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Thread started 03/03/05 10:57am

klhk

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My secret emails from Prince

Years ago I recieved several suspicious emails from an unnamed author. I still have the emails on paper. The emails were all written in Prince Speak and they are in poetic form. Has anyone else ever been contaced by a mysterious stranger with no name?
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Reply #1 posted 03/03/05 10:58am

CalhounSq

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touched I missed you touched
heart prince I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it prince heart
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Reply #2 posted 03/03/05 11:22am

ufoclub

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klhk, I have a little story for you... but I have to dig up the email... back in the npgmc song contest days...
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Reply #3 posted 03/03/05 11:26am

thedoorkeeper

klhk said:

Years ago I recieved several suspicious
emails from an unnamed author.


In what way were these e-mails suspicious?????
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Reply #4 posted 03/03/05 11:28am

klhk

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Bigger Or Smaller? More Lies, If Eye Call Her?

Strange how The Complex can make anOTHER amused
And yet that which is simple, can become so CONfused
It's not what Eye "think", that would make U believe
But whether or not, ONE intends to deceive

That which is 'normal' is not always 'true'
How comfortable, with The PROportions, of Ur body, are U?
Could U show Me Ur Truths, or would they reveal Lies?
Candice, what's 'normal', is not based on size

"So U Thought U Just Might Lose Ur Mind Today
Brother Pushin' Dat Game On Ya, As If U Wanna Play
Askin' U Every Other Sentence If Them Titties Are Real..."
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Reply #5 posted 03/03/05 11:30am

klhk

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He Leaves Her Bewildered, For The Truth Would Have Killed Her

CONfusion, Her state, She cannot UnderStand
That which has Her 'bewildered' is not what He planned
In Her space, She remains, but She's there all alone
For He will not enter, into Her 'reality zone'

She does not believe, so He leaves Her in doubt
Her mind could not handle what this is all about
There are lines She won't cross, they're a part of Her mind
So She'll never figure out what ONE has designed

"Shhh, Break It Down, Eye Don't Want Nobody Else...2 Hear The Sound"
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Reply #6 posted 03/03/05 11:33am

Handclapsfinga
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looks like some fambot's hunting you down...
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Reply #7 posted 03/03/05 11:33am

MidnightFunk

what the ????

tell us more...
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Reply #8 posted 03/03/05 11:34am

klhk

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Capital Offense: Time Is The Past Tense

If U had ONE question, would U not ask IT of ONE?
Then why not ask of anOTHER, what anOTHER's begun?
Is IT really important, the letters Eye choose?
If ONE has big Eyes, should ONE 'think' less of U's?

Is length that important, if ONE 'comes' like a song?
Candice, remember, there's no such thing as 'long'
That 'time' does not stop, is a thought so sublime
So to answer Ur question...since The Beginning of Time

"In The Beginning, God Made The Sea, But On The Seventh Day He Made Me"
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Reply #9 posted 03/03/05 11:36am

MidnightFunk

what is the "rest of the story"
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Reply #10 posted 03/03/05 11:41am

klhk

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I have about 9 more of these emails and I truly believe P did write them. If he didn't someone out there is a great P impersonator. I'm not gonna post the things I said to him cause it sounds really corny but he would always reply to the emails days or weeks later.
[Edited 3/3/05 11:45am]
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Reply #11 posted 03/03/05 11:43am

thedoorkeeper

biggrin I dare anyone to prove Prince didn't write them to you!
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Reply #12 posted 03/03/05 11:44am

MidnightFunk

but why u?

what connection do u have...

I mean that in a curious way...NOT...that I don't believe you...
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Reply #13 posted 03/03/05 11:45am

Handclapsfinga
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biggrin I dare anyone to prove Prince didn't write them to you!

the stuff in these e-mails is actually easy to read. when's the last time p's ever had anything this easy to read, sans the princebonics and purple mumbo-jumbo?

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Reply #14 posted 03/03/05 11:51am

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Is Making Out All U're About?

