I was wondering if anyone can write a story by using prince's song titles throughout it while still managing to make sense. I have seen it done once and it was pretty short but I want to see who can get the most titles in their story.

Prince meets a stranger in a bar. The conversation goes like this

Prince - What's my name?

Woman - "Bob george?"

My name is Prince. Prettyman! Baby, I'm a star!

"The marrying kind?"

Let's pretend we're married

An honest man if i was your girlfriend?

Undisputed. Strange, but true. I would die for you. Sex me baby? sex me not?

2morrow

It's gonna be lonely when the lights go down
[Edited 2/2/05 16:00pm]

Hello!
sister I understand U want a Prince Bedtime Story.

I wonder, why would any jughead want that?

What do you want me to do girl. I mean, come on. I'm willing and able but...

I'm free to write what I want, but time waits for no one.

Sorry, girl, writing ain't my style.