would you stand up for your dad? (like you already do now)

would you be embarrassed?

would you try to have sex with your dad? (like i would if he was my daddy)

im bored... haha cant u tell

If Prince were my daddy I'd be much better looking!

sexkitten04 said:

...but if he were my dad, my teenage years woulda been hell. i'd have all these female friends, but only cuz prince would be my father. i can see it all now:

"hey deja, can i come over to your house tonight and hang out?"
"sure, but i gotta ask my dad--"
"omg, your dad's gonna be home?!"
"well, yeah..."
"ohhhhh man...dude, your dad is SO HOT...is he goin out with anybody?"
"uh, yeah....MY MOM. fuckjoy."
"c'mon, have him break up with your mom so i can have a chance with him!!! you gotta! pleeeeease?"
"piss off."


....my teen years (and the rest of my life, for that matter) would be royally (no pun intended) fuck'd.

SnowQueen said:

awwww that's so sweet and sad at once.

Absolutely



hell no, can you imagine what'd be like for MJ's kids once they grow up?



NO



yes but you're a sex kitten so i forgive you

x infinity.

MetroArea said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ha HaH!!!

If Prince were my Dad:

***My allowance would have been a lot more

***People would have been asking me in high school why I have posters of my Dad all over the wall

***I would have had "unnatural thoughts" about my stepmother Mayte

***I would have spent so much time in the "vault" that I would have developed a hypersensitivity to sunlight

***I would have no way at all to rebel...except maybe getting the occasional Big Mac or playing "Thriller"

***I would have conveniently kept misplacing the script for Grafitti Bridge until he decided to abandon the project

***I would have brought the Oscar to school for "show and tell"

***I would have gotten Tony M or TC Ellis to show me how to rap

***I would have developed a lifetime aversion to Captain Crunch with soy milk

***I would have gotten a nicer wardrobe that what was on sale at Sears

***With all the women hanging around, I would have lost my virginity at 9

If Prince were my dad I'd probally be a spoiled princess prick
But I'd love every minute of it

Prince is my dad. He's also my whore punk bitch.

I wouldn't have to beg people to come to my slumber parties

you'd have your friends over like for studyin for a test or sumfin, and nobody would get anything done cuz your friends would be too busy drooling.

"dad, go back in the studio or somethin! you're embarrassing me!"
"what do you mean? how?!"
"you're...you're...you're you! go punch yourself in the face, somethin, don't look so handsome when my friends are here!!"

...but y'know, parent/teacher conferences would probably be awesome if he were your dad. you'd be able to mess around in class, sleep in class and get sent to the principal every day or whatever and all the female teachers would totally forget about tellin p about it cuz they'd be too busy fawnin over 'im:

"mr. nelson, your daughter is...uh...:wipesdroolfromlowerlip:...she's...i totally forgot what i was going to say...oh yeah! you smell beautiful today."


oh god.

This would make a great sitcom!

yo, this is the reason i come to this website like 10 times a day. cuz threads like these make me feel better when i feel like shit. y'all r hilarious!

if you're a guy, it'd be a bit harder cuz you'd get so much shit..."your dad looks sooooo gay" and all that. 'least you could say somethin like...i dunno, "my dad dresses better than yours" or what-not. then again...

"he wears high-heeled shoes! your dad's a fruit!"
"oh lawd...like them beat-up british knights your daddy rocks are any better..."

can you imagine going to school the day after the assless pants? geezus.

I'd annoy him by calling him "P Daddy".

JasmineFire said:

your friends would call you at home, "omg liek i saw your dad's ass on mtv last night!!!" you'd never live it down, you'd wanna get home-schooled from then on.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

can you imagine getting home schooled by him?

Yum I wonder what he would pack me for lunch?

JasmineFire said:

man, you know he'd probably make you go to school:

"i don't care what your little friends think, you're goin back to school!"

MoonCat said:

vegan stuff, i suppose. but don't try and sneak a piece of extra crispy on your way home from school...woo boy..."you smell like chicken again. what'd i tell you about goin to eat that mess behind my back?! you're grounded!!"

well I can for go the extra crispy
but I ain't eating Mani's roast pepper stew

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

yeah, he'd probably be real old school about it. he's make you stay with grandma while he went on tour.

if you were bad, he's make you watch grafitti bridge. twice. and then write an essay on its significance.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

oh gawd. and when you turned 18 he'd probably start dating your little friends and writing songs about them.

JasmineFire said:

oh man--i wouldn't bring my friends home..."can we go to your house now?" prince be like, "what happened to so n'so, she used to come over here all the time!" you're like, "uhhh...she ain't my friend no more."

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

he'd be like, "that's too bad. she looked good in those hot pants."

JasmineFire said:

dad, i hate you! :runtoyourroomandslamthedoor:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

he'd so write a book on how to discipline kids.