“Snooky, Are you awake?”
“Zzzzzz.”
“Sweetie?”
“Hmmmm”.
“Prince!” Mani yelled.
“Wh-?” Prince sat up startled.
“Oh good, you’re awake. I just had the weirdest dream.” Mani said
“Was I in it?” Prince asked yawning.
“Yes, very much so” Mani answered
“Were we making love?” Prince asked
“It wasn’t that kind of dream dear.”
“Would you like it to be?” Prince asked sliding his arm around Mani.
“I want to talk about my dream. I have to know what’s it about.”
Prince knew that he had better listen or there would be trouble later. Prince was also hoping that Maneula might need the ‘services’ of her husband to get back to sleep. Resting his head on his bent elbow, Prince said “Tell me all about it”
Mani began....

It was U, me and mayte. Me and Mayte started.....

Oooh...

....started beating each other with baseball bats....

to see who was gonna get this man.....

"Man! What Man!?" Prince demanded.

Mani begins....

"We were in a hotel bedroom, in bed having sex, when the suddenly when Mayte, Jill Jones, Ingrid Chavez, Apollonia and Robin Power all came bursting through the door wearing nothing about dominatrix attire and strap-on dildos. Mayte said "You abandoned us and left us without careers, Prince! Now we want revenge! We're gonna screw your lil wifey here just like you screwed us. After we're done with her, you're next..."Kid"! But first we want you to watch."
They grabbed you and tied you up to a chair with the bed sheets and Jill gags you with her panties. Robin Power grabs me by the hair and saids "Give me some sugar, bitch" then sticks her tounge in mouth and swirls it around and sucks the wetness out of my mouth, then slams back down on the bed. I could feel the smugded traces of her dark lipstick on my lips. Then she stood up in the bed with bottles of wine and poored it all over me. Ingrid lifted both my legs in the air and Apples slid in right underneath me and I felt the warm moisture of her taunting whispers in my right ear. And Jill set down on my chest and vaginal-scented rubbed fingers across my lips while she held a camcorder in my face. And.....

OnionJuice said:

OnionJuice said:

If you're a guy and your dick ain't hard after reading that, you're probably gay.

Um...I'm just gonna go.

OnionJuice said:

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN DR.PHIL FROM THE "7" VIDEO COMES IN WITH AN AK-47 AND STARTS BLOWING ALL THE WASTED PROTEGES STRAIGHT TO HELL AND RESCUES PRINCE AND MANI, BUT THEN PUNCHES PRINCE OUT, THROWS MANI IN THE BACK OF HIS LIMO, AND...



sorry, I always have to tie in the Dr.Phil lookalike from the "7" video into these little stories...I have a Dr.Phil fetish.

OnionJuice said:

wow man...that was.whooaa

RazzBeret said:

proceeds to drive to the never land Ranch.
'Micheal will be proud of me', he says
'where are u taking me?, mani asked
'to the never land ranch, dr. p. said, Michael wants to study ur brain to see if maybe u have the cure for autism
'but im not autistic!, mani shouted
'you would have to be autistic to marry Prince', dr. phil said as he sped down the highway barely missing cars as he approached neverland ranch.
'we are here' dr. phil said to mani as they approched a colored gate with a blue dolphin perched in the middle draped with sparkles and glitter.
'did u take me home?, mani asked, this sure looks like our gate'
dr. phil walked up to the gate, 'what's the password? ,a voice asked
'tommy motola is a racist' dr. phil said and the gate opened a computer generated voice said "SHALOM"
Micheal came out and walked over to mani and started to examine her.
'HOW ARE U TODAY?' micheal asked mani in a very loud voice
'unlike u, mani said, i am not tone deaf'
'oh poor thing, micheal said, WE WANT TO HELP YOU, now mikey will just study ur little brain to try to figure out what's wrong with you.
just then a rumblinh noise could be heard in the distance, then a fabulously dressed Prince apperard out of nowhere
'get ur child molestin' hands off my wife' prince said
Prince had on a white shal over his white tuxedo ruffle shirt like the outfit in the 'I would Die 4 u' video
'you know what, prince said, i challenge u to a xiao- lin showdown'
just then prince ,mikey, mani & dr. phil were surprised to see who else but....

CARMEN ELECTRA! She comes out of nowhere dressed fine in a silk dress that actually transforms into the Bitch Beater.....she whips all their asses and punches Mani and Maytes' lights out and says..."You STOLE MY MAN!! THE FUCKING NERVE!" And then puts Prince over her shoulder and runs away back to his house in her hooker boots.
When they arrive at his house she ties him to his bed and gags him. She then commences to trying to take his pants off...."I know you missed me.everyone does. You are sorry.I know you are.I forgive you. Now....WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING!!!! You made a shit album and just left me and moved on! Oh no honey you don't leave this! I'm going to have you one way or the other!" She says while taking off his thong. Then she.....

smiles and says "you can come out now honey". Then Dave Navarro comes out of the closet where he's been hiding. He walks over to the bed and says "ooh, I've been waiting for this for some time now, the way Carmen goes on and on about your love making skills...I've wanted a piece of you for years".

