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Tina unzipps Prince's fly and is disappointed to find that he's not aroused... "Damn, not you too? What tha hell is it gonna take for a horny woman to get some round here?" Suddenly the door opens and in walks Lenny, he checks out the scene he walks in on and begins to smile. "Prince, if you can't handle this hottie, man I GOT'S YO BACK!" Tina smiles seductively and shoves Prince out the way...she slowly saunters up to Lenny and grabs his zipper... back I go to lurking  feel better, feel good, feel wonderful | |
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a huge mound of public hair spills forth.
"Aaaah! The Missing Link!" Tina screams. "Hold up Honey, that's just the wrapping, the package is in there too!" Lenny explained fishing in his pants. Prince starts to feel a little queasy so he grabs the shopping bag from Target, and leaves the room. He stubbles down the hallway past an open janitor's closet. Inside he sees a cleaning cart with a maid's uniform on it. Prince smiles as a plan takes shape in his mind. Prince enters the closet and makes a dazzling transformation into a high-heeled motel maid. 'Now, I can avenge Larry', Prince thinks as he desends down the steps and crosses the street. He enters through the White Mansion lobby and is confronted by no other than... | |
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littlemissg said: 'Now, I can avenge Larry', Prince thinks as he desends down the steps and crosses the street. He enters through the White Mansion lobby and is confronted by no other than... 'Mani, what are you doing here!' Prince said straighting the skirt and apron of his maid's uniform. Mani eyes were wide with surprise at Prince's outfit,'Don't you look cute Sugarbear. I came to help you, I got a plan...' | |
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littlemissg said: littlemissg said: 'Now, I can avenge Larry', Prince thinks as he desends down the steps and crosses the street. He enters through the White Mansion lobby and is confronted by no other than... 'Mani, what are you doing here!' Prince said straighting the skirt and apron of his maid's uniform. Mani eyes were wide with surprise at Prince's outfit,'Don't you look cute Sugarbear. I came to help you, I got a plan...' "Here is what we will do, mani said, i will sneak up on the girls,try to seduce them and then double cross them so that u can get ur revenge." mani continued rambling on when prince noticed a strange figure walk into thee club.A tall female dressed in a muslim garland with a "poncho" thrown cleverly over her shoulders. she could be haerd humming the tune from "Arabian nights" "Oh My Gosh, isnt that Martha??" prince asked "yeah, I Think so, but she looks so different", Mani said "Yeah well i heard she was some bald lady named "Rosco"'s bitch in prison", Prince said "Princey Poo!,Mani said, be nice and that means 20 dollars for the swear jar when we get home" The nelsons continued laughing until Marth a came up to them, caught off guard they both stopped laughing immediately. "hello Martha" prince said fixing his apron "Salam Myay Laykoom, Martha said, and my name is no longer Martha i am now known as "El Shahadai -al Queriri" "what??", Prince asked looking round @ Mani "I am Here to protest what u americans are doing to my people in Iraq", Ms. al Queriri said "Your People??, just the other day u called them terrorist bastards who - Prince said just as martha cut him off "what i did then has no bearing now, being in jail gave me alot of time to lift weights and convert to Islam", Ms. Queriri said "well whatever El Shahadai al Queriri formerly known as martha"ego maniac" Stewart." Mani said as she and prince both began laughing "Well i see ur now a waitress here @ the white Mansion prince, what's the matter people got tired of ur redundant, new soul, wanna be style?" El Shahadai said "Now u listen here Bitch-" prince said just about ready to whup martha's ass "No prince just let her be, like she said she lifted wieghts in jail", Mani reminded him The Trio continued on until the lights in the club suddenly dimmed and a stage began to rise from a compartment in the floor. the stage was vastly decorated with pictures of janet reno , Rosie o Donell & Avril Lavigne. "Curse u Americans! Curse u for what u have to done to us", Martha siad "Oh Shut it Martha" prince said just then the lights in the stage flashed a mysterious voice said hello . it turned out to be who else but... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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OMG, You guys are some funny mutherfuckers.
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Xavier23 said: littlemissg said: 'Mani, what are you doing here!' Prince said straighting the skirt and apron of his maid's uniform. Mani eyes were wide with surprise at Prince's outfit,'Don't you look cute Sugarbear. I came to help you, I got a plan...' "Here is what we will do, mani said, i will sneak up on the girls,try to seduce them and then double cross them so that u can get ur revenge." mani continued rambling on when prince noticed a strange figure walk into thee club.A tall female dressed in a muslim garland with a "poncho" thrown cleverly over her shoulders. she could be haerd humming the tune from "Arabian nights" "Oh My Gosh, isnt that Martha??" prince asked "yeah, I Think so, but she looks so different", Mani said "Yeah well i heard she was some bald lady named "Rosco"'s bitch in prison", Prince said "Princey Poo!,Mani said, be nice and that means 20 dollars for the swear jar when we get home" The nelsons continued laughing until Marth a came up to them, caught off guard they both stopped laughing immediately. "hello Martha" prince said fixing his apron "Salam Myay Laykoom, Martha said, and my name is no longer Martha i am now known as "El Shahadai -al Queriri" "what??", Prince asked looking round @ Mani "I am Here to protest what u americans are doing to my people in Iraq", Ms. al Queriri said "Your People??, just the other day u called them terrorist bastards who - Prince said just as martha cut him off "what i did then has no bearing now, being in jail gave me alot of time to lift weights and convert to Islam", Ms. Queriri said "well whatever El Shahadai al Queriri formerly known as martha"ego maniac" Stewart." Mani said as she and prince both began laughing "Well i see ur now a waitress here @ the white Mansion prince, what's the matter people got tired of ur redundant, new soul, wanna be style?" El Shahadai said "Now u listen here Bitch-" prince said just about ready to whup martha's ass "No prince just let her be, like she said she lifted wieghts in jail", Mani reminded him The Trio continued on until the lights in the club suddenly dimmed and a stage began to rise from a compartment in the floor. the stage was vastly decorated with pictures of janet reno , Rosie o Donell & Avril Lavigne. "Curse u Americans! Curse u for what u have to done to us", Martha siad "Oh Shut it Martha" prince said just then the lights in the stage flashed a mysterious voice said hello . it turned out to be who else but... Micheal Bolton!!!!! "what the hell are u doing here?", Prince asked Micheal replied..... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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"I just got back from a very intense basket weaving seminar." Michael Replied.
"oh, o.k." prince replies suspiciously. "Say Prince, Have U heard my rendition of GlamSlam?" Prince replied..... | |
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