Okay folks, can someone far hipper and cool than I can explain to me what the fuck "Clockin' The Jizz" means? Its mentioned twice on the "Gett Off" maxi-single. What, is it timing how fast you orgasm? Is it hitting someone upside the head with a big ol' spray of seminal fluid? Please explain to this less-than-down white boy just what the hell Prince and his crew are going on about with this. The recent "Gangster Glam video thread reminded me of this bizzare piece of Princely lyricism.

wish I knew myself stella

JediMaster said:

That just turned me on.

I asked this same question a while ago. From what everyone told me it means timing your orgasm so you don't come to fast. You know premature ejaculation doesn't keep the hot Prince ladies happy.

Krystal666 said:

Okay, that would make sense. Hey, its as good a theory as any!

Any other ideas?

RazzBeret said:

You should consider a career in porn!

there was a thread about this a while back. i think it's just something tony m. would say when he couldn't think of anything else.

Anxiety said:

Yeah he sure said it alot but in the video remember when that girl was kissing Prince and Prince mouthed "Clocking all the jizz" to Tony M.'s voice?? Yeah even Prince needs to clock the jizz from time to time!

clock
1) To regard an act or object.
2) The act of hitting a person.
3) A gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) To gauge, to estimate, to time.

1) You clockin' that hot AMG?
2) Try to steal my AMG, I'll clock you.
3) These new 340 km/h AMG clocks rule!
4) Cop clocked me at 340 in my AMG!


jizz
Term for semen, to ejaculate. Thus used to mean something was so good that it inspires orgasm.
"It was the nicest lookin' car, was totally jizz-worthy"

"The way she bent over and looked at, it was a jizz moment"



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JediMaster said:

'clockin the jizz' is a term used on America'a Funniest Home Videos to determine on a given night how the audience is reacting to that amazingly charismatic guy, bob saget

JediMaster said:

..If only porn considered fat,ugly,nerds...

RazzBeret said:

"Holy low self-esteem Batman! This kid needs a hug!"

JediMaster said:

perhaps tony m. likes to get sprayed. doesn't he say 'mmmmm clockin the jizz?'. sounds like he thinks its delicious. hahahaa.

RazzBeret said:

awww don't think of yourself that way. You're only young anyways. I used to be chubby and wore glasses and people referred to me as a fat ugly nerd.
It wasn't nice of them, but i grew out of it..

Besides, all the cool kids smoke themselves to their graves anyways so it's no better being them.

We should all invest in a deck of Slang Flash Cards so we can brush up.

if i don't clock my jizz, it bubbles over and sticks to the saucepan.

Universaluv said:

you're the shit! Good job with the definitions. Clocking your jizz, takes timing and practice. The bottom line from a male perspective is: you don't want to jizz before your girl/mate does. In most cases you have that damn refractory period (post orgasm, you can't obtain/maintain an rection again for a period of time, bout a 5 min average.) You have to love how women can just cum, and keep goin! Ooooohhh Wee! Yes Sirrr!
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Mmmm this thread just made me think of something....how long is the time between Prince's pre-cum and his real cum. Oh how I want to watch Prince shoot his load!

Anxiety said:

RazzBeret said:

Have you never heard of Ron Jeremy? He's the biggest neame in porn and there is no fatter, uglier nerd than he.

Krystal666 said:

Somewhere this thread took a really wrong turn.

I always thought that 'Clocking the jizz' meant 'Check out that hot chick, she is jizz worthy'. That's how my buddies and I at college used it anyhow.

Krystal666 said:

Wow

I just took it literally to mean "clocking the squirts of jizz"

you know, Prince and numerology and all "squirt" - "check"

dealodelandron said:

he likes bukkake?

cinnamonjo said:

cinnamonjo said:

I know u're clockin' the jizz... But u should be clockin' the time!


[way off]

JediMaster said:

Oh yes...I know about Ron Jeremy...but I just assumed he was hot when he was younger...no..?