Then Dennis Rodman comes out of the closet as well saying "ooh don't forget about me, I want a piece of this action".

VanitySixx said:

*fights the urge to include Dr.Phil 7 reference in post*

MEANWHILE....Robin Power, Mayte, Ingrid, Jill & Apples (still in their dominatrix outfits w/ strap-on dildos) are all in a drop-top convertible chasing Mani (running half-naked bare-footed) at no more than 10 mph down a street at night.

The femme fatales yell taunts at Mani while chasing her:
Apples: "Wheres your Prince now, Mani-puss?"
Robin Power: "C'mon, baby! Gimmie a piece of that sweet cinnamon ass".
Mayte: "Ooooo...that ass looks delicious in high beams."
Ingrid: "Dont you wanna go back my place? Its just around the corner!"

Robin: "Okay, playtime is over. Im through playin with this lil bitch. Lets get her!"

Robin Power stops the car, Ingrid gets out and runs, grabs a handful of Mani's lengthy hair and pulls her back over to the car. Ingrid bends Mani over the front hood of the car and reaches into Mani's panties and squeezes her nicely-shaped tight asscheeks, lightly cliching them with her fingernails. Jill gets out of the car with her camcorder and walks around the foot and captures the shot in the luminance of the car's high beams. Robin gets out and leans in close to Mani placing her elbows on the hood.

Robin: "Hey Cinnamon. Hey...you Remember, Kat, right? That lil NPG whore? Bitch tried to front me earlier today, so we turned her lil trife ass out...right there in the studio. Hahaha...we had the DAT machine running too, recording her breathing hard and screaming and shit. We'll play it back for it you later but uh, oh, and we screwed the lil sound engineer, too. Girl, you should've seen the funny faces he made....but we think he liked it. Yeah, Kat's probably somewhere all sprung out and shit. But uh...we're gonna do the same to you, Cinnamon."

Ingrid then begins spanking Mani on the ass repeatedly. Apples and Matye remained seated in the car admiring the agony on Mani's face. Mayte looks on as she playfully strokes the strapon dildo thats pointing up from her lap. Then Apples' cell phone begins ringing. Apples answers it.

Apples: "Yeah?...yeah we got her....uh-huh....hmmmm....really?....Great! We're on our way right now!" *hangs up* "Hey girls! That was Wendy & Lisa! They just beat the shit out of Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman and left them stomped out in a dark alley, and they've kidnapped Prince too. Oh, and get this - Carman Electra just go down with us, too. I told Wendy & Lisa that got we Mani and they said that they also want a piece of the bitch too. But anyway, they want us to meet them at the spot ASAP for a little RPG of "Witness For The Prosecution"."

Robin Power: "Tight! Let's roll!"

They all get back in the droptop convertible. Mayte, in the passenger seat, has Mani handcuffed with her ass sitting "directly on Mayte's lap". Robin hits a few hydradulic switches and they drive off at 40mph bouncing up and down. They hit the streets in moonlighting as they drive off to.....
[Edited 2/26/05 17:03pm]

An abandoned movie theater.
'Princey loved to do it in theaters. He did me twice in one.' Robin said
'I still don't know what happens at the end of Free Willy because of Prince!' Mayte complained.
'Willy went free.' Mani answered rolling her eyes at the ex-whatever but not Prince's ex-wife because they got an annulment.
Mani was dragged down to the stage in front of a curved screen. The theater was decorated with purple silk, faux fur rugs, burning incense, and candles. Mani is tied spread eagle to the king-size brass bed in the middle of the stage . Mani struggled and threaten the group to no avail. Prince was carried in kicking and screaming, held high over the heads of Wendy and Lisa.
"Your hubby is here now the show can begin." laughed Ingrid.

Prince screams...
[Edited 2/26/05 17:35pm]

"What the HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!! Get your fucking hands off my wife your mother fuckers! You better get your damned contaminated fingers off me also Wendy and Lisa.....it's not my fault you guys made a shit album or shall I say shit music vid...don't be fucking mad at me...I had nothing to do with that....." Said a fierce angry Prince.

"Shut the fuck up "Kid"!" Said Wendy and Lisa at the same time.
"oh lawd.please forgive me for me language.." Said Prince in a quiet voice.
"Shut yo spiritual ass up now!" Said Wendy.
"Yeah please do!" Said Lisa








Just then Chick comes out of nowhere and....

Tish4 said:

knocks Wendy's and Lisa's heads together leaving them KO'd on the floor. The rest of the hoochies were no match for him.Chick took them all out, throwing them around like ragdolls, then he freed us.
'Chick! Your dead man!' Prince exclaimed confused.
'Not if you need me Prince' Chick said smiling ear to ear like Santa Claus.

'Then he took our hands, and suddenly we were standing on a beach naked and he was gone.' Mani continued
'That sounds like Chick. What happened next Manikins?' Prince said urging his wife to continue the story.

