I’m a nice guy, so when JW’s have solicited me, I’ve given them 10 to 20 minutes of my time. If P solicited you, would you stay and listen knowing full well that if you mentioned you were a crazy fan, he would bolt. How far would you take it?

lilgish said:

No. I'll tell him I'm happy with my faith, but he can come in and lurk on the org with me.

Sure! If Prince came knocking I'd have him in for refreshments and invite him to stay for dinner- Hey spend the night! He could talk all the smack he wanted- it wouldn't matter- Prince is in my livingroom!

Anyone else knocks- I'm not even answering the door!

I'd tell him I'm happy with my spirituality as-is, thankyouverymuch, but that if he wanted to have an actual discussion instead of trying to convert me he'd be more than welcome to come in and talk.

I've offered this to other Witnesses when they come preaching, but so far not one has taken me up on my offer, prefering instead to repeat back their dogma and insist that my beliefs are wrong.

no.

If he knocked on my door I would pretend like I had no clue who he was
and invite him in for a drink.


I would pretend to listen to his nonsense all the while I will be starring at his sexy manparts
and planning how I could keep him longer. Them I would ask to be excused to my room, where I would go to my secret closet and get my Larry Grahm robot.

Me and Larry Grahm robot will dance seductively and seduce Prince into removing his clothing. Prince will not be able to resist the combined sex appeal of me and Larry Grahm Robot. He will crawl butt naked on the floor and down my hallway, like in the when dove's cry video, to my
master bedroom. He will see the bedroom is painted purple and there are many Prince sex robots that are out of use because they need maintaneince.
Prince will screetch and moan with pleasure when he sees my sexy purple bed and he will jump on the purple blanketed bed and sweetly ask me to do many things to him. I will say "Yes", then me and Larry Grahm robot will do the things we've been dreaming of for a long time.

at Paisley Park at the Xenophobia celebration, my friend Alexandra and I wandered into a little library room that was filled with JW pamphlets and books, we were quickly told that that room wasn't meant to be gotten into...

ha ha.... the Larry-bot dreams?

klhk said:

LOL.....you're too much...lololololololol

klhk said:

ufoclub said:

so u just "wandered" huh?

hell no.

i don't open my door 4 the regular people jw (on the rare occassion they come)
and i aint gon listen 2 it from prince.

Oh the fams did endure a 4 hour lecture to be around Prince. It was documented in the documentary by Kevin Smith and on his story-telling dvd.

meow85 said:

that sums it up for me. i'd love to chat with him about religion and spirituality, certainly.

lilgish said:

For Prince I would take it up my ass (that's takin' it pretty far for a straight guy right?)
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NO

CynthiasSocks said:

I totally agree with you

Jillibean said:

no..
please go back to being dirty, already!

nah..id tell him im happy travelling the spiritual path im on right now (which is exploring all religions) but if he would like 2 tell me what he knows about his religion without pushing it on me, id be happy 2 brew some peach tea and sit down 2 listen....or just talk about life in general..

well whenever Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door, I tell them my religion but I invite them in 4 a looooong like an hr/2hr chat, lol. And we discuss all, eat food, drink , laugh etc and then they gotta get up and knock on all the other doors, so my answer yea, if it's prince or other Witness.

I'd give a lecture right back.

No. Period.

Hell NO!
No direspect.

you know..I don't think I would have been able to open the door in the first place...i think if he came knocking on MY door, that I would have just stared at him through the screen and thinking..."omg.....omg....omg.....omg! it's not him..it couldn't be him...it AIN'T HIM! omg.....Prince is outside MY DOOR ON MY PORCH! omg....this is a dream that i don't want to wake up from...omg.....THANK YA JESUS LAWD IN HEAVEN!" then i woulda finally opened the door and just stared not telling him he could come in...just staring...at his beautiful eyes and face.....while he talked....I wouldn't be able to listen...so to answer the q.....I don't think I would be able to handle a conversation with him..even if it was just hi and bye....I woulda died

I would. It would be interesting to hear his views.

I have a friend at work who belongs to the JWs and sometimes she starts
unconciously preaching so if I can listen to her
then I certainly would listen to him

...Though when I open the door in my Musicology t-shirt and he hears
Billy Jack Bitch blarring in the backround.
He'd probaly march right away from my doorstep

I Already Have . It's just NOT ME! I have Absolutely NOTHING AGAINST them or ANY Religion but I'm just NOT 100% but I suppose as MANi I would CONVERT if MY HUSBAND WAS PRINCE. I just like to PARTY with Birthdays and SUCH Ya Know.

Poor Prince. As much as I myself am uninterested in converting to the JW religion or being "lectured to" about it, I still feel for his being so passionate about his faith and his wanting to spread knowledge about it...but having to put up with dealing with fakeass phony fans who also have no interest in the religion yet pretend they do "just to be around him".

In many ways it must suck to be Prince and never know if the person you're talking to is being sincere and genuine, or if they're only another psychofam merely wanting the opportunity to be near their idol and who are just feigning interest in what he's saying in order to achieve that nearness.

I respect Prince as a person and his love of his faith and because I do, if he began a JW lecture to me I'd tell him straight out that I am happy with my chosen faith and have no desire to convert to JW. Anything less than that is dishonest, disrespectful, and belittling to him, imo.

I'd love to discuss with him spirituality in general, however.

thekidsgirl said:

Anxiety said:

I'd love to just sit and have a serious discussion with him. He strikes me as someone who does a lot of thinking, and it'd be cool to get his point of view on things.