His words now CONfuse Her, He cannot speak 'plain'
She 'thinks' He's a weirdo, He's only insane
She gives Him Her number, although She's not sure
In the hope He will bite, and swallow The Lure

She ponders His address, just what does IT mean?
He ponders Her body, that has yet to be seen
She cannot 'upset' Him, for He cannot fall
He writes 'cuz She's different, but compares Her to All

"EyeM Unique In The Respect EyeMnotU"
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Reply #15 posted 03/03/05 11:54am

sosgemini

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maybe it was one of the carpetmunching lesbians you pissed off back in the day..


evil




glad to see you have mellowed though with age cool


...sorta. wink
Space for sale...
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Reply #16 posted 03/03/05 11:57am

Handclapsfinga
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yup...totally hokey. klhk, i think you've been princepunk'd.
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Reply #17 posted 03/03/05 11:59am

MidnightFunk

I wanna believe..but what's the back story?

Why U?
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Reply #18 posted 03/03/05 12:01pm

klhk

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hey sos, i'm only 25 I still have a lot more childish immaturity in me!
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Reply #19 posted 03/03/05 12:05pm

klhk

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MidnightFunk said:

I wanna believe..but what's the back story?

Why U?



well it all started back at the old org when i used to write some terrible things about Prince, i made up a lot of lies and insisted they were true, don't feel like getting into now.
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Reply #20 posted 03/03/05 12:06pm

MidnightFunk

klhk said:

MidnightFunk said:

I wanna believe..but what's the back story?

Why U?



well it all started back at the old org when i used to write some terrible things about Prince, i made up a lot of lies and insisted they were true, don't feel like getting into now.



Orgnote me....I am VERY interested in this
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Reply #21 posted 03/03/05 12:07pm

MidnightFunk

VERY interested...
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Reply #22 posted 03/03/05 12:10pm

Handclapsfinga
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klhk said:

MidnightFunk said:

I wanna believe..but what's the back story?

Why U?



well it all started back at the old org when i used to write some terrible things about Prince, i made up a lot of lies and insisted they were true, don't feel like getting into now.

that stuff was classic, tho'...lol
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Reply #23 posted 03/03/05 12:12pm

MidnightFunk

I missed out...huh?
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Reply #24 posted 03/03/05 12:15pm

klhk

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

klhk said:




well it all started back at the old org when i used to write some terrible things about Prince, i made up a lot of lies and insisted they were true, don't feel like getting into now.

that stuff was classic, tho'...lol



you know, i was calling Prince's ass bootylicious way before beyonce came out with that song.
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Reply #25 posted 03/03/05 12:18pm

MidnightFunk

but why do u think it was him?
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Reply #26 posted 03/03/05 12:22pm

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klhk said:

I have about 9 more of these emails and I truly believe P did write them. If he didn't someone out there is a great P impersonator.



Not that great. confused
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Reply #27 posted 03/03/05 12:43pm

klhk

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no body asked you misstress of funk.
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Reply #28 posted 03/03/05 1:00pm

Snap

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Reply #29 posted 03/03/05 1:09pm

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Dearest Klhk, eye have been looking 4 u. eye'm dissapointed that u would post emails eye've sent 2 you privately on a public forum,those were meant for u're eyes only. eye was really happy that u've decided 2 return to the org and sadly eye put off sending u that orgnote inviting you 2 eat my ass. Finally, the day eye had the time to do this, eye come 2 my forum and see this thread. This changes the way eye've felt about u all this time. How can eye trust u anymore? Today eye was getting papers together 2 leave Mani and Larry, so eye could b with u. How could u betray me like this? eye loved u! eye've had constant fantasies of u and eye making passionate love and u voraciously devouring my ass. *sigh* There r many songs in my vault that were written for u're ears only, eye've even shot another "gangsta glam" video 'cuz u loved the first one so much, only this time eye was wearing nothing while rollerskating. After this betrayl, u'll never hear or see any of this material. eye can only pray that u'll find peace with god and hope that he'll bless you with the understanding of your transgression. Until then.



peace heart GOD yes

prince
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