'We were on the beach...
[Edited 2/28/05 17:20pm]

And we were close to making mad love together.....seriously. You got that look in your eye.....you know the one I'm talking about. But we were interupted by Vanity.....she just up and decided to kick you square in your butt..I laughed cuz it was funny. I shouldn't have. Anyway.....after she kicked you she bent over and put her heel on my throat and said that if I tried to stop her.....that her heel would go deeper into my throat. So I didn't..
Next,she throws you over her shoulder and struts off looking me dead in the eyes..

"Baby.....you have some of the weirdest dreams.....First I am cursing..Next I am kidnapped or mannapped about 5 or 6 times and then Chick magically appears out of nowhere..alive.....What next? Denise rapes me? She's a reverend you know?" said a very confused yet quite sexy looking Prince.

"Baby.....I didn't finish and no she didn't "rape" you..it was worst than that.....she tortured you.....because she had loved you and she felt abandoned. So it was her way of payback." Said Mani quietly.

"What do you mean she tortured me? Payback..... She shouldn't to that....Come on...you have to be leaving something important out..You shouldn't have woken me up if you weren't going to tell the whole thing. What happened EXACTLY?" Said Prince getting very annoyed.

"Ok ok.....look, she took you to her place and gagged you....." Mani began.

"How many times am I supposed to get gagged in this dream?.." Said The One.

"I don't know.....you wanted the dream now I'm telling you it.stop interutping." Said Mani.

"Fine....go ahead. What else?.." Said Prince.

"Um.....she then tied your hands and feet to the bed..." She trailed off and looked at Prince, knowing what he must have been thinking.

" ..... go on..." Said Prince.

"And then she had some kind of tool....like a chainsaw and you wouldn't believe what she did with it.."

"What..... cut off my balls and made me eat them?.."

"That's gross but no...she didn't touch your testicles or your penis..." Said Mani.

"Ok..what did she do then?..." Said Prince not really caring anymore and only wanting to go to sleep.

"She.....
[Edited 2/27/05 11:22am]

sorry double post
[Edited 2/27/05 11:16am]

OnionJuice said:

Please write a book...

Tish4 said:

carved a log into a life sized replica of you. It was very good, much better than you think you could achieve with a chainsaw. It was then I burst through the door to rescue you. I got there quickly becaused I prayed to God for wings."

Prince, "Uh-huh."

'Denise turned toward me and says she still misses talking to you. So she made the statue, because it was just as good for a conversation as you are. I try to argue the point, but she's right unless your'e talking religion, basketball, business or music.'

'OH REALLY!' an insulted Prince replied.

'Yeah really. Anyway, we untie you. You see my wings and ask me to fly you to..
[Edited 2/27/05 12:39pm]

The dawn! (Prince's Idea of the dawn in this story is back at his house...cuz it's heavenly)
Later when we arrive at the houe and go to the kitchen. We reflect on how weird the day was and ask eachother why we thought the girls were acting so crazy.

Mani said, "you began asking questions and asked.....
[Edited 2/27/05 13:45pm]

littlemissg said:

Mani continues:

"But BEFORE I came bursting through Vanity's door to rescue you, I had another major situation to get out of first. While I thought you were gettin sexually tortured by Denise, elsewhere...Robin Power and the other bitches were in hot pursuit of me. I ran into a bedroom and hid under a bed. The mattress was pretty low but I managed to fit under it. After 5 minutes, I hear somebody come in, I peeped through the heavy spread and it was Wendy & Lisa. I was as still and as quiet as possible. They were talkin about some fun while other girls looked around the premises for me. They both got in the bed. I could feel the mattress kind of weight down on me. And I heard them discussing some of the other things they had in store for you. I heard them say something about Denise "renting" you, thats I how I knew to find you, but anyway. Suddenly a pair of leather panties landed on the floor in front of my me. Then another pair of panties. Then some fishnet stockings. Then a bra. Then a pack of lubricant. I heard Wendy tell Lisa to keep her high-heels on.

Suddenly, "Computer Blue" blasted from was the speakers like "you ready, Lisa?" You know that song off that soundtrack. Then they clapped and the lights went out and they turned on a strobe light. Then I felt a bunch of commotion going on - the mattress came was poundin down on me repeatedly. Hard. Kinda of mushing me to the floor. Besides the music, I heard alot of breathing, grunting, panting and shouting. I peeped through the spread and looked at through the mirror across from the bed to see what was happenin from above. I could barely see anything other then two naked bodies even with the strobe lighting flickering.

They must've had the extended version of that song cause I swear this went on for 10 mins. After the song went off, I heard one of them say "okay, my turn now". Then the song started by over and they went at it again. Even with the mattress kinda mushing down on me, I somehow doozed of to sleep. When I woke up, the room was still dark with the strobe like still on, their funky lingerie was still on the floor, some light rock tune was playing, sounded like something they composed themselves, I didn't feel or hear anything going on. I peeped at the mirror and saw the two of them layin naked on top of each other. I couldn't tell if they were sleepin or not, but I definately could smell the scent of sex in the air. Then....."
[Edited 2/27/05 12:52pm]

If there ever was a fan fiction forum on this board, I would definitely nominate Onion Juice for mod.

Oh, my...