prince enjoyed the drugs and the music, yet Prince was miserable with his life. Prince decides to relive his younger days so he asks Rick James to braid his hair and put blue bows at the ends, like in the RAVE days. Rick gets the comb and grease to grease Prince’s scalp and the blue bows. When his hair is done Rick and Maceo help Prince into his tight blue suit from the RAVE cover. By this time the rest of the NPG has fallen asleep on the floor. Prince still had a sense of unsatisfaction so Prince suggested that the three of them should go on a quest to Neverland Ranch to steal the elephant mans bones and prove MJ’s innocence all in one night. They wanted to be known for freeing Michael Jackson of his ever mounting problems and gain worldwide fame. They catch the red eye from MPLS to California, the whole way they play an exciting game of monopoly and naked twister while snorting more heroin. By the end of the flight Rick James was dead from an overdose of heroin and hair grease. Prince and Maceo notice the dead and bloated body so they lift Rick James corpse into a wheelchair and proceed with their plans to steal elephant mans bones from Neverland Ranch. Neverland is a ghost town and there is no security to protect the property. All the flowers have died and the zoo animals are dead from starvation and drug overdoses. Prince and Maceo attempt to revive the zoo creatures using CPR and Heimlich maneuver but their efforts are useless. They begin to sob on the pavement over the deaths of the zoo animals, Prince is non consolable and needs time to readjust. They snort more heroin and proceed into MJ’s home to find MJ in his bedroom passed out in his hyperbaric chamber from an overdose of painkillers and Valium. Prince and Maceo spot the coveted bones in the corner of the bedroom, they park Rick James wheelchair near the door and Prince and Maceo tip toe across the room to the location of the valuable bones. Much to Prince’s delight, the bones did not weigh much and were easily removable from it’s protective glass case. Prince and Maceo notice a taxidermy Bubbles and they begin to converse with it and offer it heroin, just as a sleeping MJ wakes up to discover a small silluette in the corner of his eye. MJ perks up and begins to do a mating dance in his infamous pajamas for the small intruder in high heels. Maceo screams for MJ to stop his nonsense right away. Prince is angered by MJ’s superior dancing skills and challenges MJ to a dance off in MJ’s bedroom witnessed by Maceo Parker, dead Rick James, taxidermy Bubbles and the elephant mans bones. The dance off proceeds and Maceo sits down to take score. Unexpectedly, elephant man bones get’s up and walks out the room in disbelief. Maceo, Prince and MJ are stunned but ignore the walking bones to continue the dance off. Three hours into the dance off and MJ and Prince are tottaly drained of energy and can not dance any more, Maceo begins to announce the winner just as Papa Joe Jackson enters the room with his belt swinging at Prince and MJ. Papa Joe begins to beat and curse the 46 yr old grown ass men for their foolishness, Maceo hides behind dead Rick James and his wheelchair, Prince and MJ can only accept the beating Papa Joe had in store, he was too dominate for them to handle, Papa Joe lashed at both men, disgusted with both their performances MJ and Prince began too.....

Oh please!! This shit is so cooked!!

Call for their heroes, who are none other than...Dr.Phil and Bob Saget! The mighty Phil and Bob take down Papa Joe, and ask to attend Prince,Maceo,Taxidery Bubbles,Michael, and dead Rick James on their journey to find the elephant mans bones!

klhk said:

try and strpe tease for papa joe and he aint havin it. altho their slightly fem.ways are inticing.papajoe resists then MJ calls for debbie rowe to help them escape....all the while prince begins to hump the stuffed bubbles like he was a last meal and then...

that's one big paragraph.

Rick James is dead

klhk said:

beg for their lives.
"No papa, please don't hurt us", Micheal bgean to sob
"shut up u little twit", Papa Joe shouted
Prince stood there and watched as micheal took a beating from his father, prince looked around and said
"hell no, no man ain't whupping my ass!, I'm a grown ass man , I ain't gotta take shite from nobody, u hear that nobody"
papa joe said listen here little "princess" u sit there and finish brading ur hair"
Prince gasped and covererd his mouth with his hand and looked round in disbelief
"look Bitch,Prince said, u ready to throw down or what? get back muthafucka! u don't know me like that" prince started waving his arms around, the heroin now starting to take effect, and grabbing his crotch " u want to mess wid me esssaaayy, u don't know me bitch! i'm a crazy M.F"
just then Papa Joe turned on the radio and phil Collins' "In The Air Of The Night" started playing
"god dammit i hate this fucking song" Micheal said
prince continued arguing with joe when who else but Micheal Bolton!!!! walks into the room
"ow lawd ,not this wanna be soul muthafucka" Micheal said to prince
"hey Micheal whatcha doin here? prince asked
micheal replied...

Once upon a time in the mid-eighties...

Wanting to redeem himself from the embarassment of the 1983 James Brown insident, Prince rides his winged pegasas horse to the magical Neverland Ranch. After reaching his destination, Prince calls out his musical arch enemy.

Prince "You've embarassed me infront of my greatest musical inspiration, the Godfather of Soul himself,James Brown! You did something to my head!Now tell me, where are you?? Answer me mother f***er!!"


After impatiently waiting 10 minutes and having written 4 songs about it, Prince begins to call up Sheila E, Sheena Easton and Appolonia in hopes of luring the King of Pop out of hiding.Michael doesn't come out but Tito, Randy and Jermaine Jackson do.

"None of you are the Jackson I'm looking for.Begone!! Ow-wah!" the Purple One exclaimes as he gives each Jackson a dose of his "Bela Lugosi" eyes. Each member of the Jackson 5 then flees in fear.

Prince then walks past giraffes and ballons, elephants and flowers."Hmmm" paused Prince "I'm feeling a song coming along. Yes...Giraffes and ball..."

Before he can finish his sentence, Prince is attacked by a chimpansee. After disposing of it with an exploding cigar, Prince then sees an oxygen chamber.

"How do you work this thing?" Prince wonders "It's not opening! There must be something wrong with the machinery??"

Suddenly the chamber opens and Michael Jackson rises from it like Dracula and says"Who dares open my whitening machine? It clearly says on the side, 'Do not open until four years'"

Prince "It's me fool! Get yo' lazy ass up outta that machine cousin'!"


to be continued.....by me later

sitruk7 said:

LOL!!

Michael "Well, if it isn't my media arch rival Prince? Gone to any James Brown concerts lately?Hee! Hee!"

Prince(pointing)"Lay off that."

Michael "I will always be the King of Pop and you...you'll never be anything more than a Prince."

Prince "Maybe so, but there's one thing I've got that you'll never have."

Michael "A nose?"

Prince "Ok..two thing you'll never have. Talent and...yes a nose.My voice is getting higher and I ain't never had my nose done."

Michael "Well, I've got something you'll never have Prince"

Prince "Your virginity?"

Michael "Very funny. Why with all the boys I...never mind.I've got Jesus."

Prince "What do you mean? I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God."

Michael "No, I mean I've got Jesus Juice. I slipped it in your drink the night of that James Brown concert."

Prince "Aha! That's it! I'll have to tell everybody at Prince.org that I wasn't high that night. Right after I tell them that I'm not gay!"

Michael "You're not gay?...SECURITY!!!"


At that point all the ghouls from the Thriller video crawl out of the wood works. Surrounded, Prince looks around and suddenly, he turns into a purple dove and flies away. Not before pooping on Michael's head and exclaiming "Game.Blouses."

sitruk7 said:

HA! That was excellent!

Thanks!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

He was there like a jedi ghost.