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Printableklhk said: SmoochSP said: How do you get into a Prince aftershow? If you don't obviously have a ticket, what is the protocol or some of the things you can do to get in?
First you must buy a Larry Grahm costume and learn to play bass guitar. After you've learned the guitar you have to memorize selected Bible scriptures instructed by Prince himself. Once you have that down you need to build and program a Prince robot and then build a second Prince robot for emergencies only. The robot needs a backpack to carry his self composed bible and laptop. You must stitch together a purple silk backpack. Once both robots are complete with bible and backpack send the original robot out to "preach the word". Scold the robot for disobidience if he misbehaves. When the robot has converted enough followers, have the robot and the followers build a princely palace. When the palace is complete the robot will present you with 2 aftershow tickets. 
I tried that. When the robot connected to his laptop after the palace was built, it got an email that said: High NPGMC, Thank U for inquiring about tickets to an aftershow, but your particular robot didn't convert enough followers to build a big enough palace. You also stitched the wrong shade of purple to make the silk backpack. We are hereby putting your name on all telemarketer's phone lists 7 times and transmitting an invisible deed via the microchip in your robot's neck. Now before the robot self destructs, we'll snatch your digital camera now.... | |
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FunkMistress said: OMG, that banner is fucking killing me!
"Louder, so everyone can hear how knowledgeable you are! Lovesexy came out when??"  city-block edit
[Edited 2/8/05 9:35am] Serious answers here: 
Nice picture from Under the Cherry Moon. Yes they are nice hands/nails. Lovesexy came out in 1988.  | |
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Housequake2K2 said: klhk said: First you must buy a Larry Grahm costume and learn to play bass guitar. After you've learned the guitar you have to memorize selected Bible scriptures instructed by Prince himself. Once you have that down you need to build and program a Prince robot and then build a second Prince robot for emergencies only. The robot needs a backpack to carry his self composed bible and laptop. You must stitch together a purple silk backpack. Once both robots are complete with bible and backpack send the original robot out to "preach the word". Scold the robot for disobidience if he misbehaves. When the robot has converted enough followers, have the robot and the followers build a princely palace. When the palace is complete the robot will present you with 2 aftershow tickets.
I tried that. When the robot connected to his laptop after the palace was built, it got an email that said: High NPGMC, Thank U for inquiring about tickets to an aftershow, but your particular robot didn't convert enough followers to build a big enough palace. You also stitched the wrong shade of purple to make the silk backpack. We are hereby putting your name on all telemarketer's phone lists 7 times and transmitting an invisible deed via the microchip in your robot's neck. Now before the robot self destructs, we'll snatch your digital camera now.... Next time read the manual. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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PRINCE IS A ROBOT!!!!! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Is there any age limit for aftershows; do you have to be 18 or older? | |
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RazzBeret said: Is there any age limit for aftershows; do you have to be 18 or older?
no, all you need is an oil can. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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RazzBeret said: Is there any age limit for aftershows; do you have to be 18 or older?
That's what I want to know.....do you have to be 18 or older? ------;;;;;' | |
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Tish4 said: RazzBeret said: Is there any age limit for aftershows; do you have to be 18 or older?
That's what I want to know.....do you have to be 18 or older? Usually aftershows are held in nightclubs so you need to be at least 18 in the UK or 21 in the states in order to attend an aftershow in one of those venues. Or have fake ID 
 edit!  [Edited 2/27/05 8:25am] if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
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